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Yet Another Drabble Ask Meme Fill

Requested by @mychakk [I’m sorry I forgot] : Ok, I think I’ll go with those numbers, feel free to combine them or do them alone or just pick one that fits your fancy anything for sure will make my day :) 9 (Is a chicken really a bird if they can’t fly?), 14 (Fire! Fire! Fire!), 15 (You watched 4 seasons today?), 42 (This cost a thousand dollars?!), 43 (Foreigners…pffft), 102 (Buy me chocolates and tell me everything’s going to be okay), 107 (This house isn’t even haunted) My top favourite ‘verse is the Holmes Family Function (the best), Tom-verse and Vegas. But I’ll love anyhting ;) Huge thank you :) looking forward to them :)

This is the list for round 3: https://prompt-bank.tumblr.com/post/146525402053/drabble-challenge

Filled: 17, 95, 72, 84, 105, 41, 28, 69, 90, 95, 46, 100, 104, 81, 18, 24, 108, 99, 25, 61, 66, 52, 80, 73, 54, 89, 26, 32, 71, 16, 20, 27, 45, 57, 89, 32, 44, 64, 102, 27, 57, 6, 2, 70, 5, 7, 93, 9, 14, 15, 42, 43, 102, 107
Yet to be filled: 86, 96, 2, 14, 20, 21, 22, 94

“Is a chicken really a bird if they can’t fly?”/ “Fire! Fire! Fire!”/ “You watched 4 seasons today?”/ “This cost a thousand dollars?!”/ “Foreigners…pffft”/ “Buy me chocolates and tell me everything’s going to be okay”/ “This house isn’t even haunted”

Molly walked into her lounge and screamed.

It wasn’t as common an occurrence as one might think, even when taking into account that Sherlock Holmes had taken over her flat as an annex of his own a few years before; she was used to all manner of things greeting her at the door when she returned home from work.  Two dogs (on separate occasions), a monitor lizard, a pathetic Sherlock covered in fly paper, a pathetic Sherlock covered in bee stings, a pathetic Sherlock covered in marmalade (as was half her kitchen that time, though she’d got a much nicer kettle and a new blender out of the deal, so she hadn’t complained much), a shirtless Wiggins and Sherlock with a tattoo gun, The Night King himself (okay, yeah, just Mycroft, but with a codename like Iceman [which she wasn’t supposed to know, but Sherlock also used her brain as an annex for things he didn’t want to keep in his own] the comparison was just begging to be made), and now the corpse of Sherlock’s ex-girlfriend in rigor on her sofa.

Except, no, that wasn’t a corpse.  It was a sex doll.  Wearing one of Molly’s cardigans and a pair of her pyjama bottoms.

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Tzuyu's Blackmail Mafia (Pt 2)
  • Jeongyeon: Is it Tzuyu's turn to clean the bathroom?
  • Jihyo: Yeah it's her
  • {Boys leaving the bathroom}
  • Tzuyu: Ok boys see ya next week
  • {Returns to the living room}
  • Tzuyu: We don't have to worry about the bathroom anymore.
  • Jeongyeon: Who were they?
  • Tzuyu: Do you wanna keep yourself free from cleaning the bathroom?
  • Jeongyeon: Well yeah-
  • Tzuyu: Then it doesn't matter

“I can honestly say I’ve been more happy in the past year and a half than I’ve been in all of my years before that put together” — Camila

🎂
  • *the garden, Mummy & Daddy's*
  • Molly: *examining the buffet table*
  • Sherrinford: *slides up beside her; puts on a mocking voice* What are you thinking, the pork or the pasta?
  • Molly: *looks up; smiles* Oh, hey. Your mum keeps asking me when we're getting married!
  • Sherrinford: Mmm, she was a mathematician. Knows what adds up.
  • Molly: *chuckles* Very funny. Anyway, I told her it's not like that. Now she's trying to fix me up with Sherrinford.
  • Sherrinford: *smirks*
  • Molly: *eyes wide* You...are Sherrinford, aren't you?
  • Sherrinford: *extends his hand* Guilty as charged, Molly Hooper.
  • Molly: *blushing* Oh God. Sorry, hi. You look like- I mean, Sherlock never mentioned he had a twin brother
  • Sherrinford: Hmm, it doesn't really come under his favourite subject *pauses* himself.
  • Molly: *giggles*
  • Sherrinford: *grins* Or you.
  • Molly: *confused* Huh?
  • Sherlock: *hurries over to them, almost spilling his drinks; almost nervous* What are you talking about?
  • Sherrinford: *winks at Molly* Ears burning...
  • Molly: *giggles*
  • Sherlock: *annoyed* Sherrinford!
  • Sherrinford: *rolls his eyes* If you must know, I was about to tell Molly Hooper - pathologist, brainy, single, cat lady, sexy as hell *turns to Molly* sorry, I'm paraphrasing but that's the jist *back to Sherlock; slowly* that you fancy her *smug*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherrinford: For me? *nicks one of Sherlock's drinks* bonsoir, brother dear *leaves*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *clears his throat* I-I don't fancy you. It's a...deep affetion *stares into his remaining glass* I love you.
  • Molly: *holds his free hand, smiling* I love you too.
  • Sherlock: *smiles*

BLESS

THESE

GIRLS

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and, as we learned last week, you can clean everything in the bathroom with the toilet brush.

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Ask me again why this pairing irritates me so much?

headcanon that Annabeth cuts most of her hair off after Tartarus so it sits just above her shoulders

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