Oh, I get it! He's possibly your son who you are waiting for the dna test to come back right?
What!? NO!! He isn't me dad!
*places his hand on Oscar's shoulder.* It's okay. I know it must be difficult to accept someone like Qrow to be your father.
I'M/HE'S NOT HIS/MY FATHER! I JUST MEET HIM!
Uh, Then why are you hanging with a kid?
He's... a student of Ozpin's. Ozpin told me if he ever died I was to give him his cane and continue his training.
*whispers* Nice cover.
Agreed. Qrow always was good at think on his-
OH THANK GOD! *Qrow, Oscar, and team jn_r all turn to stare with raised eyebrow at a little to happy Ruby, who notices this and starts to blush.* I, uh... I'm just... glad that Oscar isn't, uh, rela-IIIIII mean A LONG LOST SON! Yeah that's it! Hehe...hehe...
*Starts blushing as well.* Uh , Y-yeah... It would be unfortunate if we were relat-LONG Long lost relative.
*looks between the two before pointing to Oscar* No. *then points to Ruby.* No! *Points back to Oscar.* HEEEEELL No!
Oscar I know your hormones are hard to control but you can NOT date one of my students.
updated my mrs. mcgucket design to include hair that’s closer to what we see in the journal. why the buck teeth? why the hell not let her be cute
for a character who’s only mentioned once as a joke and whose face we’ve only seen half of i sure do have a lot of feelings and headcanons about this woman including but not limited to: vegetarian, philosophy major, probably climbed school buildings at backupsmore for fun, and yet somehow still has her shit together better than her husband
Batman reaches for something in his
utility belt, Joker notices and points the gun to your head.
“Now now Batsy boy, I wouldn’t try
anything if I were you… unless you want little (Y/N) to get hurt.” Joker laughs
as batman puts his arm down in defeat.
“D-Dad, its o-okay… Don’t worry about
me, I’ll be fine.” You sniffle.
Batman shoots joker a glare, “Let my
daughter go.” He growls.
Joker smirks, “You’re not her real dad
B-man; just a stand in. I’ll be her daddy and take care of her. In every way.”
He runs his tongue along your neck and you shudder.
“Actually Joker, I am her real father.
I found out after you KILLED her mother.” Batman spits the words out.
You gasp when you hear this. Joker was
the one responsible for your mother’s death and Bruce was your biological
Joker doesn’t even look phased; you on
the other hand are shaking out of anger, fear, and sadness.
“Why didn’t you tell me?!” you yell at him.
“(Y/N), calm down. Come home and I’ll
explain everything.” He says softly.
“I won’t go! What else have you been
hiding from me? Why did you leave my mom?!” you snap, pulling free from Joker.
He watches the events unfold in front of him as if he were watching some
“I didn’t know! Okay? It was a one
night stand and she never told me she was pregnant with you. She told me after
you were born and I thought it would be better for you if you never met me.” He
“It would be better? You took her in
when her mom died even after you made your mind up to have nothing to do with
her. Well look how that worked out.” Joker chimes in. He steps up and gets in
Batman’s face. He leans in close and says, “I took her from you, I
stole her innocence if you know what I’m saying, and I corrupted her sweet
little mind.” Joker grins. “You should have left her there for someone else to
take then this wouldn’t have happened. This is all your fault,” he purrs.
Batman clenches his jaw, he’s fuming.
You watch, horrified, as your dad punches Joker in the face. You stare as Joker gets up and rubs his
cheek, letting out a sinister laugh and walks back to you. He grabs you and pulls
you to him. “Sorry bat-brain but we must be leaving,” he says as he waves his
hand. About twelve of Jokers men surround your dad as Joker throws you over his
shoulder and walks out of the club. You squirm and he finally puts you down.
“Come on Doll we gotta go.” He growls
“I’m not going anywhere with you! You
took my mom away from me!” you scream.
He growls again and reaches to grab
your arm but you move away. You turn around and start running. He takes off
after you, closing the distance between the two of you quickly. He grabs your
arm and you spin around, you bring your knee up and connect with his manhood.
He falls to his knees and you kick off your heels before taking off again.
“I’ll find you kitten! You’re gonna pay
for that!” he snarls.
You run as fast as you can, hearing him
call out behind you. You run down the alleys until you’re sure you’ve lost him,
you run to your friends house and knock on the door. He opens it and pulls you
inside when he see’s your face. “Alexander!” you hug him tightly and cry into
“(Y/N)! What happened?! Are you okay?
Do you need me to call the police?” he squeezes your shaking body.
“I’m okay, please don’t call the
police, or my dad.” You say still hugging him. He picks you up and carries you
to the couch. He sets you down and grabs a blanket. “I’ll be right back okay?” he
says and leaves to another room. You snuggle up in the blanket and grab the
remote to his stereo. You click it on and a rather haunting song begins to
Alexander comes back with a pair of
black sweat pants and a black T-shirt. “It’s called Master Puppeteer,” he
smiles, his chocolate eyes glistening.
It’s… unique. I kinda like it.” You smile
back. He hands you the clothes. You get up and go to the bathroom to change,
you come back and he’s standing in the kitchen, making something to eat.
You sneak up behind him and poke his
side.”Whatcha makin?” you giggle.
He jumps slightly and smiles.
“Stir-fry,” he says. “Would you be a dear and set the table for three?” he
“Sure, but why three?” you ask as you
grab plates and eating utensils.
“Jagger is coming over for dinner, I
can cancel if you want.” He says softly.
“Oh no it’s fine! I haven’t seen Jagger
since he moved.” You smile. There’s a knock at the door and your body stiffens,
thinking Joker found you.
Alexander goes to the door and opens
it. Jagger walks in and smiles when he
see’s you, you sigh in relief. “(Y/N)! It’s been too long! What’re you doin
here?” he comes over and picks you up, hugging you tighty.
“I- uh,” you don’t know what to say.
Alexander shoots Jagger a look and he sets you down.
“It’s okay babes, don’t worry about
it.” He smiles at you. You look into his beautiful eyes, one emerald green and
one ocean blue, and smile back.
Jagger makes his way into the kitchen
with Alexander and you sit at the table. They come back with a serving tray
full of delicious food. They both take a seat on either side of you and you
begin to eat. You all make small talk and catch up with each other. You notice
that Alexander’s black hair has grown a bit; it lightly brushed over his
shoulders. You also notice Jagger got his eyebrow pierced and has more tattoos.
You smile and laugh with them until Jagger changes the topic.
“You guys will never guess who I saw on
the way here. The Joker. It looked like he was looking for someone. And oh boy
was he pissed.” He says with a serious face. “He was a few blocks away from
here actually, I was thinkin about canceling but I’m glad I didn’t,” he smiles
and pats your head.
Your body goes stiff when he mentions
Joker, tears begin to form in your eyes at the sound of his name. You excuse
yourself and go to the bathroom to cry. ‘I want to go back to him, but he’s the
reason my mom’s dead. I want to go home to my dad, but he lied to me and he
didn’t even want me.’ You think as you hug your knees to your chest, crying
You get up after about fifteen minutes,
‘if I can get home I’ll be safe..ish. Home is close but Joker might be closer.’
There’s a knock on the bathroom door, you open it and Jagger’s standing there.
“You okay kiddo?” he asks and wipes the tears from your cheeks. You nod and hug
“I-I have to go home..” you sniffle. Jagger
squeezes you tightly and walks back into the kitchen with you.
Alexander is sitting on a bar stool and
looks at you worriedly, “Are you alright?” he asks, getting off the bar stool.
You not and tell him you have to go
home. Alexander and Jagger protest, they try to convince you to stay, but your
mind is made up, the longer you’re here the more danger they’re in.
You get ready to leave and Alexander
gives you a sweater so you stay warm, you hug them both and tell them you’ll
come back to see them soon.
You leave Alexander’s place and begin
to walk back to Wayne Manor, you’re almost there when you hear a terrifying
growl, you spin around and there he is.
Joker steps closer to you and you cower
at his intense glare. You don’t even try to run because you know he’ll catch
you. Or shoot you with how pissed he already is.
You open your mouth to speak but he
waves his finger at you “Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Daddy’s not very happy so you better
keep quiet.” He growls and steps closer. “You see kitten, when you tried to
hurt Daddy and run away from him,” he reaches out and wraps his cold hand
around your throat. “It makes daddy very very mad.” He tightens his grip around
your throat. You whimper and try to speak. “Hm? I can’t hear you doll.” He laughs
and looks at you. He growls at your new clothes, “Where’d ya get the outfit
doll? Were ya fuckin around with some guy? Hm?” he growl. You try to shake your
head, your vision begins to blur and your body is feeling heavy.
Your arms drop to your sides as you
begin to lose consciousness. Your body goes limp and you fall into the Jokers
❝What will it take to show you that it’s not the life it seems?❞ Han crosses his arms, scarred chin tilting upward as steadfast intransigence sours his mood. ❝I’ve told you time and time again — you sing the words but don’t know what it means!❞ … // @stillwciting