Just a thought...you know those au's where the name you call your s/o is on your body. Think about chowder and him being so excited, "maybe they're a farmer!" And some stupid person being sexist says it's probably a guy and chowder probably at least had the thought what if it is a guy? I've never felt that way about a guy but I must love them and kinda freaking out a bit about sexuality? I just thought about that..
Sweet baby Chowder would love his soulmate no matter what, and he would constantly be asking himself “is farmer a pet name?? ARE THEY A REAL FARMER?? but why would I call them that? Do they call me goalie???” So many questions, and all Chowder can think when he runs into the women’s volleyball team is “i hope this one wants to be a farmer, she’s got such pretty eyes” and he nearly cries when he finds out her name