its ok not to drink milk

  • Coco: Hey babe! We're ho-VELVET!
  • Velvet: DAH! Sweetie! Y-You're home early. Hehehe.
  • Coco: Don't you sweetie me! What did I tell you yesterday!?
  • Velvet: N-Not to buy eggs.
  • Coco: And what did you do?
  • Velvet: I bought a few eggs?
  • Coco: A few!? YOU BOUGHT AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF EGGS! *Coco Yelled as she waved her hands towards the mountains of egg filling their livingroom.*
  • Velvet: I LIKE PAINTING EGGS! IS THAT SO WRONG!?
  • Coco: WHEN YOU DRAIN OUR BANK ACCOUNT AND DON'T EVEN BOTHER EATING THE EGGS, YES! YES IT IS! *Inhale and sigh as she pulls out her scroll.* Babe, You have a problem and I'm going to get you some help but first we are getting rid of all these eggs.
  • Velvet: Sigh, You're right Coco. I'm sorry.
  • Coco: It's okay Bunny. It's ok-*Suddenly Velvet shuts the door shut and locks it.* Oh HELL NO! VELVET! YOU STOP PAINTING THOSE EGGS RIGHT NOW!
  • Velvet: *Furiously painting eggs* NEVER! THEY ARE MY BABIES!
  • ~~~
  • Ruby: Wow. It was so next of team CFVY to give us these easter eggs. *ruby said holding a large basket of colored eggs.*
  • Weiss: Yeah but why does Velvet always make so many?
  • Blake: It's a Rabbit Faunus thing. It passes once they have kids.
  • Yang: Wait. So when we have kids Are you going to be trying to drink my milk? *She asked her girlfriend.
  • Ruby/Weiss: YANG! THAT'S GROSS!
  • Blake: *Shadily looks away.* ... Maybe.
Socially inept MC tries to pick up Zen in the messenger
  • MC: Do you drink milk?
  • Zen: Uh...yes. Why?
  • MC: Because it sure did your body good!
  • Zen: ...
  • MC: (^_^)
  • Zen: ...try again.
  • MC: O-ok...///
  • MC: Um...do you like bacon?
  • Zen: I do... [Where are you going with this?]
  • MC: Wanna strip?
  • Zen: Pfft! That's so bad.
  • MC: /// Oh... =(
  • Zen: ...Ok, one more try.
  • MC: (^_^)
  • MC: Um...Oh!
  • MC: Did you have coffee, today? Because you look hot and strong!
  • Zen: ///...ok, my turn.
  • MC: !
  • Zen: If it's true that you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. ;)
  • Jumin: INDECENT.
  • MC: !!!///
  • Zen: JUMIN, SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!
  • Saeyoung: MC'S HEAD EXPLODED. I SAW IT IN THE CAMERA.
  • Yoosung: I want my pick-up line book back...

I just can’t believe Jungkook’s the kind of cutie who skips and claps his hands because his ramen water’s ready and then freaks out when he thinks his ramen got soggy and puts milk in his ramen and likes to drink milk with his meals and sings about his ramen as he’s eating it 😭😭😭

anonymous asked:

👀 I'm pretty sure they do share the same milk as the milk dan drank in the video is indeed lactose free. And some people are ok with drinking out of the bottle, it's weird... but yeah. I don't think dan needs to drink lactose free milk sooo...

dan’s jus out there compromising his lactose intake for phil 😩🍼🥛💦 romance is alive

rallycxp  asked:

im sorry but what's American milk culture :c

ok……so……in america its pretty widely believed that milk is necessary for healthy bones n all that but it!! is!!!! false!!!!!!!!!

it turns out u dont need 2 drink milk (1 in 4 americans cant even digest it!!)…..however…….the american govt has been pushing it for decades and heres why

back in the day (before wwii) ppl in america didnt even drink milk very often!! it was really only used to survive long winters when it was difficult to grow crops but around wwii the US government started exporting a ton of milk overseas to soldiers bc condensed milk was easy n safe to send n a lot of farmers got rid of their crops & focused exclusively on dairy bc thats where the Biz was. since as u may or may not know the war is what brought the usa out of the great depression….the economy shifted entirely towards supplying the war !

however AFTERWARDS the demand for milk dried up but instead of producing less and letting their excess go to waste the dairy industry decided to convince ppl to drink MORE

“milk/dairy education” campaigns were launched to promote the idea that milk is essential for healthy bones but ITS NOT TRU!!! IN FACT…..a swedish study posted in the british medical journal in 2014 found that not only is there no correlation between stronger bones and milk consumption…..and in fact found that in both women and men higher milk consumption correlated with higher rates of death, and in women who consumed more milk the rates of bone fracture were actually higher. that study followed another large study from 2005 which examined 70k+ nurses and showed again milk had no protective benefit against fractures

SO ANYWAY during the 1940s and 50s THERE WAS STILL too much milk so the govt started buying it up and sending it to the military, schools, and foreign countries as food aid  (it was at this time “american cheese” n shit was created as well…..all bc of the surplus of dairy)

by the 1980s the govt was spending $2bil a year on excess milk!!! during the reagan administration however the milk buying program was finally stopped and the dairy industry was Freakin Pissed

they fought back by convincing congress (thru $$$) to pass a law in which dairy farmers had to pay a Mandatory fee to fund pro-milk advertisement campaigns. the fees also paid for partnerships with large restaurant and food corps to sell dairy heavy menu items (like dominos pizza w 40% more cheese!!)

BUT REMEMBER THE USDA (united states department of agriculture)??? they not only set dietary guidelines……theyre also in charge of most nuitrition-related public campaigns!!! those same ppl tellin u what u should eat……..theyre also the ones in charge of a multimillion dollar campaign to get you to eat cheese pizza (1 slice = 2/3 of a days max recommended amt of saturated fat)

there r A LOT of other foods that provide the same amount or more of calcium, potassium, and sodium as milk…….so why doesnt the govt encourage ppl to drink water instead of milk??? (#GOTMILK etc)

whats up is…..milk lobbyists donate a LOT of money to politicians who protect their interests when nutrition guidelines come up for review (hillary clinton is the 15th top recipient of donations from the dairy industry……if u need another reason to b Suspicious of her) 

SO ANYWAY………….tl;dr milk and dairy products can be part of a healthy diet but the idea that theyre essential is just GOOD OL CAPITALISTIC AMERICAN MARKETING

theguardian.com
More tofu? Supermarkets flesh out their vegan credentials as clean eating grows
Stores are racing to stock more lines of non-dairy, meat-free food as clean-eating trend boosts numbers of UK flexitarians, vegetarians and vegans
By Sarah Butler

“Tesco says demand for vegetarian and vegan readymeals and snacks has soared 40% in the past year, prompting the UK’s biggest supermarket to introduce new labelling to flag up all its vegan products.

Retailers and food producers are racing to meet demand: vegan foods accounted for 9% of all new food products launched in the UK last year, up from 3% in 2012, according to Mintel.

According to Sainsbury’s the trend is clear: sales of frozen meat-free products are up almost a quarter year-on-year, lentils are up by 18%, chickpeas by 14% and canned beans such as kidney beans and black beans are flying off the shelves – the latter has risen 39% in the last 12 months. Sales of plant-based milk are up 29% over the past two years. Susi Richards, Sainsbury’s head of product development, said: “Plant-based eating is taking the health-world by storm and there’s a fundamental shift in how people are looking at their plates.””

Times, they are a-changin’.

anonymous asked:

dude (is it ok to call you that?) do you remember that pic you drew (zoe: "we need more milk" con: "already?" zoe: "yeah, you keep drinking it")? that got me thinking: what if connor is a fucking milk guy? like "ughh my stomach is upset, better drink some milk!" or *downs a gallon of milk in one go* "what?" (idk why I send you this but the thought of connor just living on milk is pretty funny to me)

this is…………………………… cursed

So Izuku has a special diet and Regimen he’s on so he can bulk up and handle One For All better. 

So Living in a dorm would highlight this to the rest of the class. 

So I present :

“Little Izuku Things”

  •  Who keeps moving my fish oil.
  • I’m sorry i can’t have simple sugars this week
  • its carb load day I MUST EAT NOTHING BUT RICE AND NOODLES
  • I can’t have fruit its nothing but sugar and I CANT WASTE MY SUGAR ALLOWANCE ON AN ORANGE OK I DID THAT LAST MONTH AND IT WAS HELL
  • i’m sorry i woke you up moving around at 4 in the morning i have to go for a run before i can do my morning work out.
  • Stop eating my calcium and drink the milk its going bad and i’m not going to drink it because i doesn’t have nearly enough for my diet
  • TOMATO IS A FRUIT IT HAS SUGAR WHO WANTS MY TOMATOES THIS SALAD CAME WITH THEM.
  • *alarm goes off* ITS MULTI-VITAMIN TIME
  • Stop moving my fish oil i need to take it 4 times a day and i can’t if you keep MOVING IT PLEASE ITS GOOD FOR CLEANING OUT MY SYSTEM
  • Thank you for making dinner for me too BUT ITS A PROTEIN DAY IM SO SORRY.
  • EGGS AND RICE SO MUCH EGGS AND RICE
  • DID YOU KNOW ASPARAGUS HAS CARBS YOU GUYS.
  • Please STOP MOVING MY FISH OIL GUYS PLEASE. I KNOW ITS SMELLS BUT I NEED IT.
The signs as things my brother has said
  • aries: Ok but it's not even that hot. It's just a /little/ fire
  • taurus: *after coming home drunk* Ice is just... so cold, ya know?
  • gemini: I'm going to go eat a loaf of bread and watch Friends
  • cancer: Happy "the FedEx man dropped you off at the wrong house" day
  • leo: Pop a squat on the Cool Bench
  • virgo: Most people find you...fairly decent
  • libra: *while eating cold spaghetti* at least I'm doing something with my life
  • scorpio: Life can suck but sometimes you just gotta chuck it in the fuckin bucket and move on
  • sagittarius: Haha! I'm so empty inside!
  • capricorn: What's the wizzle homefry?
  • aquarius: *passionately sings Phantom of the Opera*
  • pisces: Don't you DARE drink my chocolate milk ok. It's all I have.

misspileofedge  asked:

Help!! Its 2 in the morning and I can't sleep!!! What should I do? ;^;

oH goodnesS-

ok ummMM- HHHH

how about drinking warm milk? i hear that makes ppl sleepy- OOOOR read somethin’? listen to calming music? hhHH ummm that’s all i got hhECK sorryY hhh ;;

you can also just try to close your eyes and listen to your breathing i guess? that might make you sleep eventually, just try clearing your mind *pATS*

this-was-the-only-username  asked:

What's the difference between waffles and pancakes?

OKAY LISTEN UP YALL ARE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED

WAFFLES ARE A GODSENT OK
LIKE IT COMES WITH BUILT IN CUPS FOR YOUR SYRUP HOW GREAT IS THAT
AND IF YOU TIME IT PERFECTLY AND EAT IT RIGHT AFTER MAKING IT AND WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SYRUP IT TASTES LIKE COOKIES AND ITS GREAT OK WAFFLES ARE GREAT

NOW PANCAKES ARE NOT SO GREAT AND HERES WHY
THESE THINGS ARE LIKE BAD DOLLAR STORE CAKE- THEY TASTE GOOD BUT AFTER TWO BITES YOU GOTTA CHUG 12 GALLONS OF MILK CUZ ITS SO DAMN DR Y
AND THESE THINGS ABSORB ALL THE SYRUP SO EVEN IF YOU PUT A GOOD AMOUNT OF SYRUP ITS STILL GONNA BE DRY AS SHIT
AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT PUTTING MORE SYRUP CUZ NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOURE DROWNING IN THE STUFF
AND ASIDE FROM ALL THAT IT ALL GETS STUCK IN YOUR MOUTH AND THEN YOU GOTTA DRINK 12 MORE GALLONS OF MILK

SO TO SUM IT UP, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WAFFLES AND PANCAKES IS THAT WAFFLES ARE ACTUALLY GOOD WHILE PANCAKES ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN

THIS HAS BEEN A PSA

OK FUCKEN I SAW THIS POST A LITTLE WHILE AGO AND ITS LIKE A TEXT POST THAT SAYS “when you see a baby drinking milk too fast and you’re afraid it’ll choke” OR SOME.SHIT LIKE THAT BUT THEN THE REACTION IMAGE IS THKS STUPID FANART OF MARKIPLER’S FACE UP CLOSE AND ITS LIKE “slow down, baby” AND ITS FUCKEN SK WEIRD CAN SOMEONE POINT ME TO THAT TEXT POST I GOTTA SHOW A FRIEND OF MINE THIS WEIRD BULLSHIT PLS AND THANKS

I’m More of a Cat Person (One-Shot)

Fandom: GOT7 (with BTS cameo)

Pairing: Jaebum x Reader

Genre: This is pretty fluffy

Word count: 5,017

Warnings: Very mild mentions of sex and suggestive comments.

Summary: You finally have some free time to spend with your close friend and class mate Haruko. It was her turn to choose your hang out spot but her decision didn’t make you very happy. That was until you met a very alluring server.

Comments: In honor of Leader JB’s birthday! It’s a very simple and cute one-shot and I wanted to finish this by the 6th but alas I kept getting distracted. lol Enjoy!


Preview:

“Want to stay another hour and ogle at the Prince of Cats?”

You rolled your eyes but eventually gave in as you knew your friend wanted to spend some time with the dogs. Just because you were a bitter cat person didn’t mean you could take away from your dog-person friend’s enjoyment of the café. Plus, there was Jaebum walking around the place. He would sometimes stop to take care of one of the pets or answer questions from the other guests. But what you kept noticing most were his constant stares in the direction of your table. He would always smile when he would happen to catch you staring back. He was such an incredibly good looking guy and you just couldn’t help it. He was your type of guy from head to toes right down to his bright, wide set of teeth, the sharpness of his nose, the strength of his forehead, his long, long legs, his-

“(Y/N)!”

You jumped right out of your reverie when you heard your name being yelled.

“What?” Your friend was now staring at you as if she were staring at a misbehaving child. “What?!”


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Creepypasta #855: The Top Of The Stairs

Length: Long

When I was younger my cousin Stan and I would often stay at my our grandmothers house whilst our parents went off for a night out to a local Italian restaurant. It was a particularly dark Saturday evening with rain cheerily dancing off the window, winter was definitely drawing in. 

We set up the Super Nintendo in the back living room and had around an hour of fun playing Super Mario, taking it in turns and swapping after one of us lost a life, arguing and bickering about how unfair it was when Mario died too quick - Stan always won the arguments. 

At around 7pm we went to go and put our PJ’s on and get comfortable for some cheesy Saturday night TV game show’s followed by a tediously shoddy Hospital drama. We settled down on the sofa with a steaming mug of hot chocolate with a musty scented blanket, feet up watching Gladiators wrestle contestants to the floor with a giant foam bud. Stan had most of the blanket because “he was older and older kids needed more warmth”.

Gladiators ended, and just like every week it was awesome for a 7 year old boy to watch some decent action and people getting smacked and roughed up with objects and face off for the main event, and then ‘blahhh, time for a bore fest of cruddy hospital rubbish and nonsense that only old people like’, I suddenly needed to use the bathroom after filling my bladder with chocolaty goodness. I paced to the hallway which was relatively dark, just one table lamp lit the way to the bottom of the stairs. 

As I took my 1st step I saw Auntie Roo (our Aunt who suffers with mental illness) standing at the top. My face lit up and I said “HI ROO!! How are you?”

All that was returned was a blank stare. I could see it was very dark upstairs, I moved up another couple of steps and with every step I took Auntie Roo would retreat a little towards Nanna Jo’s bedroom without saying a word. She looked ill from a distance, she was very pale. 

We had heard of Roo having an episode where it makes her very tired and needing to rest - We didn’t know what it meant, however. By the time I was on the upstairs landing, Auntie Roo had disappeared into Nanna Jo’s bedroom and I thought I’d better not disturb her.

Relief! Making my way downstairs I heard the bedroom door creak open. I looked back but I couldn’t see Roo, so continued to make my way back towards the comfy warm sofa to finish watching Doctors and Nurses give people a very different idea of how a hospital works. Nanna Jo made us another mug of hot chocolate, honestly it is still the best chocolate beverage I have (to this day) ever had the pleasure of drinking - made with a real bar of chocolate melted into steaming hot milk. Bliss! 

Stan was now sat cross legged on the floor playing with some figurines, blowing up Nan’s grandfather clock which stood in the corner of the room with some plastic rocket launchers. 

“Ok kiddiewinks” Nan used to call us that, “time for bed, its almost eleven o clock!”, she always let us stay up past our bed time. So off we went to the spare room where we planned on waiting for Nan to go to sleep so we could sneak downstairs mischievously and have ourselves a midnight snack. No chance, our planned 12 o’clock feast was ruined as 10 minutes later we were both flat out asleep.

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  • Nozomi: hey Umi, can you get me something to drink?
  • Umi: sure, what would you like?
  • Nozomi: malk, please.
  • Umi: sorry, Nozomi I'm fresh out of malk but I can give you some milk.
  • Eli: that's what she just said.
  • Nozomi: yeah Umi, I just want some malk.
  • Umi: Wtf no. Ok your saying malk like its some kind of disease. Like ok no, say milkshake.
  • Nozomi: milkshake.
  • Umi: ok now say milk.
  • Nozomi: ...malk.
  • Umi: OMG are you hearing this?
  • Eli: yes, give the women her molk.
  • Umi: Molk?!
  • Nozomi: Umi, Pour me a glass of Malk.
  • Umi: YOU ARENT EVEN SAYING THE SAMETHING!
seventeen & midnight snacks

s.coups: mm probably a sandwich of like ANY KIND like ??pb&j sandwich?ok ! ham & cheese sandwich?Yep! and hes so shameless about it too like he’ll eat ANYTHING between two slices of bread

jeonghan: nutella on some HONEY WHEAT toast (it has to be honey wheat). he only has one slices w a tiny glass of some milk how cute

jisoo: smthn weird honestly he probably makes a croissant at 1am

junhui: strawberries&cream !!! he plays with the whip cream thing too much tho and ends up getting a LOT in his mouth and is REALLY scared bc his head is kinda stuck at this 90degree angle and he doesnt know how to eat the cream and just starts screaming

hoshi: HES THE WORST he makes a PROTEIN SMOOTHIE at MIDNIGHT with this old af blender thats so noisy and everyones like “…….oh my god……….”

wonwoo: cereal just .cereal. sometimes he mixes it up and eats som rice krispies with strawberry jam or puts some banana slices in his honey nut cheerios but its rlly cute because he gets this big bowl and just munches down the cereal with this tiny spoon vv cute

jihoon: snack??more like meal. this boy eats anything at midnight bc hes always up so late like ?hed call for pizza or mcdonalds and just sit on the floor with only his phone flashlight as a light source until someone (most of the time minghao) walks in like “???hyung u ok u need some ..time?” and jihoon just gives him some fries and tells him to go to sleep

dk: for some reason he really likes dried fruit ?? no one knows why but like u can just find him with his phone light tryin to look for some of his dried mangos to munch on omg

mingyu: snotboy is really weird whatd u expect . he gets peanut butter and some cheerios and kinda mixes it together & eats that??? wtf actually

minghao: anything sweet omg but mostly little rice cakes or smthn ! he has some that seungkwan’s mom made for everyone and he loves them so much but hes too shy to ask for more :(

seungkwan: HE GOES ALL OR NOTHING so he either has like. a slice of a pear with a mint leaf and a shot glass with almond milk….or goes and cooks this huge af meal with a side course and everything and eats it while writing a letter to his mom for more rice cakes

hansol: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES oh my god like choco chip cookies but especially oreos & lemon flavored cookies !!!!! then heats up a lil milk and oh my god this kid is adorable

chan: sadly someone (scoups) thought it was a “fun and joking” idea (scoups) to literally make dino think (scoups) that he was drinking alcohol (scoups). choi seungcheol took this kid one time and sat down, poured him this mysterious looking liquid and said “hey..have one with me its ok im your dad now” and little did chan know that he was LITERALLY DRINKING coke&milk mixed together…..scoups has a pitcher of it and chan always takes it and pours it in a wine glass and is like “sigh….todays been a long day…” and drinks the coke and milk i hate scoups