its for a grade

the number one argument i hear being used against romione is ‘they’re not intellectually compatible and hermione wouldn’t be satisfied with ron’s mediocrity’ like ?????????? what books have you read????? where are you getting these ideas?????? why are you dismissing someone’s intelligence just because it’s shown in a different way??????? why are you acting like the only way to be intelligent is academically??????? why?????

like there are so many different ways to be intelligent, just because it’s not shown in an academic sense doesn’t mean it doesn’t count. please stop.

i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why do you think that sweetheart?” and she was like “it’s very pretty but a lot of it is just unnecessary”

and can i just say i don’t think i’ve ever been dragged that hard in my life let alone by an eleven year old

at hunk & lance’s 5th grade graduation every kid had to get up and say what their favorite school memory was. hunk’s was “my favorite moment was when i met lance” and lance’s was “my favorite moment was when i met hunk” and while each of them was speaking the other was in the corner dabbing. 

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Although Yinsen had remained vigorous with his ablutions, Stark had let himself go. This had nothing to do with any sense of giving in to misery or despair, as might have once been the case. Instead, for Tony Stark, this was business as usual. In the normal course of his normal life, once Stark became caught up in the throes of creation, personal hygiene went out the window. It usually fell to the disembodied promptings of Jarvis, or failing that, the corporeal prodding from Pepper, to remind Stark that he should think about changing the clothes he’d been wearing for three days or maybe run a razor across the bushy growth that was accruing on his face.

After the first day or so, Yinsen had simply taken to staying the hell out of Stark’s way. He had even stopped asking Stark if he was hungry since he tended not to receive answers. Instead, every so often, he would just put out food for Stark, who would - sooner or later - eat it without looking at it or even noticing that he was doing so.

-Iron Man Movie Novelization | Gif Series

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she had the world || panic! at the disco

y’all have some nerves going to religious people’s inboxes with ur diatribes on how god is fake and how people are dumb for believing in a higher power. have u considered the incredibly intelligent action of minding ur business and moving on with ur life and beliefs and living at peace with them and with the fact that others may not believe the same thing and its fine instead of pretending to be enlightened but truly just being a grade A asshole spreading their assholery under the guise of True Knowledge™ across the universe

...but it's better if you don't.
  • Me: So, A Midsummer Night's Dream is what kind of Shakespeare play?
  • Student 1: these people are stupid, so tragedy?
  • Me: There's a general rule of thumb for Shakespeare:
  • Me: Comedies end in weddings, tragedies end with funerals (or death.)
  • Student 2: ...Wasn't that a Panic! at the Disco song?

if my love were an ocean,
there would be no more land.
if my love were a desert,
you would see only sand.
if my love were a star-
late at night, only light.
And if my love could grow wings,
I’d be soaring in flight.

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do you know what I’m seeing? // panic! at the disco

The Artemis Fowl books advocate for the environment, deal with misogyny in the workplace and the need for feminism, and has some of the best character development arcs like ever over the span of eight books. Also, there’s magic and fairies with guns and time travel and a whole lot of sarcasm and really no downside to reading them

The Voltron Fandom currently
  • Everyone: OMG SEASON 3 yay! But it's so fuckin dark the creators answered so many questions with hope!
  • Klance shippers: but klangst and klance it's happening
  • Seith shippers: they shut down my ship faster than my grades 😭
  • Non shippers: Yooooooo this shit is going to be so angsty and I am scared shitless
  • Everyone: yep I agree with Non shippers
  • Fan 1: but did you see lotor though? Damn like he kinda good looking
  • Lotor Fan: OMG YESS DADDY IS HOT 👅💦
  • Non Lotor Fan: bitch he's ears be lookin like a damn banana and he be smokin space weed gtfo
  • Lance Lovers: OH MY BABY BOY GOT MORE SCREEN TIME BUT ITS GONNA BE LANGST! 😭
  • Fans: *all around me are familiar faces..*
  • Me: Voltron cured my depression and now I have it again because of season 3
  • Fans: this ain't no kids show no more don't air this on nick bro.
  • Theorists: Azulua (girl galra) is Keith's mom
  • Person: she is bet.
  • Me: school starts for me and I'll be only thinking about Voltron. Rip my grades
  • Everyone: ... SHIT YOU RIGHT