its like one in the morning

TalesFromTheFrontDesk: "I booked an apartment on the top floor but demand one on the lower floor"

So we deal with apartments, which is slightly different than hotels in that each apartment has its own Booking page. As in, you don’t get to pick and choose your room, but rather each apartment acts like a different hotel.

So come in these guests, family of four, about three hours late. I ask them to pay - guess what? No cash on them (although we email our guests several times that we don’t accept credit cards). I say fine, it’s late night so in the morning just hop on by. They demand parking by the apartment. I tell them that it clearly states you must write this in your reservation because we have limited space and it’s fully booked now.

So I give them the keys and explain how they can get there. “You’re coming with us and finding us a parking spot”. I’m not even get paid by this point, because our rules state the guests have to pay $25 if they come after a certain hour, but I decide to be a good boy and get in their car. We drive around to find a parking spot. “It’s too expensive man… Let’s just drive back to the apartment”. Thanks for wasting my time.

So we finally get there. The guy opens the door and asks where the apartment is. I tell him that it’s on the top floor. He flips and says we wrote in the reservation we wanted a lower floor. I spend the next 10 minutes explaining that you get what you book with us and you can’t just ‘choose’ your rooms, you have to go to their separate page and book them.

Now, they all get into this small elevator - I warn them that it’s only for two people maximum, but they don’t give a shit and grab some heavy bags too. So when they are at the top the elevator finally gives out and stops working. Now the guy has to haul all his shit up five floors, and although I’ve already went above and beyond, I decide to help him carry his luggage (spoiler alert: they never so much as said thanks).

So it’s pretty much midnight at this point. They start asking me questions. How does this work. Where is that. The AC didn’t have a remote control and they start freaking out over it (although you can just come over and press a button, you dumb shit). They start going over and over about how they want an apartment on the ground floor. The blinds are too see-through, in the morning it’s going to be too bright. It’s really loud outside. And so on. At the end they went, “Just go”.

Fuck guests like this.

By: MedicalThrowAway0020

I have a massage in 1 hour! And its doctor prescribed. Just wish I could get my insurance to pay for it lol.

All I know is, I get to get feeling soft and mushy, then go home, have dinner and go ride my bike 10-18 miles and undo all her hard work. I should have ridden this morning but I woke up feeling like butt. One of the “perks” of the meds I’m on. But today is the last day of one of them, and in a week or 3 I will not have the side effects and hopefully start waking up more refreshed.

But, massage. FTW.

So I’m getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow morning so like if you guys want to leave me a bunch of asks about headcanons or my YJ/PJO Crossover or anything really it’s not like I’m gonna be doing anything all day so please do that and give me something to do because I’d really appreciate it and it might help me feel better

Honestly, if you think that artists don’t take their time to make a fanart, leave. I’m not trying to be rude, but I really dislike the attitude of some guys trying to tell artists that make a fanart/art is so “simple”. Unfortunately, I take a long time doing them since I’m pretty slow, and I’m pretty sure that I’m not the only one. I just want more respect for the artists because sometimes, they think that we just make “drama” when we are expecting to receive credits when our art is being stolen or reposted without permission. It’s not so hard to search the source, or ask someone for help you. 

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Today’s prompt was moon and stars and I’m such a sap I’m such a sap

speaking as someone that loves toys a lot i gotta say it’s absolutely bonkers how overwatch, one of the most toyetic franchises in recent memory, has absolutely no toyline to speak of outside of funko pops and the odd waifu nendoroid

like… overwatch feels like it’s based off of a toyline. it feels like it’s the perfect video game to accompany your favorite saturday morning cartoon. i should have a little Genji figure with a button that launches spring-loaded cyborg armor to reveal gross organic zombie bits underneath. i should have a gigantic orisa toy that shoots missiles. those should exist. but they just… don’t? its bizarre. 

first real phil drawing, this took so long!! art cannot capture the true beauty of this man!! i love him!!

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Friends TOW In Massapequa (2002) | SNL sketch “Brazilian Bar” (2006)

“Click”

i just.. . can’t get over sign of the times. there is so much feeling in it - hope, desperation, strength, vulnerability, pain, love, bravery - and all of it is so palpable, i feel like i can taste it in the air while the song’s playing. he pulls you in at the very first note and tangles you into his soul with every note after that. the energy in his voice just. it washes over you, wave after wave, like an ocean of electricity and emotion. 

anonymous asked:

Au where Yuuri owns a bakery he usually works in the back and Yurio works up front. Viktor comes in like every morning and is used to the greeting the teenager only to be ignored. Well one morning when Viktor comes in Yurio isn't there and it's Yuuri instead. Viktor immediately falls in love and every time he comes back he asks for Yuuri.

victor, probably when he sees yuuri for the first time lmao

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ok oK OK

I just made my first animatic and you can go and check it out here!!

I’m super proud of this because this took like a whole week and [insert weird noises here] I’m just so happy tbh. Hopefully people get to see this because i did my best and i’m just super freaking happy it’s done ok. i love my boys very much and they deserve all the happiness in the world

Magickal Frappuccinos!

As a witch and an avid coffee lover, I felt like its time for some frappuccino magick (and some suggested stones you can pair with them)!

A little disclaimer - No, I am not being paid to post this or anything… I just really like coffee. 😊

☕ Caramel - Bring some sweetness into your day! Caramel is sticky and sweet, so drink some to attract positivity and comfort to stick with you throughout the day! You could also drink it while you’re studying to help things stick in your brain. Pair with sodalite.

☕ Chai Creme - Don’t you mean the perfect spiced up love potion in coffee form?? This frappuccino uses a spicy chai tea which contains black tea, cardamom, cinnamon, ginger, clove, star anise, and pepper aka your perfect blend of passion, charm, courage, lust, and aphrodisiacs.. *wink wink*. Pair with garnet.

☕ Cinnamon Dolce - On the go? Pairing cinnamon, coffee, and sugary goodness is great for boosting your energy! Relaxing? Who doesn’t love a warm cinnamon-y sugar feeling? You can also use this beverage to bring peace and relaxation! Pair with carnelian / blue lace agate. 

☕ Coffee - Coffee is fantastic for mental clarity and grounding. If you’re having one of those days, get some coffee and go for a walk. Take advantage of the boosted alertness to enjoy nature, clear your mind, and overcome any internal blockages. Pair with hematite.

☕ Cotton Candy - (Does not contain caffeine) This vanilla and raspberry frappuccino is perfect for two things: peace and love. Vanilla’s calming aroma paired with this fruit of patience encourages peace of mind. On the other hand, vanilla’s loving vibrations paired with raspberries’ fidelity give you a perfect romance drink. (Raspberries are also used with pregnancy spells which is great because it is also caffeine free!) Pair with moonstone.

☕ Green Tea - Matcha green tea is great for healing! It boosts immunity, reduces bad cholesterol, promotes healthy cell growth, is high in antioxidants, and helps you to relax if you are tense. When drinking, you can see your beverage cleansing and detoxing with every sip you take. Pair with bloodstone. 

☕ Java Chip and Mocha - One word: chocolate. These two frappuccinos are practically the same thing except one has chocolate chips in it, so I’m going to group them together. Chocolate is all about love and friendship, and people often give or receive chocolate as rewards. Pair it with a self-love bath and indulge. You deserve it! Pair with rhodonite. 

☕ Midnight Mint - How about a minty sweet cleanse? Mint is all about protection and cleansing, and when paired with chocolate brings a little positivity with it. Mint is also great for breaking spells, hexes, and jinxes, so if you’re feeling a bit wary, go grab yourself a drink! Pair with black tourmaline.

☕ Pumpkin Spice - The perfect drink around Samhain to give you all your favorite fall spices in one! Pumpkins are fantastic for bringing some money your way especially when paired with the other spices in your PSF. On top of that, pumpkins are great for divination. Tarot readings in Starbucks, anyone? Pair with aventurine. 

☕ Strawberries & Creme - (Does not contain caffeine) Strawberries are very similar to raspberries correspondence wise. This drink is great for innocent or platonic love and happiness! Pair this drink with a friendship spell, or just grab one with your best bud. Pair with rose quartz.

☕ Vanilla Bean -(Does not contain caffeine) Vanilla is always known for its amazing aroma! This drink is fantastic to drink for positivity, whether for yourself, or paired with a spell for others or your home. Pair with amethyst.

☕ White Chocolate Mocha - I love white chocolate for glamour! Just like regular chocolate, it brings positivity, but white chocolate has a sweeter and lighter taste to it. Drink this in the morning to give yourself some boosted confidence and self-positivity for the day! Pair with selenite.

Added note: You can always switch out regular milk for almond milk! Almond milk is great for wisdom, prosperity, fruitfulness, and healing. 

Drink up and enjoy!

Originally posted by crystalclaire7

home after rain

blue orchids short story

pairing: jungkook | reader
genre: too much fluff.. too much cute
word count: 3.986
author’s note: surprise! \o/ I honestly have no idea how or why this happened. yesterday I just… started writing, and here we are, a few thousand words later. also, bear in mind that this is a sequel to blue orchids, so you need to read that one first if you want to understand this short piece. hope you all enjoy!

This story is set six years into the future within Blue Orchids’ universe.


The sun rays are melting on your skin. It has been a while since the skies opened up like this, leaving the sun bare to the living, its warmth a pleasant gift after days of storm and gloom. The sand under your legs and feet is, fortunately, not scorching — not yet, at least. The early morning is still warming up to the pristine sun, and the salty winds of the beach are still a strange mixture of the growing heatwave and the remnants of past iciness.

You cannot remember the last time you visited the beach, but it does not feel foreign or uncomfortable. It feels like you belong, mind at peace and body molding to the sand as your extended legs allow your toes to brush against the gentle waves that break and ebb away, water still too chilly to enjoy at its fullest.

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*notices the nekkid purple Firestorm version is f’ing RIPPED and tries to imagine Gabriel Agreste with muscles and only a bath towel covering his unmentionables*

*spits coffee all over computer*

Origins

i know retroactively ascribing highly specific contemporary labels to dead historical figures is unproductive because our sense of language, experience, and identity will always be different from theirs but daphne du maurier was a trans man oh my god