its hot in the club

alpha621tutorialblog  asked:

Hmm... For the fusion thingy, Goodra and Slugma .w. ! (Snail buddy fusion~)

These pokemon are very calm due to them not having natural predators. Though, if attackt it uses its horns like clubs. Very hot clubs. Remarkable about this pokemon is the fact that it doesnt have arms, therefore it has great balance and when fighting it looks like its dancing. Very much like veporeon, it can turn itself into a puddle of magma, this is how it hunts.

anonymous asked:

Hi yes hello how do I get into the Hot Hamilton Writers Club? Because some of you (including yourself and I'm sure you know who else) are seriously hot, beautiful, gorgeous people.

I definitely don’t have membership to that club, but I have no doubt that you qualify.

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Love the warmer weather, its time to going clubbing.  Love dressing in hot little outfits being a slutty diva. You will find me at tranny clubs, etc exposing myself for cocks. Once again guys don’t be shy I want bite only suck. You have my permission just to come up and ask for blowjobs . Its my purpose to service cock, I don’t dance much as I’m there for only to attract cock. I spend most of my evening in the washroom swallowing loads or in the parking lot giving hand jobs slurping down nut or being pumped into. 

XO  Tammie, the real life Human Fuck Doll. 1-519-851-4412  or email me at cockpitgirl@hotmail.com for dates.

Q&A with Simon D
  • Simon and you have been together for nearly 5 years and Simon has decided to do a short Q&A video with you. Simon has already tweeted out to his fans about the questions.
  • Simon: Hey everyone. Today [Y/N] and I will be answering questions from our fans.
  • You: What's the first question?
  • Simon: Someone's excited for this.
  • You: I only agreed to this because you promise you will let me choose what we eat tonight.
  • Simon: Shh I don't want our fans to know I bribed you into this. Ok, first question is where did you two go on your first date? Do you remember, babe?
  • You: Of course. But you always telling this story so you do it.
  • Simon: I asked her to dinner at my favourite restaurant, but after dinner I found out she doesn't like the place. [Y/N] asked me what I had plan next, I told her I was planning to go to the movies. She disagreed and we went to a bowling place after.
  • You: Dinner and a movie is boring babe. Sorry. But you had fun at the bowling place right?
  • Simon: Yeah it was fun. Here, read the next question.
  • You: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Simon: We actually met a club. It was an after party for some show. I was sitting in the VIP section and I saw her dancing from across the room. I thought wow that girl CANNOT dance.
  • You: Hey!
  • Simon: I'm just joking. But yeah, my first thought was wow she is so sexy so I got up and asked for her name.
  • You: Yeah, I remember seeing this guy who's wearing a grey GUCCI sweatshirt walking up to me and I thought, who in their right mind wears a sweatshirt to a club. Like it's so hot and stuffy in there. Then my second thought was he probably smells because I could see his sweat.
  • Simon: And do I smell?
  • You: Sometimes.
  • Simon: So [Y/N] what is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: Hmm, for our one year anniversary we celebrated it at home. I had a long day at work and I told him I was fine with some take-out but this guy here surprised me. He made dinner, put rose petals on the bed and candles were everywhere.
  • Simon: I have many romantic things and you choose that one?
  • You: Yeah but I think that's the most romantic. Next question.
  • Simon: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits? [Y/N]'s most annoying habit is buying so many clothes and not wearing them. Some clothes in her closet still has tags on them. And when we go out she says she doesn't have anything to wear so I tell her to wear the clothes she bought a month ago. And when we are ready to go out, I would think she's wearing the new clothes but she wears her old clothes. Her clothes are taking up my side of the closet.
  • You: Whatever. You should buy another closet for yourself then. And don't forget you sometimes kick the blanket off the bed when we're sleeping. I'm always getting up and picking the blanket up. Learn how to keep the blanket ON the bed and I'll try to stop buying so much clothes.
  • Simon: Okay okay, I'll try. So the next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: I don't think we do a lot of date nights, right babe?
  • Simon: No, we don't. We prefer having lunch together.
  • You: Yeah, lunches, breakfast or brunches. We prefer spending the day together. But also, Simon sleeps super early. He gets into bed around 8:30pm. What old men do.
  • Simon: Hey! I'm not old.
  • You: Whatever you want to believe. Hmm the next question from this fan is a little out of the blue.
  • Simon: What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Simon: Weird fantasies or kinks? We don't have weird kinks.
  • You: Omg Simon. You just implied we have weird fantasies. I don't want to answer this one. I'm going to get a drink.
  • Simon: No, no sit down. You're staying right here babe.
  • You: I'm just going to cover my face then.
  • Simon: I won't go into too much detail or give our fans too much information. Actually I'll just say it in three words. Ready? Ok, toys and accessories.
  • You: Omg you did not just say accessories. What is that suppose to mean?
  • Simon: I told you, I'm not saying anything more. And baby, you should know what the accessories are..
  • You: Let's move on.
  • Simon: Okay last question, do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories? Wow our fans are something hey?
  • You: Haha yeah. I know one embarrassing story. Can I tell it?
  • Simon: Are you talking about the one with the phone call?
  • You: YES! Ok so we were at home and in the middle of 'it' , well actually we were both 'nearly there', when Simon's phone rings. The phone was on the bedside table and I asked Simon if he needed to get that. He shook his head and all that came out of his mouth was "Jay, Jay, Jay". Now imagine, you and your partner having the time of your life, you know, and your partner decides to call out his work mate's name when you're about close. It was so weird, yet extremely funny. Oh and if you didn't guess, the person who called him was Jay.
  • Simon: Please stop talking now and I'm surprised you could actually ask me a question when you're in the zone babe. Kudos.
  • You: I didn't say the exact words. I muttered, gosh. Anyway can I tell them what I told Jay the next day.
  • Simon: Aww, do you have too?
  • You: Yes. The fans deserves the whole story. So the next day, we saw Jay at the office and I blurted out what happened. I said to Jay, "my boyfriend busted a nut to you".
  • Simon: Okay okay. No more discussing this story and let's end this Q&A. You've gone too far babe.
  • You: Fine. And we're having ramen and dumplings tonight.
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anonymous asked:

Could you please do headcanons for the hosts with a SO who cries a lot? Not necessarily because their sad, but just because that's how they are? Thank you!!

wowowow this ask really speaks to me, im so frickin emotional 24/7. thanks for sending this ask anon! i hope this is a good intro to my writing, its kinda shaky but that may be because its my first request/headcanons but i hope you enjoy!

-admin liv


TAMAKI:

  • once he found out you cry a lot, mostly for really stupid reasons, he was confused, but really accepting.
  • every time he saw you crying, Tamaki would immediately come to comfort you with hugs and shower you with kisses
  • if it was something really cute, like a dog or a cute commercial, he would cry along with you.
  • sometimes, if it caught him off guard, he’d get really worried but then remember that you’re an emotional person and calm you down.

KYOYA:

  • honestly, this boy would be annoyed with it at first, but he’d soon get over it.
  • if he walks in on you crying, he’ll wrap an arm around you saying, “There’s no need to cry darling.”
  • will probably cuddle you until you stop crying.
  • he may seem indifferent towards it but he actually finds it so sweet that you can show a lot of emotion to him.

HIKARU:

  • he’d laugh. straight up.
  • he just found it so funny how easily someone could cry about literally anything imaginable.
  • Hikaru would also tease you about it, saying how funny it is or how cute it is that you’re very emotional.
  • he LOVES it when you start to tear up after an amazingly sweet comment from him.

KAORU:

  • he, like his brother, would laugh once this became a reoccurring thing.
  • he wouldn’t tease you as much, but still every once in awhile, Kaoru would make a joke about your emotions
  • this boy will be TERRIFIED when he sees you crying and gets hella nervous that he did something wrong, but after you explain it, he’s all good.
  • won’t always cry with you, but depending on the situation he might.

HARUHI:

  • SUCH A SWEETHEART ABOUT IT OML.
  • she’d coddle you and give you hugs and kisses until you stopped crying.
  • when she sees you crying she’d ask you what’s wrong and rub your back until you stopped crying, and help you get over the thing that made you cry.
  • sometimes, depending on what it is, Haruhi would cry with you.

HONEY:

  • he undoubtedly will cry with you every time.
  • after you two are done crying, its cuddle time!
  • he’ll offer you Usa-chan and cake, give you a big hug, and try to get your mind off whatever made you cry.
  • sometimes he makes you cry because HE’S SO FRICKIN CUTE OMG.

MORI:

  • he would be so sweet about it.
  • intentionally he’d freak out, wondering if he did something wrong, but once he realizes he didn’t do anything (sighing of relief), he’d accept it.
  • every time you cried, he’d give you a big hug and cuddle you until you stop.
  • he’d listen to every reason why you’re crying, and sometimes (if its really silly), he’ll giggle a bit. (hot)

ninjakitty100  asked:

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE APART OF THE FUZZY SOCK CLUB. *HANDS AN INVITE THAT'S COVERED IN GLITTER GLUE AND HAS PAIRS OF SOLID BLUE, BLUE AND YELLOW STRIPED, AND PURPLE AND BLUE STRIPED FUZZY SOCKS* LET ME KNOW IF YOU WILL JOIN ASAP. THANKS IN ADVANCE. *SLIDES OUT WITH MY FUZZY SOCKS*

can i join in winter??? its too hot to join the sock club in summer :’)