its kinda got a person face

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Take It Like A Puppy (M)

Originally posted by jaayhope

Summary: You and Hoseok have been best friends since you were young. Your friendship with him, was struck as odd since you were a cat hybrid, while he was a dog hybrid. But that didn’t matter, that is until you both start attending university. What happens when one of you unexpectedly goes into heat?

Pairing: Jhope x Reader

Genre: Smut (M), hybrid!au, Cat hybrid reader, Dog hybrid Jhope

Word Count : 5.5k

A/N: This story contains graphic descriptions of sex, cum play, bondage, oral, etc. Heavy dom/sub undertones. Lmao this is just a sinful read. I’m a sucker for hybrid aus, so i had to make one ;) Anywho, this is a mature read! You have been warned!

You’ve known Hoseok since you were nine years old. At the time, you were just a quiet little kitten, who didn’t have many friends. Hoseok, was an annoying hyperactive puppy, who everybody adored in your class. He didn’t really bother you that much, until you became desk partners. That’s when he thought it was okay to pop your ‘personal space bubble’ and sniff you, every second he got.

“Why do you keep trying to smell me!” the nine-year-old you shouted. This was the third time you caught him in the act, ever since you became seat mates a week ago.

“I’m part canine! That’s what we always do!” Hoseok explained, with a smile on his face. He didn’t really know you that much, only that you were always super quiet. But he wanted to change that, he wanted a feline as a friend for once.

“Well can you stop? Its kinda weird,” you replied uncomfortably.

Including you, there were only two other cat hybrids in your class, the rest were a split between bunny, dog, and fox hybrids. Thus, you were extremely uncomfortable with this puppy trying to get up all in your space. Besides, you were quite afraid of dog hybrids since they could become aggressive easily.

“No, you’re weird,” the puppy joked.

You finally turn to glare at him, then let a hiss seethe through your teeth.

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Haikyuu!! Drama CD「ど忘れの゛ど゛」
Feat Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Shirofuku Yukie, Konoha Akinori
Haikyuu!! Drama CD「ど忘れの゛ど゛」

Haikyuu!! Drama CD feat Bokuto Koutarou and Akaashi Keiji! Based off the Fukurodani omake here.

My friend translated this for me some time ago, and Fukurodani fans, please share your joy with me!! More insights into Akaashi’s character (AND HIS VOICE IS JUST NNGGH!) and yell with me about cinnamon roll Bokuto! 

Akaashi: Otsukaresama desu.

Bokuto: Why is that so?!

Akaashi: Hmm? Only Bokuto-san is here?

Akaashi: Mmm, everyone is late to arrive for club activities today.

Bokuto: Ask me “Why”, Akaashi?!

Akaashi: “Why”, Bokuto-san?

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my godfather took this picture some years (1998) before he died of cancer, he loved photography so much even when he was in hospital he used to carry hes camera.

ive got tones of pictures but this one its kinda special, the woman reading in Rio de janeiro, shes a stranger, he stood there for a couple of minutes waiting to get the perfect angle and took the picture, when he developed it he gave me his camera (even tough i was a toddler), if he was alive, he would be one more blogger in here, he was so special, the kind of person that could see your soul before your face.

basically I was gonna put down a payment on my phone bc I can’t rly do my job without one……..  I can honestly pay ppl back, I just really need $75-100 today to ship this guitar and pick up the phone…… nobody even wants to help me bring a giant fucking box to the post office and my brother got a free car from my dad who had a fucking stroke. we live together.smfh

Keep reading friends and I started something on Facebook 8D



Because srsly. Those faces. @lilith5th @11daysofhell

Product review?

Wtf am i doing with my life? Okay so i got a sample of some random korean beauty products the last time i ordered something online…like you always do, you know those little things. And there was this one packet of something with this long ass description of super vague korean trendy words translated into english that all make sense but like…what is this stuff? It said essence and i see the word moisture and so i put it on my face one night before bed because whats the worst that can happen right?

and i swear to god i woke up with my fucking FACE FEELING LIKE MAGIC holy shit it made my skin so nice.
So i tried it the second night and i swear to god ive gone BACK IN YEARS with only two days of using this stuff, what the actual fuck.
So i look at it again and its, hilariously called Snail 96. And im like okay so it has the souls of 96 snails in it, thats cool.

Well i bought a bottle today on amazon and AFTER i paid for it im reading and it says 96% Snail mucin….mucin sounds…kinda…

So i googled “what is snail mucin” and guys…its the slime.

Its 96% snail SLIME and im willingly rubbing it all over my face and ive never felt more alive.

I didnt even cancel the order. Im gonna let these fuckers slime me, i dont care.

okay the brand is Cosrx and its called Advanced Snail 96 mucin power essence and i got it for less than $15 bucks on amazon. Someone just said something about horse spit in the replies and im….man i love korean cosmetics, theyre so brave hahaha

anonymous asked:

Why there is so much hate on bottom ks?

bc its against the idol image some people have set on him (cold/distant/dom). and most ppl think idol ks = real ks, so they got mad when fic writers described ks as the opposite cuz ~it’s not realistic~ for them lul.

fun fact, ks actually has said that hes different from his idol image. i think some ppl remember this one.

he once kinda quoted this “japanese” proverb when he was asked about his idol life/personality;
“The Japanese say you have three faces.
The first face, you show to the world.
The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.”

i dont really rmmber when/where exactly he said this, but im pretty sure it was from late 2015~ early 2016 (i think it was during his pure love interviews? he said quite lots of interesting stuffs there). Ofc, he didn’t say the exact quote, he basically brought up the 3 faces thingy (he didnt mention it was japanese provb.) to say that his real self is different from his idol image. 

fyi; the “japanese” word is quoted bc i once searched the origin of this proverb (i searched cuz i got curious after ks mentioned it lol) & turns out this wasn’t said by japanese but by a jesuit missionary who came to japan who was describing about japanese ppl. source.  

anyways, recent event ~taught~ us that ks is actually different from his idol image (tbh if u r observant enough u would have known about this b4 but dat just my 2cents of smugness), ji said ks is the member that’s similar to a pampered child / someone who behaves cutely like a child 駄々っ子 (i will never shut up about this bc i kno some of his stans dislike it lol) ji & pcy basically said ks is funny (which is contrasting his quiet/cold/distant image); pcy also added this; “he hides that part of him well” (from fans/public). 

im really glad he only shows those parts (soft & funny sides) of him exclusively to his loved ones cuz im pretty sure some fans gonna dislike it… i mean…. some of his stans legit get offended when ppl call him cute… and that’s just…. yikes tbh.

although, it seems only ifans (eng speaker fans, particularly western fans although i see some of s.e.asian fans r like this too) who have issue w/ this? kfans & jfans have no problem about this. they often say how cute/pretty ks is (they say alot of these; 경수 귀여워 + 예뿌 (kfans);   可愛い or cawaii (jfans; tbh im confused y they write it with “c” instead of “k” but i guess this is a slang (?), like how we say ‘dun’ as don’t?) and most of their fanart/ff contains bottom/cute ks and no one gets triggered. 

i deadass got anon mad cuz apparently im ~trying too hard in proving ks cuteness~ (idk the rest cuz i immediately blocked that anon lel) like….. basically his bf said hes cute and even ppl from his own country call him cute, and that exocupday(?) mc dude immediately picked ks as the cutest member when jfans asked him. so i dont get y these demons r mad about him being called cute….truly don’t get it and genuinely can’t relate. thank god.  

in short; cuz it against the expectations some ppl have in their mind due to his idol-image. mainly his 2015-2016 image… ks image really changed 180° during those years… the years when gay blind items came out… like….. if u can’t correlate this together.. ive got some bad news for u. 

ugh. dis is a long answer again. i wish i could shut up.

Like I can’t say I have perfect skin but like the origins retexturing rose clay mask (that’s not the exact name but it’s pink) and the murad 3% sulfur acne treatment has made my skin the nicest it’s ever been and I’m literally on my period so like that stuff is good

Chocobros seeing their s/o in a maid outfit (Cor and Ardyn included!)



Firstly, i can see him turning red. Very red. And since he’s kinda pale you could see the redness from the other side of the room. He’d just kinda sit there with his mouth slightly open and he wouldnt say anything because the poor kid is just so awkward when it comes to flirting, and where did you get that outfit? He cant recall you picking it up when you were out together wich means you had planned this and wanted to surprise him wich makes this whole thing 10x more akward for him because he was just sitting there doing nothing exept saying stuff like “are you sure- what if we get caught-damn you look hot though”


The very second he looked up at you i can guarantee that he’d be jumping up from his seat as if his ass where on fire. Just imagine this chocobo’s eyes lighting up and he’d run up to you and start showering you with compliments and hugs while he COMPLITELY misses the point of why you’d wear this outfit in the first place. You’d have to reming him with little kisses and alot of touching but then he’d back off a little and he’d go “all this for m-me?” Like this poor guy has so meny insecurities that he might actualy cry once you tell him that yes, you did all this for him.


I think this is pretty clear. Do you enjoy walking? Well ya better have some crutches ready because walking wont be a thing you can do for atleast a day after. You better map out the room you’d surprise him in and make sure there’s atleast a table there. He’d just smile and walk up to you, placing his hands on your shoulder and pulling the straps down while kissing you and leading you to the bed/table. I mean like it or not the others WILL know what happend, its not like they see you limping around every day


We all know that dear ol’ iggy enjoys keeping his love life to himself and his s/o thus he wouldnt be that into it if the guys were around (next room, lower/upper floor etc etc). I can see him grinning at you and then a short make out session would follow but nothing more then that. However, if the guys werent around he’d be super turned on and things would get heated quicky but i feel like he’s the type of guy who’d tease you for a week straight with little things like “mind helping me clean? You certainly got the outfit”, it would probably end up as an inside joke tbh.


This fucker would grin so fucking wide he’d end up looking like Jeff The Killer. He’s the kinda guy that gives out specific “vibes” so his s/o would end up feeling more akward that Ardyn himself because he’d have this predatory look on his face and he’d pat on his knee trying to get you to sit on him like these fucking santa guys at the mall. Its 100% sure there will be intercourse after some heavy making out


(I wasnt really paying attention to Cor’s personality in-game so there might be some slight diffrences!)

Cor would definetly smile at your sight- he would find you stunning no matter what so a maid outfit wouldnt really make a major diffrence for him. I cant really imagine Cor having a heavy kink that involves dressing up and roleplaying but he wouldnt mind it once in a while. I can guarantee there would be some sexy time if he had the time though, after all he is a pretty busy guy but he’d make up for it as soon as possible

anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcanons about certain fun and fluffy scenarios where Zelda and link begin to become close friends? Like they suddenly realize that oh my god they're sharing more thoughts and feelings around each other and its all fluffy and cute idk

u dont know what it means that someone sent me a headcanon ask. and it’s RIGHT UP MY TRASHY ZELINK ALLEY. these are long im sorry i have lots of Feelings

☀ zelda hasn’t had that many close friends, she’s had lots of friends out of obligation like royal families and things but they’re mostly far away, and if there are some nobility peeps her age in the castle, they’re not really her type - she likes to get her hands dirty and go out exploring etc. so when Link is all for this type of thing and just casually asks her how she’s doing, if she’s feeling better, brings her herbs for tea when she’s sick, and shares stupid stories about weird adventures or stuff he’s been through in the past she’s like OH THIS IS WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS. 

☀ link had lots of friends pre-knighthood, used to always play with other kids in the mud and get down and dirty, but he’d often be scolded by his mother and father who wanted him to be a professional knight one day. his grandma in particular would scrub his face red with a hot towel when he got dirty and it really hurt and he hated it! so when he’s an adult and trying to be clean and zelda is like “look at this bug” and wipes dirt off on her clothes like it’s nothing, it means more to him than he can say and he just kinda stares like “bless hylia for sending me this perfect person” (its a joke because hylia like?? har har)

☀ link refers to zelda as his favourite friend off-hand and she gets really quiet and he can’t figure out what’s wrong and then she asks him if they can be “best friends” because she never really had one and they’re both really blushy and do a pinky-promise because she always wanted to do one of those… even tho she’s sixteen now

☀ zelda kinda thinks that her feelings for link are just how friends feel for each other even tho there’s a voice telling her it’s something else but she’s trying to ignore it so she can be as normal as possible in front of Link. but he knows his feelings for her are more than just friendship, and starts to get more serious and tells her more often how much he cares and how far he’ll go to protect her… and she wants to say it all back to him but she can’t really because she doesn’t know how she’d protect him if anything ever did happen, and it really bugs her but Link is constantly reassuring her that she can do it! and “it’s all going to be okay in the end because if it’s not okay, it’s not the end”

☀ zelda goes to the fortune teller asking her how to tell if you have a crush on someone and the fortune teller is like “girl… please” and zelda is all shocked and flustered because of it. like if there was a Google in the Hyrule world, Zelda would be typing in shit constantly like “how to tell if ur friend likes u” or “what does a crush feel like” cause she just doesn’t Know Things

First Date || Yuto

Group: Pentagon

Member: Yuto


Word Count: 904

Requested:can you do a soulmate au with yuto from pentagon??? thank you!!

A/n: This felt rushed but I wanted to do a soulmate fic of them going on a date then just general meeting. -Admin Tae

Originally posted by mistressnicey15

You were giddy as you dressed in something light and cool for the days event. Something to really impress your soulmate. A few weeks ago you finally found your soulmate. Yuto Adachi.

The stars aliened and fate unveiled on the both of you and brought you guys together and it was true destiny that did it. You might always remember the day you met him.  

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some more superfan morty. He follows rick around like glue when he shows up. So happy to be around a rick who dosn’t have his own morty. So he sticks to him like glue.
Most the other mortys know to give rick and stan their alone time. This one, he dosn’t know the meaning of personal space. he will just sit there and watch them make out like a little creep.

also i jsut got the evil rabbit morty and i kinda love its astetic. Him and tiny morty are trying to wake up asleep morty, mostly by slapping his face alot. it isn’t working
when the care takers step away. its the perfect time to do this shit. just lucky greaser and biker mortys aint around to join in

Seventeen Reaction| Hip-Hop Unit | when their S/O is talking about their favorite things

| svt (hip hop unit) react to their s/o infodumping and basicaly chatting lively abt their special interests and favorite things? | word of warning i wrote this partially at like 2 am why do i do this 2 myself i should be working on christmas presents help ~Admin hedgehog (note from KT: I will talk about my fave things for hours until I sense the person doesn’t care, then I promptly shut down and not say anything for a while XD)

S.Coups/Seungcheol: is gon be like on elf those cheesy scenes in a rom com where he’s daydreaming off while looking at ur face and how adorable and pretty u are and gosh ur just the most stunning human on the planet-shit you asked him a question abort abort give them a kiss to distract them

Mingyu: he’s gonna be actually listening, even if it’s not something he’s super interested in, he’s still gonna ask questions and stuff, but mostly so that he can tease u about being a big nerd lmao he just loves watching u talk a lot and he loves how passionate u get bc i dont think mingyu could date anyone that WASNT passionate about something.

Wonwoo: sweater-darling is gonna b v v into whatever ur taking about!! even if it goes over his head a little bit, or something he isn’t really into, he’ll stop u and ask questions about it, asking u 2 explain something, or ask u how u got into whatever ur subject is, and really genuinely doing his best to support u in that lmao our lil garden-fairy is gonna go look up some books on one of ur interests so that he can talk about it more with u bc he’s sweet like that <3

Vernon/Hansol: ur gonna be able to tell if he’s bored, or lost at any point in the conversation, he’s a very expressive person in his face i’ve noticed so if you’re talking about some super in depth science thing and its kinda going over his head, all u need to do is pause, look at him, and realize he’s looking Shook™ and maybe bring the conversation to something u both enjoy lmao but other then that he hella loves watching u go on and on ur funny when u ramble

alteanrose  asked:

ok but how do u feel about me, a gemini

What’s your opinion on gemini’s? :0

what about geminis though

OOOO GUYS!!!!!!! my list is pre short bc i only know two geminis irl and only one has been like a semi-decent friendship lmao

  • the two faced thing is TRU!!!! well i mean technically not two faced, but you got two warring personalities inside you guys that are like usually opposite of each other?
    • an oxymoron of traits!
    • like for example my friend would be totally kind and sweet around us but around certain people hed flip into a douche? or was also really like protective and stuff but had no problem spilling secrets that didnt need to be told? wild
  • you guys dont seem to have like.. a set plan? like goes where the wind takes you kinda people which makes sense considering youre an air sign and its smth i wanna be able to do more
  • also dont really think abt the future, you guys are more here and now type people
  • its always hard to get a good read on you guys because i feel like gemini ppl are like signs that are constantly changing/moving/growing, but the core of your personality(or ies LOL) is somewhat the same
  • also v dramatic (but not as dramatic as some other signs)
  • but you guys are motivated in whatever your passions are at the time which is really admirable!!!!!