its not as popular as adventure time but i dont care

things ive noticed about the signs // harsh advice

aries: they’re just here for the fun of it. fucking hilarious, but usually in their own way, so they’re funny to just themselves and their close friends. wants to be more independent than they are. shitty drivers. dont have much of a filter. extremely adept at overcoming life’s bullshit, mainly because they do not have time for this. quick thinkers. // learn how to own up to the shitty things you do everyone is sick and tired of calling you out just apologize and be done with it

taurus: able to adapt to new environments. hard workers. good at everything they try. not always trusting of or open to new friends, but when they care about someone, steadfast doesn’t even begin to cover it. they aren’t going anywhere. // i swear to fucking christ if i catch you shit talking yourself one more time im gonna punch you in the throat(in a friendly loving way)

gemini: whether they’re an introvert or an extrovert, they know how to talk to people and make friends easily. 95% of people have a crush on them at some point solely for their magnetic personality. is a giant fucking loser but somehow pulls it off. makes good grilled cheese sandwiches. doesn’t really want to be the team leader, as they have a better view from the back, but they’re pretty good leaders. // if you make one more shitty pun im going to check you into a wall

cancer: fluid personality, often shifting quickly from sensitive to uncaring. they want to feel safe, whether this is emotionally, romantically, or financially. they love surprising people with gifts. they have a laugh that you can never forget. open about their feelings. if they love you, you will know. smarter than they’re given credit for. // for the last time, your day was not ruined because you stubbed your toe please calm down and quit crying

leo: they soak up all the attention within a 5 mile radius of wherever they happen to be standing. they want to succeed and be recognized for their achievements, but they would never think of dragging anyone down with them. positive and creative thinkers. persistent. weirdly flexible. natural leaders. when they speak, people listen, partially out of respect but also because leos are naturally likable. // QUIT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THEIR BEST!!!step in someone else’s shoes for fucking once, goddamn

virgo: contrary to popular belief, not actually that excited about school. their room is generally a mess but like, theres one part of it that always has to be clean. they like to make friends, they like to be liked, but they know when thats not an option, and they will not hesitate to cut someone off to protect themselves. if you’re a virgo with a resting bitch face, i am so sorry and i understand. me too. // WHY DO U DO THAT THING WHERE U THINK UR BETTER THAN EVERYONE???U AINT BITCH THE FUCK

libra: ambitious. sometimes seen as shallow but theres often a lot more hidden under the surface. charming when they want to be. one of the funniest people you know, but you dont realize it until they’re mad at you. also, their anger is terrifying so watch your back. if they make a mistake, please just forgive them, because chances are they’re beating themselves up about it. like a lot. make great brownies. // YOU GET PISSY ABOUT THE LITTLEST THINGS. SHUT UP

scorpio: love making other people happy. sometimes manipulative, but a lot of times by accident. spend all of their energy worrying about others, but never themselves, and then some. loyal to the last breath. weirdly good at dancing. always a little bit confused about whats going on but pretends to know whats going on so they look smarter. compassionate. they love new beginnings, clean slates, and fresh starts. // stop dancing around what you wanna say and fuckin SAY IT

sagittarius: adventurous. just because they’re quiet doesn’t mean they’re shy. bad at listening to others sometimes, but they’re doing their best, really. curious. not bothered by a lot. probably would marry a good glass of chocolate milk. tries to be optimistic in most situations, but if they start crying just let them get it out okay they need a good solid cry rn. big hearts. sometimes nosey. want to make a difference in the world and to the people around them. // i have called your name three times you piece of shit PAY ATTENTION STOP ZONING OUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

capricorn: witty and self-depricating. loyal friends but bad at texting back. they dont shit talk people often, but when they do, its because that person is really, really awful. probably a fucking weeb. if they aren’t, then they’re a furry. if they aren’t either of those, then they’re lying. down to earth(literally, they’re an earth sign). they will kick your ass at cards against humanity. accept that they are funnier than you and move on. great hair. // you’re a passive aggressive little shit and you know it

aquarius: independent. talk when they’re nervous. excellent liars, but also brutally honest. alien fuckers. EXTREMELY perceptive, often seeing things you didn’t want them to, or that you thought you had hidden well. organized. probably runs an aesthetic blog. the only people that can lie to them are themselves. hate feeling dragged down by others. // QUIT FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT TINY SHIT LIKE PEOPLE NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN!!!!SOME PEOPLE ARENT ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD DAY OKAY

pisces: resilient. always wants to stay busy. honestly some of the sweetest people ive ever met, occasionally a bit misunderstood. obsessive. emotional, which sometimes pulls them in confusing directions. determined to get what they want. the supportive friend that just needs a hug. whatever skills they have, they’re just naturally talented. tries to be mysterious, usually ends up tripping over their own feet. // you’re some of the worst procrastinators of all time get your shit together buddy

directors commentary re: starblaster interviews

(under the cut cause long) 

ok for a silly dialogue-only interview fic i ended up constructing a shit ton of lore and headcanons to back the text up - i did a lot of haphazard construction of meta re: 2 suns planet and what the taz crew were doing before they were chosen for the mission, along with some character work re: young ipre kids. this could be useful for people writing, or at least interesting. 

so, for all three people who care im parting the curtain and posting the notes i was taking/headcanoning for continuity and later use —also feel free to gank any of these ideas for your own stuff, just lmk so I can check ur shit out too!:

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Famous!Blaine AU fic recs

These are all AUs where Blaine is famous for some reason :-)

Complete fics

Wake Up To Me, by a-simple-rainbow.

Notting Hill AU, beautifully done.

Skin on Skin, by ulysses31dancer

Blaine is a rock star, Kurt wins a VIP backstage pass. Very smutty.

The Understudy, by ASuperGleek

Blaine is a Broadway star, and Kurt is cast as his understudy.

Teenage dreams and movie scenes, by @saraklaine100.

This story is AMAZING. Laugh-out-loud funny. Guaranteed to cheer you up however blue you’re feeling. Blaine is a famous singer, Kurt is a famous actor with a crush on said singer.

Nobody said it was easy, by @alexacardew.

Blaine writes Broadway musicals. Kurt is married and has a child, but isn’t happy in his marriage and falls for Blaine. You’ll root for these two to get together from the very first chapter.

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The signs from Gemini perspective

Aries: forever my spontaneous buddy. we can do absolutely nothing yet say we had the most fun. lol your witty insults are the best though sometimes harsh. i love that you are so caring and will do anything to make your loved ones smile.

Taurus: you want to be friends with everyone and you are too concerned with being popular. I dont trust these kind of people but you are so funny when you are comfortable. you are the worst texter so i call you right away when i see you writing me back

Gemini: so damn loud. you have good advice. i always go to you when i need a good drag. you seem detached but somehow you are always sensitive about something. you are a loyal friend, we cry together and i love you so much. I hate that you clam up when youre upset but i understand what youre going through. Im a gemini, i do the same. But other people dont understand that so its better to communicate your negative feelings aswell

Cancer: its true, you are moody! but i love teasing you out of your bad mood. and it always works! we flirt constantly. well i do, you are straight forward about your feelings and flirting is too complex for you haha. but when you flirt, you flirt with your eyes and smile. wyddd stop!! nothing compares to your touch and kisses! ure very jealous and possesive though, but just holding your hand and only looking at you in a room full of people makes that all go away. you are the best lover i have ever had. because unlike me you dont live in your head and that makes me want to live in the moment with you

Leo: so freakin passionate! I love it. you are perfect because i can have deep conversations with you and still keep it light. you are a mixture of my two favorite signs: cancer and aquarius. youre charming and a go-getter but sometimes a little competitive. why? just like me you are always ready to go out and look for the next adventure

Virgo: you have the kindest heart! i love your love for animals, but youre a little sneaky sometimes and you dont even realize you start real problems between people. youre too afraid of new things, i feel accomplished when i get you out of your comfort zone every other blue moon. i respect your intellect although it differs from mine sometimes. i feel i understand you better than you understand me.

Libra: hah! you are my best friends! we can chat for hours and still not be done talking. we have great banter, lots of inside jokes and we even understand each others body language. we like to organize parties together, entertain people and win them over to our friend circle. we’re proud of each other and give that little push to go for our dreams. one annoying thing is that we try to please each other all the time.

Scorpio: we are always ready to start some drama. we will throw people a bone and watch them argue. then we’ll be standing in a corner looking at them and ask each other why we are so evil and laugh about it all night. we’re always joking until one of us insults the other, hell cracks open a little bit but we get over it in a second like it never happened. normally i dont talk about my private life but with you i spill it all. it took you a while to tell me about yourself and our friendship became really strong after that. i feel you love me more than my mom does hahah love you scorp!

Sagittarius: can you stop showing me funny videos, youre making my stomach hurt from laughing. haha the internet would be boring without you! you are shy at first and its hard to make eyecontact with you but oh boy once you come out of your shell.. i like shy boys but your fiery side makes me too sad. Your shade is real and hits hard. i wish you were more careful with your words because you cant take them back once youve said them and i hold grudges so bad combo there :(

Capricorn: how do you appear so calm and collected on the outside but are so damned nervous inside? i always feel capricorns’ nervousness. youre like an alligator; quiet and meticulous. working on your next master plan to win power over people. youd be the best puppet master! youre very concerned with status but i like you best when you are not because you know how to have fun. youre one of my kinkiest friends ;) ;) lol. I like that you are accepting of people and very forgiving. Youre always there for the people you REALLY REALLY REALLY care about and thats a small tight circle of people, im glad im one of them

Aquarius: where do I start? i admire your intellect. talking to you is like having sex for the first time! all aquarius i know are effortlessly handsome and pretty. how? you make me want to be a better person. people dont often see your sensitive side, but i know your feelings can get intense. one thing i dont like though is that with other people you live in your head and bottle everything up inside until you boil over and spew out of control with them. dont do that! You are so freakin perfect. oh and you have a hate-love relationship with my cancerian friends, whyyyy

Pisces: you are like real life dolls! you are angelic and innocent looking with always a mischievous smile on your face. But behind that cute bubbly energy there is a really nasty side to your personality. you can be awefully mean when you act on your impulse and unfortunately you do it often :( you like to sweep problems under the rug because talking about it gives you heartburn! But it makes you look like you are not self-aware even when you are. People think you are detached from reality and selfish, but I see you use escapism as a coping mechanism. you are very smart! you love to learn and give. what i love the most about you is that you are patience with me and you can feel my energy without mistaking it for what its not.

Voltron Scott Pilgrim AU

okay but listen, this started off as a normal band au but turned into something else.  this goes on for way too long. i am sorry

  • Lance is guitarist, Pidge is mixer and keyboardist, Keith plays bass, Hunk is drums, shiro sings
  • and the title of this fascinating tale is “Keith Kogane vs. The Universe”
  • literally it’s only called that because every gig they have, some random guy shows up in the middle of a set and tries to fight Keith
  • and since Keith has no chill he fights them.
  • Lance is the main character (but doesnt realize this) and the whole story is about him being pissed off about being a side character because all the cool stuff happens to the people around him

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anonymous asked:

petemikey

uh wowie i havent done anything for this ship in a while.cool!

  • Who would throw the other in the pool: pete wentz is not an asshole and he knows mikey is not fond of water. but mikey unfortunately for pete mikey is an asshole and he knows he can get away with shoving pete into the water B-)
  • Who is the better carer when the other is sick: pete just fucking… whines. all like “oh mikey, please help me im gonna dieee” and mikey thinks it cute so he plays along and looks after his silly emo bf
  • Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: pete!!! he loves adventure a ton!!!! poor mikey does it to make him happy even though it destroys him
  • Who would cook the better romantic dinner: these two love take out… and they cook together when they do make a meal. mikeys got to look out for pete in the kitchen and pete has to make sure mikey doesn’t forget things.
  • Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: pete! mikey almost trips over it when he comes in and he can just hear pete laughing from inside the heap of blankets and sheets and they have a fun time and its amazing and ridiculous
  • Who would have the best holiday ideas: well i mean they both have pretty awesome holiday ideas. i’d say they go through everything together. lots of theme parks and shopping and sightseeing.
  • Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: mikey has so much stuff oh my god!!! pete is just… “uh… can i move your… dvds to the living room…”
  • Who would throw the wildest parties? contrary to popular belief, its mikey! that man is a fuckin party animal and there is not a force on earth that can stop him.
  • Who would always fall asleep on the couch? pete doesn’t sleep very well, so he’s prone to snoozing off at random points of the day. mikey gives him a pillow to prop his head up or a blanket if its cold
  • Who would enter them both in a talent show? again. pete knows mikey isnt a huge fan of performing in front of people, so he wouldn’t do that to him. so i guess based on that it would be mikey. but i dont think theyd sign up at all. a bass on bass act might be kinda boring.
  • Who would try to get out of doing their chores? both of them r lazy shites!!!!!!!! it doesnt help that they were not domestic in the slightest during the first few months of their relationship (what with being on tour and all, you dont have to do dishes or take out the trash)
  • Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking? pete is not careful enough whilst cooking and mikey finds it both hilarious and distressing.
  • Who would always bring home a new stray pet? mikeyyyyyyyyy he cant just ignore the strays that stay near their house he is a weeb @ heart. pete cant really complain because he gets attached to them as well. and they just take care of them and aaah
  • Who would make the other carry their bags on a shopping spree? PETE. mikey is the cool boyfriend who holds all the bags and says nice things about everything and drinks starbucks as he lets his bf geek out. and probably geeks out with him.

send me a pairing and i’ll fill these in for you!