its not serious no fancy shit

i propose a novel abt internet friends teaming up to solve a magical mystery

• one of the kids stumble upon something while hanging out at a saltwater lake
• they take a couple of pics with their shitty cellphone camera and jokingly tags the myth/aesthetic blog friend
• caption: are there monsters in this lake y/y
• turns out, y
• the squad all start researching it on their own
• eventually they start a blog/email collectively, bc its fun and none of it is serious and also the posts abt the freaky shit get a lot of notes, so
• it gets real when some kid drowns late at night while a bunch of the ppl last seen with him turn up on all sorts of places over the next two weeks
• all of the locations are next to saltwater
• the rich one with the fancy photography blog flies them all to the place where the thing is happening, bc its actually something they can afford to do since the only ppl who are in work can do it remotely. so they go for it
• weird social justice arguments while hiking to locations between the journo and the rich kid
• journo is suddenly in every photo set rich kid posts at least once
• hardcore memer goes thru rich kids suitcase eventually
• ‘wtf is that?’ 'an exercise tool. for my face.’ 'ur kidding’ 'its totally legitimate and normal’ 'wtf woULD U NEED THIS FOR?? U HAVE THE BEST JAWLINE IN THE WORLD’ 'its for my smile’ 'im done. thats it. ur officially unnecessarily wealthy. do the 1% have private organizations and shit?? do u get high together????’ 'no. what? no.’
• drinking games while watching shows
• anons sending them clues. its helpful, but its creepy.
• its like scooby doo but also tumblr
• i want it