its not a skirt!

Short Skirt

Ed thinks the readers skirt is too short

Requested–Yes

A/n–First smut, sorry if its bad

Warning-  !s!e!x!

Rating– smut

Title–Short Skirt

“Babe are you ready to go?” Your longtime boyfriend Ed called from your bedroom.

“One sec!” You called from the bathroom. You added one more coat of mascara and looked at the finished look. You had to say you looked pretty hot.

“Ready.” You say busting out of the bathroom.

Ed looked at you stunned as you turned around.

“Darling you can’t go out in that.”

“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

“All of the guys will be trying to hit on you.”

“So what? I’m with you. Some harmless flirting isn’t going to matter.” You say crossing your arms.

Ed had a dangerous yet playful look in his eyes.

Take. It. Off.”

“Come over here and make me.” You say definitely.

Ed crossed the room, a wild look in his eyes. He growled playfully and tossed you on the bed.

You giggled and crawled away from him.

“Don’t make me chase you. You know you want it, sweetheart.” He pulled your foot, dragging you across the bed, a noticeable bulge in his pants.

“Come on Ed, we have to go to the party.” You try to focus as he kisses you neck.

“It’s just me and you tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.” Ed said, slowly unzipping your dress. You gave in, pulling his mouth to yours in a heated kiss. Your dress was off in an instant. His large hands caressed your breasts until you felt yourself aching with need.You reached out, pulling Ed’s sweater over his head. You continued this until you were both naked, his hardened length pressing against your wet heat.  

Slowly he stroked himself against you until you were practically begging.

“Ed please.” You whimpered.

“Please what?”

“Please fuck me.”

He grinned and pinned you on the bed.

“Not yet.”

He slowly inched down your body, biting and nipping the sensitive skin until he got to your soaking sex.

He lowered his head between your thighs, disappearing with a grin. You gasp as his warm tongue slides up and reached your clit, sucking on it.

“Oh Ed!” you moan enthusiastically.

He continues to devour you, licking and sucking, until you were close to the edge.

“I’m so close.” You pant. Then he pulls away.

“Hey.” You whine, looking up into his lust filled eyes.

Ed crawls back up so that he’s level with you. He kissed you hardly, then positioned himself at your entrance. He entered you slowly until you were nearly screaming in frustration. You jerked your hips up to meet his. Ed started to move at a fast pace, thrusting in and out of you with ease. You locked your ankles around his waist, pulling him deeper and deeper inside of you. His grunts and moans only turned you on more. Each thrust brought you closer and closer to the edge until you were a moaning mess.

“Cum for me darling.” He growled in your ear. You felt yourself hover near the edge then fall over.

“Oh…Oh Ed…Oh”

Ed thrusted into you a few more times until you felt his hot seed spill into you. Ed sighed with pleasure and pulled out of you. You could feel the warm wetness spill down your thighs. You both lay side by side, the smell of sex in the air.

“Does this mean we still have to go to the party?” Ed asked.

“Yes we still have to go.” You get up and disappear into the bathroom.

“Y/n?” He calls.

“Yeah?”

“You got a cute butt.”

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biscuit krueger cosplay progress!!

this is definitely an ambitious project for me but im so far pretty happt with my results! the skirt of the dress is a bit long which im :-/ about but i am basing it more on her 1999 design so i guess that gives me a bit of leeway, length-wise. still might try to adjust it tho. i am very satisfied with the fullness of the skirt over crinoline–i think its about as good as i can get without a hoop skirt!

cape and wig are next!

If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and participate in other vigorous outdoor games; if later, during adolescence, the children who have been wearing trousers are urged to “eat like growing boys,” while the children in skirts are warned to watch their weight and not get fat; if the half in jeans runs around in
sneakers or boots, while the half in skirts totters about on spike heels, then these two groups of people will be biologically as well as socially different. Their muscles will be different, as will their reflexes, posture, arms, legs and feet, hand-eye coordination, and so on. (…) 


There is no way to sort the biological and social components that produce these differences. We cannot sort nature from nurture when we confront group differences in societies in which people from different races, classes, and sexes do not have equal access to resources and power, and therefore live in different environments.

—  Ruth Hubbard, The Political Nature of “Human Nature”
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id like to think theyre buds…….

(dont think its a thing but pls dont tag as ship ty)

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Ahsoka Tano custom action figure.

[see more customs] [art commissions]

do you ever think about how Problematic™ your early teen ships would have been if tumblr existed back then? like. jesus. kids these days: you have no idea how great it was to enjoy, for example, violent possession/manipulative bodysharing hard dubcon in peace. thirteen year old me needed space to be freaky.

Sugar Baby Education 101: 7 Etiquette Habits

It is a big part of sugar baby’s lifestyle to be comfortable go out on dates with their SDs to high-end restaurants, opening galleries, charities, fundraisers, and balls. What most newbies do not know/lack is the proper etiquette habits. 

For those men who surround themselves with successful people 24/7, would be a big turn off to be with a young lady who does not know how to behave and know the unspoken rules in the public. It is important for all sugar babies to know how to act classy and elegant, take your time, don’t be in a rush, be sophisticated and be a mystery for your SD. 

When you are dating a millionaire, the right manners and ways of conducting yourself assume an even a greater importance since they indicate grooming and class – qualities which are important in the upper classes.

Here are a few tips on dating etiquette if you are seeing someone rich and successful and wish to come off as his/her ideal partner.

#1 How to Communicate

  • Not every thought that comes into your head should come out of your mouth. Vet your thoughts. Speaking your mind does not mean sharing every thought. Some thoughts are not appropriate and could cause irreparable damage to your relationships.
  • Never gossip. Most gossip is bad, negative and damages relationships.
  • Look everyone in the eye for no more than 5 seconds at a time, then divert your glance for another 5 seconds. Practice will turn this into a habit. 
  • Make eye contact with people you speak with.
  • Never criticize, condemn or complain about anyone to another relationship. It’s a giant red flag. People will assume that you are bad mouthing them and will try to stay away from forming any strong relationships with you.

#2 Focus on your partner

When dating a rich man , it is important to let them know you value the time and effort your partner is spending on you. And one of the best ways to do this is by being attentive to your date. Maintain steady eye contact with him and listen actively to what he has to say. Smile often and present a positive body language. Also avoid fiddling with our phone (do not take pictures of the food, take snapchat of yourself, etc. do not present yourself as immature girl.). Unless you’re on call at a high-pressure job, you have no excuse for frequently checking your PDA. Flashing expensive technology makes you look self-absorbed and immature. If you must take a call or check a text, apologize for being rude, and tell your date why it’s necessary.

#3 Eating Etiquette

Believe it or not, most people don’t know how to eat. In the adult world of the successful, you need to know how to eat at social settings. Let’s go down the list:

  • As soon as you sit in your chair take the napkin off the table and drape it over your lap.
  • Never begin eating until everyone has their meal.
  • Never chew with your mouth opened.
  • Never talk while you’re chewing your food.
  • Never dip any food you’re eating into a sauce everyone is using.
  • Don’t wolf down your food. Eat at the same pace as everyone else at the table.
  • Never hold a spoon, fork or knife with your fist.
  • Outside fork is for salads, inside fork for the meal.
  • Never make gestures while your utensils are in your hands.
  • Never reach for anything like salt and pepper. Always ask someone to pass things like that.
  • Don’t slouch at the table. Sit straight up.
  • After the meal, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and make sure you don’t have any food in your teeth. Carry a toothpick or something similar in your wallet or purse wherever you go.
  • If your date orders, compliment his choices, whether it is his choice of dessert or the wine. At the end of the dinner, thank your partner for inviting you out and don’t leave it for the next day.Focus

#4 Dress Etiquette

When dating a millionaire, it is crucial to turn out in a classy and elegant manner. Adopt a personal style which highlights your best features and above all, get the basics of grooming right. Even though you may not be able to afford a Louis Vuitton handbag or a Cartier watch, ensure that whatever you are wearing is suits you and is appropriate for the occasion.

  • Work and Job Interviews – Some professions have special purpose clothing like construction, roadwork, electricians etc. If you work in an office, dress like your boss or your boss’s boss. In some offices it’s business casual, in others, it’s a suit and tie for men. For women its slacks, or skirts with open collars, heels or no heels are ok.
  • Weddings, Wakes, Funerals –  In most cases, this will be suit and tie for men. For women, it’s the same as work clothes but many women like to wear more formal gowns or a more stylish cocktail dress, usually worn with heels. Some cultures have special dress codes you need to be aware of.
  • Formals – Usually formals are black tie optional, black tie or white tie for men. Optional usually means a dark suit, tie or black bow tie, dark shoes. Black tie means black tuxedo, dark shoes, white tie means black tailcoat, white wing-collar shirt, white bow tie, black shoes for men. For women, it’s a long formal gown or short cocktail dress or dressy long skirt and top, usually worn with heels. White ties are very rare.

#5 Introducing Yourself

In life, you will be forced into situations where you will meet new people. This is an opportunity to develop valuable relationships.

There are 5 basic rules to making introductions:

  • Smile
  • Firm Handshake
  • Make Eye Contact
  • In one sentence explain who you are, why you’re there and who you know at the event
  • Ask Questions About the Person You are Introducing Yourself to.

#6 Basic Manners

  • Yes
  • Please
  • Thank you
  • Be punctual (Being punctual is especially important when dating the rich since for them time is money, and as soon as they find you tardy, they will see you as a waste of time.)
  • Excuse me when interrupting or entering a conversation
  • Don’t interrupt someone while they are talking
  • Don’t roll your eyes when someone says something you disagree with
  • Don’t look away when someone is talking to you
  • Never check your cell phone when talking to someone
  • Stay positive and keep criticisms and negative comments to yourself
  • Compliment, compliment, compliment
  • Thank anyone hosting an event, dinner etc.
  • Never curse or use inappropriate language during social events
  • Never be rude

#7 Learn to handle embarrassing moments

No one is born with perfect manners and it is all a matter of practice. So while dating your SD if you realize that you have committed a faux pas, make as little of it as possible. Ignore whatever you did or didn’t do and force your mind onto something else. Go on smoothly as if nothing happened and very soon people around you will do the same.

  • Me: It's okay to be unsure of your gender/sexuality!!1! It's totally cool to be figuring yourself out!
  • Me @ me: except you bc u need to get ur stuff together and figure out what the heck u are right now immediately