its only a flesh wound

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“Figured you guys need some grub … hospital food is the worst. And the portions? Very small.”

anonymous asked:

imagine Kuroo getting sick & him tryna play it off like he's okay but he's actually really sick & the rest of the ot4 take care of himmmm

“So,” Bokuto whispers, “Is everybody here?”

“Obviously.” Tsukishima says,  “There’s only three of us.”

“Right, right.” Bokuto blinks, “Then let the Super Secret Kuroo Protection Squad meeting begin.” 

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