its funny because he is fat

BTS Reaction to you wanting a threesome with Bang PD

request: bts reaction to you asking for a threesome with bang pd nim

Sure dude ;) enjoy!


Jin

I don’t think Jin would mind - as long as you still love him, and don’t fall in love with a 47 year old he’d say yes.

 “Okay, but only because I love you.”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi

Yoongi will be wet also wouldn’t mind. You were texting Shin Hyuk about it, and when you told Yoongi about the idea, he’d simply nod.

“Sure” “But don’t touch his face, arms, legs, elbows, head, and shoulders knees and toes knees and toes”

Originally posted by meanyoongis

i love that song

Hoseok

Hoseok would find it sO funny at first, but only because he thought you were joking. But after showing him your Atlantic Ocean filled pantiz he would smirk and say

“You want me and Bang PD to bang you good, right?” pun included

Originally posted by seokjins-wings

Namjoon

Oh. these 2 guys are the perfect combination for a very erotic night. And Namjoon being Namjoon, he would indeed agree. Oh girl you wouldn’t wanna miss this occasion ;)

“That’s it, now grind on Bang PDaddy’s fat belly whilst you suck me off” “Good girl”

Originally posted by you-made-me-again

are u wet yet ;)

Jimin

Jimin would think its very weird. He wouldn’t want to be involved in such a situation. Bang PD is like a father daddy to him. You missed the chance with this guy :(

“oh hell no”

Originally posted by senpai-sisters

Taehyung

HIM. He is all about that weird shit. It has come to your suprise that he wanted to do it for a long time also. He would take you to the bedroom and another surprise came to you as you saw Bang PD on your bed wearing nothing but a lingerie and a blonde wig.

*ties you up with a gucci tie” “Let’s play” ;);)

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jungkook

I don’t need to speak for y’all. This is his reaction.

Originally posted by phanunicorn


am i stupid or am i stupid

anonymous asked:

its literally so fucking funny and hypocritical that edward avila is out here fat shaming kyla bc she doesnt look like the "typical idol" when that is the literal reason he fawns over wonho bc hes thick lmfao what a joke

someone end him please i’m fed up. also he probably thinks everyone watched his video for like ten seconds and decided to be defensive because he’s mentioning a sensitive issue, but nope. i watched that entire mess of a video (wish i hadn’t). like wow, he is so superficial. also some people are like “she’s only 15″ but that isn’t the only reason he shouldn’t be making comments like that. he should just worry about himself, honestly. you can be the “typical idol” and still be healthy, you can be “thick” and still be healthy or anything in between. and even if she isn’t healthy, that’s her problem. why is he making that his business…. idk why he thinks he can run his mouth about her needing to lose a few pounds and how she could’ve because she practices so much. he’s acting like she opted to not be skinny because she’s lazy or something. i hate the idea that if you aren’t skinny, you aren’t maintaining yourself. there’s plenty of skinny people that don’t maintain themselves well, and there’s fat people that maintain themselves very well. you shouldn’t need to be skinny to be liked in the industry. sadly, a lot of people give her crap for being “fat”. like idk maybe she is… i don’t know the medical definition of being fat. but why does it matter??? she sings and dances fine.

edit: omg, i was just reminded about his little comment about how he doesn’t understand the argument that girls get bigger during puberty. like that is one sign you don’t know what you’re talking about and shouldn’t make a video about this

people need to stop telling others to lose/gain weight all the time!!!!! i would understand if he made a video about what the haters have been saying to her. but he literally said everything they’ve been saying + went in detail. he literally is one of them. what a disgusting guy…. also who makes a 20 min video about an idol he barely knows. and him talking about how limiting calories could help her lose weight??? like shut up who does he think he is lmao

Human Ch.1 - Bill Cipher

A/N: Welp, looks like your wonderful motivation made me get this chapter out way sooner than I’d anticipated. Seriously guys, all your reviews/responses were really sweet. 

First chapter of the multific! From now I’ll be tagging all the chapters “Human” (since that’s the unoriginal title I’ve decided for the AO3). And this first chapter’s a doozy, believe me. 

Ever since he took that deal, he’d been regretting it.

Looking back now, he would take a million years in that stone tomb over what that giant salamander had subjected him to. He hadn’t expected on getting his power back, not really, but the least that jerk could do was give him a proper form. Hell, or at least keep him a triangle. But he’d never expected this.

He hated it. He hated everything about this stupid body, about this weak pitiful meat sack that frilly asshole decided to shove him in. He had nothing, no power, no immortality, no means of escape. And if that wasn’t enough, he was slowly dying. He could even feel it. The slow, painful way each cell was loosing its energy. In just a few decades he would degrade, grow cold and end up feeding worms before he knew it, if this stupid body didn’t give up on him even sooner. After watching humans for so long, he’d seen just how easily they could break down, hell he’d even been the cause of a lot of them. He’d found it funny, how easily they can die off.

He didn’t now.

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anonymous asked:

Is it ok if I see Virgil as pudgy? I don't know why, but I for some reason always imagine him looking chubby but in great physical condition when he is humanized.

Its funny you mention this, because I was recently doing a side-by-side rough sketch of Virgil’s height and body comparison beside Wheatley. I don’t think chub is quite the word. He doesn’t necessarily have flab, but he is very firm and stocky. Definitely wider built than Wheatley, without having either fat or muscle. This does not necessarily mean healthy, however.

I’d say as a human alone, with the headcanon I have for him, he doesn’t take very good care of himself and is almost always stressed. He eats okay foods, but is also a coffee junky that rarely sleeps. Bad living habits that should make him gain weight. But he is also constantly building really complex, very heavy machines. So, he’s still burning calories and has put himself into a kind of unhealthy limbo of sleep deprivation and a poor diet keeping him from getting thinner, but also accompanied by regular physically demanding activities that prevents him from growing heavier.

Uh, in short, a possible walking heart attack waiting to happen if he doesn’t chill out and slow down.

Harry Potter Sentence Starters
  • "Not my daughter, you bitch!"
  • "I think you owe someone an apology."
  • "This class is ridiculous."
  • "Kill the spare."
  • "So naturally the whole school knows."
  • "She's only after you cos she thinks you're the chosen one."
  • "Don't tell me now that you've grown to care for the boy."
  • "That's my girlfriend you numpties"
  • "He was their friend. He was their friend and he betrayed them."
  • "Apparently she's trying to smuggle you a love potion."
  • "Why's it always me?"
  • "She needs to sort out her priorities."
  • "I've always wanted to use that spell!"
  • "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon."
  • "Technically, it's a ferret."
  • "What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
  • "That's my son! That's my boy!!"
  • " I do love knitting patterns. "
  • "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother."
  • "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
  • "Think my name's funny, do you?"
  • "Wait 'til my father hears about this!"
  • "Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"
  • "Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple."
  • "You're just as sane as I am."
  • "I've always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement."
  • "You and whose army?!"
  • "Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse ,expelled."
  • "When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there all hell breaks loose."
  • "It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"
  • "Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out."

anonymous asked:

How did you started being ana?

In second grade i remember looking down (in line to the bathroom) at the girls legs infront of me. I started to tear up, my thighs were so much bigger then hers. I didnt know why i was so upset but i was and when my teacher asked me why i was crying i told her i had a stomach ache. The next day i went around taking pictures with my disposable camera of the girls in my class and put them on my wall, and looked in the mirror. Once again, i was sobbing and i never knew why. I hated myself. I told my other brother (who had custody of me his entire life) that i thought the other girls were smaller then me and he told me its because their parents are mean and wont let them drink chocolate milk. He tried to make it funny but honestly since that day i refused to drink or eat chocolate of any sort. I figured if chocolate milk made me bigger, so did other foods and drinks i liked. I started throwing out my lunches and my teachers told me i was going to get sick if i did that. I didnt understand calories or that i was fat, but i was determined to eat less. In 5th grade i finally learned about calories and metabolism. By this point, is been 3 years since ive eaten lunch but i never lost any of my fat. I decided i would stop eating breakfast and maybe this would make me skinny. The girls made fun of me and honestly i spent every social event or lunch in a bathroom stall crying. I started hearing voices when my brother died in 6th grade, and i have horrible schizophrenia that is so hard for me. and i figured if skipping breakfast and lunch helped, dinner was bad too. By 7th grade, i was over excercising. Going to the gym for hours a day because my foster family didnt care if i was alive. I became obsessed and it seems like every year got worse until i was living in a mental hospital. I felt so bad about food by 8th grade that i ended up getting tubed 3 times in the span of 2 years. By highschool, i was taking laxatives and smoking cigerettes and dope. I reached 73 lbs at one point and i still didnt have friends. I got bulimia real bad because my family was told they actually had to care if i ate, to the point i have heart problems now. I fainted constantly but i didnt want to get better because i felt so good being in control. And i never did get better, im 19 now and im worse then ever. 

i went over to my neighbor’s house to drop something off today. the front door opens and i see my neighbor, and then from behind her, the most glorious dog i have ever seen waddles slowly towards me. this fucking dog is a FAT ASS pug and he’s so fucking fat that he’s pretty much just a ball. he was so cute i could’ve cried. i wish i had taken a pic because when i searched “fat pug” on google as a reference, none of them were as fat as my neighbor’s. his name is rocko and i would gladly die for him.

EXO Reaction:They find out that their girlfriend is pregnant.

Thank you so much to the people that sent me an ask! So I had two Anonymisses or misters who asked for almost the same thing, so here I go!


Baekhyun: 

You had become much more emotional and one thing was that you would get annoyed very easily. He would talk and talk and talk and it was getting annoying so you threw a pillow at him which started a pillow fight. In the middle of the fight the baby kicked and you stopped clutching your stomach. He looked at you worried asking “What’s wrong?” You’d respond “Nothing the baby just kicked.” His eyes would widen “Baby?!”

Chanyeol: 

You two liked to play wrestle but you had started to avoid him whenever he wanted to. One day he grabbed you and slammed you into the couch and you screamed “No! The baby!” He was speechless but it all made sense now as to why you had been avoiding him. He kissed your stomach as he said “I’m sorry I’m so sorry!”

Chen: 

He could be sarcastic and funny but even you had your limits. He would pester you with questions like “Why are you getting fat?”, “Why are you eating such weird foods?”, “Why are your breasts getting bigger”, “Why are you acting so emotional?”, etc. One day you had it and yelled “It’s because I’m pregnant, okay?!” He then just looked at you with an “Ahhhhh” expression.

Kai: 

He was in the living room watching TV when one of his dogs came running to him with a tiny onesie in its mouth. Kai eventually found all of the baby clothes that you had been trying to hide. He then went on a quick shopping spree before placing the clothes that he bought with your’s so that you can find it and know that he knew.

Kris: 

You had emptied the extra room in your apartment and had arranged everything inside of it so that you could paint the walls. Kris walked in dripping with jealousy as you painted the walls expertly and said “What the heck are you doing?! Are you trying to compete against me? Huh?! And why are you drawing letters? It’s not like we’re having a kid.” You only looked at him with a raised eyebrow and he knew your response.

Kyungsoo: 

You had been cooking for the past few weeks completely taking over the kitchen. It’s not that DO didn’t like it when you cooked it’s just that what you’ve been inventing didn’t seem edible for humans, yet you ate it gladly. He was finally tired and came to a sort of conclusion so he asked “Honey are you by any chance pregnant?” When you looked up at him guiltily all he did was smile down at you “At least let me cook my own food your cravings aren’t very appetizing to me.”

Lay: 

He was completely clueless even when your belly started getting bigger. He would ask “Baby your getting a little fat but I’ll always love you no matter what.” You’s smile and say “You’ll have to love both of us” and even with that gigantic hint, he would still be clueless.

Luhan: 

He would be near all of the other members when one of them would start talking about your pregnancy. He would be shocked saying that you weren’t pregnant but they would point out the evident way that you would rub your stomach. His eyes would widen and he would yell at you on the verge of tears “Are we having a baby?! How could they know before me?!”

Sehun: 

He found your positive pregnancy test in the bathroom and was shocked but he quickly became serious. He went to his laptop and stayed there for a few hours. You asked him “Sehun what are you doing?” He would respond not looking away from the screen “An encyclopedia on Bubble Tea we have to teach our child what it’s like to really live.”

Suho: 

He had noticed that a lot of money had been taken out of your credit card and it wasn’t that he didn’t trust you he was just worried when it was all spent at the hospital. He called them and they told him that you were pregnant. That night when you got home he was holding a pair of small shoes and said “I got them yellow because we still don’t know what it’ll be.”

Tao: 

He was looking at you as he said “Why are you eating soap? It’s like your pregnant or something.” You were silent and with that he knew. He beamed “I have to find baby Gucci products or pay someone to make them!”

Xiumin: 

You were getting much bigger and it’s not that he didn’t like big women, you were just getting very big very quickly. You were laying in bed and he had an arm wrapped around your waist with is hand on your stomach when the baby kicked. His eyes widened “What was that?” You whispered “The baby.” He wasn’t surprised. he rubbed his hand against your stomach and smiled as he fell asleep against your soft hair.


Please send in requests guys! I’m all ears! Here’s a link to my Master Post.

TMNT 2012 TIME SKIP: SPLINTER & FAMILY

I’ve been entertaining myself for hours okay hear me out

Older. Splinter. Like 40+ years

He’s already full of sass imagine him as like 80+ years old people don’t give a fuck at that age THE TROLLING AND SASS WOULD BE FANTASTIC

Like ok his hearing isn’t what it used to be but its not THAT bad and Leo is of course being a hovering mother hen and is like “no dad you can’t have another cheese sickle” and Splinter pretends not to hear him like “What? I could not hear you” *opens freezer* “Sensei I’m serious” “You are going to have to speak up my son” *takes huge bite* and Leo just deadpans and you can practically hear him thinking ‘I KNOW you can hear me’

“My eyes may not be what they once were but I can still see that you’re cutting corners on your form! Do it again!”

Or! Imagine that he sometimes takes walks and wanders out of the lair to do whatever and so Leo and Don try to give him a curfew or whatever and he just breaks it and it exasperates them… but Sensei goes “I lived with that for 20 years how do you like it now?” “I may not be as young as I once was but I’m as much of a ninja as I ever was!” *backflips out of the lair* and the looks on his children’s faces range from bemused to ‘oh god please don’t break a hip dad we can’t take you to a hospital if you do’

And they try to make sure he stays healthy so Leo & Don try giving him low-fat cheesesickles and Splinter’s all “what is this crap?” And Mikey goes “Oh my god guys are you TRYING to poison him?!” and makes sure his dad gets the goods aka REAL WHOLE CHEESE.

Picture Leo calling April in exasperation because of Splinter’s antics and she’s all nodding and being serious on the phone but she actually thinks its damn funny and so she puts the phone down during a long rant, walks to a different room and just starts laughing. Because to be honest while she wants Sensei to be safe she totally encourages him being a troll… she’s on both sides of the line as it were… and Leo yells “I can hear you laughing! April com”on!” “I’m sorry Leo but you just sound like a mother hen” “I do not!!”

Or picture him sitting in a chair by himself and the lair is quiet… his sons are out and April and Casey are doing human things on the surface and he’s sitting in a chair just him and his book of renaissance art and he’s got this big magnifying glass so he can see it better … Cute right? But then Raph comes home and finds that he’s fallen asleep in his chair over this book and so Raph puts a blanket over him and turns off the light.

I cant handle this.

Don muttering something and the phrase “cat scan” is said but Splinter only hears the first part and royally freaks out and Raph yells at his brother “Are you TRYING to give him a heart attack?!?” “He was in the other room and his hearings not what it used to be EXCUSE ME FOR ACCIDENTALLY SETTING HIM OFF!”

Picture him happy. Picture him surrounded by his sons and daughters with his art book and cheesesickles and he has that fantastic smile and this look of peace about him (Casey’s taking the picture) and he’s just happy okay? MASTER SPLINTER IS HAPPY.

Bonus: Picture 80+ year old Oroku Saki and he and Splinter go at it with their sword canes and lethal walkers

Shredder’s dentures falling out and he’s like “CURTHS YOU HAMATHOO YOSTTHHII!!” And Splinter goes “WHAT?”

Picture these two in rocking chairs on opposite sides of the same porch being angry old men

“Its your fault Hamato Yoshi! The sun is too hot!”

“Its your fault my feet hurt!”

“Its your fault this chair squeaks!”

And Karai kicks open the door and hands them both drinks laced with sleeping meds because she’s just about DONE with their bickering and they both go “Thank you daughter” before being conked out.

Later…

“What were we arguing about?”
“I don’t remember but its probably your fault.”

Ancient Rat King tries possessing him again and Splinter is just done and tells him to take a long walk off the short side of a cliff… “You are still determined to use me against my sons?” “Its true, you are old and feeble now…” and Splinter gets an “Excuse you what did you just say” look and just spins kicks R.K across the NY state line.

The potential for funny old man is so strong… he’s going to be really funny one day I can tell. There is great potential in this one.

anonymous asked:

Oh so it's ok to make a fat joke about Paul but not John? Just because John would say it it's ok for him? Yeah shows you people are just as insensitive and will favor that prick just because to you it's funny. Figures

actually Paul is my favourite and I think he is the hottest guy ever. these are JOKES. Paul was never fat, nor did John ever make a joke about Paul’s weight. There are lots of jokes about John as well that have been posted before. 

With all the anti-Finn sentiment out there I was almost scared to ask my husband what he thought of Finn. Luckily he said, “Oh that guy? I like him. He’s funny and a smooth-talker, and that little roll of fat under his chin is cute, too.” 

Thank goodness, because I’d have considered divorce if racist bullshit had spewed from his mouth. Relationship status: Still going strong.

ikon at Hogwarts

Hanbin: flying away and doing tricks on a broomstick like no other because that boy can do anything well except sing

Bobby: in some deserted classroom casting his bunny patronus charm over and over again while laughing like a maniac

Jinhwan: being carried and thrown around by Hagrid because he’s amazed at how small jinhwan is

Yunhyeong: in the owlery prancing around with the birds who look lowkey annoyed with the man-child 

Donghyuk: in the library gawking at how the books magically fly back up into the shelves - may or may not scream of excitement when seeing the restricted section

Junhoe: having a ridiculously heated argument with the talking fat lady portrait about who can sing the highest note

Chanwoo: he took the invisibility cloak and hasn’t been seen since 

Also why the fuck am i gonna have to fight someone over inko size. An just because baku mom is hot? Why i gotta read with my own too eyes-

“Why is she fat!!!!! She was skinny once!!! UGH SUCH A DOWNGRADE!!!”

An they gonna use all might fucking mighty form to try and prove a point about him being a attractive in old age. Uh think again bitch he looks like death like 100% of the time now. IT CALLED A FUCKING QUIRK

Its clear no one deserve inko, not even her missing husband and i will murder anyone for her. Cause it funny how we have a supportive mother you actually get to see but god if she doesn’t get my dick hard whats the point!?

Well, then just shut up and I’ll tell you when its the punchline, because it’s really funny. Anyway, it goes like this. There was once this guy, and he had a dog. It wasn’t just a regular dog. It was a short, fat, squat, ugly, little yellow dog. And, anyway, he was out walking this short, fat, squat, ugly, little yellow dog. And he decided he was thirsty. Figured he go into a bar. He did that. He did just that. Went into a bar. And sitting down the bar from him was this guy with a big, black, slick, mean looking dog-all toothy and gnarly and slick and mean looking. And the guy with the big, black, slick, mean looking dog shouted down the bar to the guy with the short, fat, squat, ugly, little yellow dog and said “Hey, that sure is an ugly little dog you got there, all short, fat, squat, ugly and yellow.” And the guy said “Yeah, well he may be ugly, but he sure can fight!” Yeah, that’s what he said. Anyway, so the guy said, “Oh yeah? Well, why don’t we take them out back, and we’ll have them fight it out. And I’ll put a five dollar bill on mine says he wins.” And the guy with the short, fat, squat, ugly little yellow dog agrees with the guy with the big, black, slick, mean-looking dog and said yeah, we’ll do that. And, so, anyway, they went out back, and they had it out. And the short, fat, squat, ugly, little yellow dog just whipped the shit out of this big, black, slick, mean-looking dog. After the fight, that short, fat, squat, ugly, little yellow dog was looking good, or as good as he ever looked, I guess. And the big, black, slick, mean-looking dog was reduced to a pile of fur. Anyway, the guy said, “Well, you were right. He sure could fight.” The guy with the short, fat, squat, ugly, little yellow dog said to the guy with the big, black, slick, mean-looking dog said, “Yeah, I was right. He sure could fight. Anyway, where’s my five dollars?” The guy gave him his five dollars and said, “Yeah, but I never seen a dog like that, anyway. I mean all short, fat, squat, ugly, little and yellow. What kind of dog is that? I’ve never seen one of them.” The guy said, “Well, he used to be an alligator before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow.
—  Bob Weir, 12/12/69

anonymous asked:

Same anon who asked about Arya's romance in the show. I wasn't thinking about Arya being the one with the crush in the show, even though it's true. (Funny how they kept Petyr being the one with crush on the show.) At this point, I don't care who Arya ends up with in the show. I just want her to have someone hot to really desire her because I'm sick of fandom's insistence that Arya is undesirable/romanceless because she's a tomboy and that Maisie Williams is ugly, when the poor girl isn't.

This. The other day I actually got a dumbass anon that said Arya is and always will be ugly, and that Jon only loves her as “one would love a fat friend,” and he would end up with Dany or Sansa because they’re gorgeous. It was one of the more out there messages I’ve received lol

If they can bring Gendry “Every Crevice of My Abs Is Lined with Soot and Sweat” back, and get them together, I’d rejoice tbh

Nice But Unexpected- Part 2

Hi again! i have finished uni and can work solely on fics! woo! on the downside…i turn 19 on sunday, and i am not dealing with this well at all. You know, no disney princess was ever older than 19? (elsa doesnt count because i dont have magical ice powers) you know what that means though? i’m not a disney princess, this was hard to take. really really hard. So i will ignore my impending old age and write apparently. and probably drink a lot too.

anyway, thank you for the lovely messages on chapter 4 of pet goldfish!! i read and loved them all, especially those of you who genuinely seemed to like the chapter despite the lack of Rinn - you are good people. (and yes chapter 38 was a little salute to jane eyre ;) i love that book)

Sorry, for the ranting. So this is a second part of Nice But Unexpected which was supposed to be a one shot but clearly i’m shit at keeping with one shots. so this will probably go on to three maybe four parts? i was thinking of getting Rae and Finn to Knebworth? maybe.

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It hadn’t been easy. Trying to talk to Rae is like trying to rewind a cassette with your fingertips; painful and it gets you nowhere. He had been trying though. Ever since that night he’d stayed with her after Archie stood her up, he’d been trying. Too bad Rae was having none of it. She consistently rebuffed his woeful attempts at conversation, choosing to favour Archie’s boring history lessons and incomprehensible quotes instead. Finn didn’t understand that at all, Archie had fucking stood her up and they acted as if they were best mates.

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My Thoughts on Say Uncle

I’m not the kind of guy to review episodes, it’s just not my thing. However when “Say Uncle” aired I felt I needed to make an exception. There was a lot good and a lot bad in this episode that I feel like I need to get it off my chest.

It goes without saying that this will contain spoilers. Do not read if you wish to avoid them.

When they first announced this Crossover most of the fandom panicked. “Uncle Grandpa doesn’t belong in Steven Universe” we said, “his wacky cartoon humor will not go over well and the different animation styles will be out of place!” Now that the episode has aired we have had a lot of mixed reactions and these were mine.

The Good:

This episode was funny, which took me by surprise. Steven Universe usually has three kinds of stories: cute slice of life like “Open Book”, heartfelt ones like “Rose’s Scabbard” and action/adventure like”The Return/Jailbreak. Due to the run time of each episode being 11 to 13 minutes out of a 15 minute time-slot, the plot usually has to cut the fat in order to get its story across. Now this isn’t to say there is normally no humor in Steven Universe, but nothing this off the wall has happened on the show before. I’m not even an Uncle Grandpa fan and I enjoyed most of this episode’s humor. 

  • The joke about shipping. Not only that he sank it with a head cannon
  • When Uncle Grandpa knocked on Steven’s gem, Rose knocked back!
  • Uncle Grandpa’s attempts to “help” were funny especially the death laser.
  • When the gems were over-whelmed by Uncle Grandpa’s antics at first, I had a great laugh. Normally when something unusual or out of this world happens they are the cause of it. Imagine how the residents of Beach City feel. When the Gems had their minds blown it was like a taste of their own medicine.
  • Amethyst screaming “Why?!″ when she tripped, that was a great pun!
  • The scene that took place in UG’s show was the best part of the episode. Mr.Gus and his gemsona were great and while it might be just a nod to the fans I loved that. Perhaps this would have been better as an Uncle Grandpa Episode instead?
  • “That’s not my baby!” THAT line was to me was the most important of the entire episode. We have been wondering how healthy is Steven’s relation to the Gems, especially after the events of “Rose’s Scabbard” and “Joy Ride”. Pearl truly loves Steven as a son, not just because he is Rose’s successor. While parenthood is likely uncharted territory for gemkind, every act Pearl has done, both good and bad has been out of her love for Steven. She isn’t motherly just because it is in her nature, she truly is Steven’s mother. Even if this episode “isn’t canon” we now know how she feels. Now all we need is an episode in which Steven refers to the gems, or at least Pearl as “mom”, so that I can shed tears of joy. 
  • Amethyst ate Pizza Steve. I knew it was coming but I still laughed when it happened, that guy is dead. The true test of whether this was canon or not will be if Pizza Steve ever returns. 
  • Uncle Grandpa helped Steven master his shield and if this is canon, it is thanks to Uncle Grandpa that Steven was able to save the Gems in “the Return”.
  • The new crack ship of the century: GRFT x Lion
  • The nod to all the past cartoons on Uncle Grandpa’s checklist.

The Bad: 

Where do I even begin? While there were things right about this crossover, there were things wrong with it as well. Now the list of the bad is shorter but holy cow were these bad. Like “WTF WERE THEY THINKING!?” bad. Of course these things more or less cancel out what was great about this crossover, which is a real shame.

  • Uncle Grandpa dressed up as Rose Quartz. Now more than a few blogs have harped on UG for being trans-misogynistic, treating men dressed up as women as a joke. Now Uncle Grandpa is non-binary, not male so I’m not really sure how I should interpret that. However I feel that isn’t the biggest problem here. Uncle Grandpa introduced himself to a child dressed up as his dead mother. Seriously, NOT COOL.
  • Pearl: “That would make him Greg’s brother and father?” Garnet: “That would explain a lot.” An incest joke. I will be surprised if this episode ever airs again because of this. Now the creators have already explained that it was supposed to be a joke of Garnet being literal but it doesn’t come across that way at all. Not only that it says that the Gems have a shockingly low opinion of Greg, to the point of I wonder why they allow Steven to see him. This takes place before “The Message” so make of that whatever you will.
  • Pearl, poor Pearl. Her character was annihilated in this episode, being more over the top with her panicking than ever before. Several in the fandom with anxiety were deeply offended, even if they weren’t so by Pearl’s anxiety int the past. This would have been much better if her animation hadn’t been exaggerated to hell in back.  Even with the same lines and tone of voice this would have been much better if she had stayed true to the traditional style. 
  • “I’m ready for this episode to end”. Garnet broke the fourth wall *sigh*. It is fine when Uncle Grandpa does it but not when it is done by characters who don’t understand the concept of the fourth wall.
  • The animation of Steven and Pearl towards the end of the episode. I know it is normal to skew animation for exaggerated jokes but I hated it. 
  • The Moral. The very fact there is a moral. Steven Universe doesn’t need morals because good writing should speak for itself unless morals are part of the show structure. This is why I feel “Say Uncle” should have been an Uncle Grandpa Episode instead.

The Conclusion:

“It was a big weird surprise when Uncle Grandpa showed up”  Steven stated that perfectly. True it was bizarre and unusual but allowed the writing and animation staff some creative freedom and break their normal routine. It is funny how the Crystal Gems reflected the fandom’s reactions to the announcement. Some merely thought it was a bad idea like Garnet, some flipped out like Pearl and some thought it would be funny like Amethyst. Overall I came into this with low expectations hating even good crossovers, so I actually got more enjoyment out of this episode than I thought. Ultimately I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t like it either.

Maybe Rebecca Sugar and the others were just trying to tell us to chill out and enjoy it for what it is and not what we want it to be. Whether you consider this episode canon or not it is up to you, for there are hints at both but overall don’t let it discourage you from enjoying it or hating it

This has been my take on the controversial episode “Say Uncle”. This is just MY personal out look on it and don’t let it affect you judgement either way.

anonymous asked:

who the fuck is liam/???? it's a fanfic you're talking about, right?

Is a new character, apparently he’s Kester’s patient too and Rae finds in him a funny, caring person to trust and who might have a better grasp of what she has been through (which Finn really can’t because he just loves her the way she is but can’t say he really understands)

racyue  asked:

I LOVE your Cat! Haru <333 !!! So cute !!! and he is getting FAT ahaha ヾ(≧∀≦*)ノ〃<33 It's funny because I was also planning to draw Cat!Haru, is it destiny ? lol I think it is ヾ(≧▽≦)ノ゙<333

He will get so fluffy and round sooner or later hahaha! Makoto feeds him too much treats (not Nagisa till time behind the treats lol). 

OMG APPARENTLY PET FREE! IS SOME KIND OF A TINY THING NOW HHAHAHA I DIDN’T KNOW..!

UAAAAhhhh! I look for forward to your Kitty Haru! I’m sure it’s super cute!
And yes, this must be destiny <3

Thank you for your super energetic message! I got a sudden bad mood and this helped me a lot to concentrate on positive things.

Here, have Haru kitty, just for you!