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it had to be you (1/1 | 9,373 | Mature)

Keith and Lance are both professors at Garrison University.

“… I remember Lisa saying it was when you ship two people together, romantically, for your own enjoyment. I’m sure…” Shiro trails off when he sees Keith’s eyes start to grow impossibly wide. “Uh, Keith?”

“What the fuck?” Keith manages, his heart suddenly beating faster, his face warming up despite himself. “They ship Lance and me romantically?”

let the whole world know (1/1 | 4,174 | Teen And Up)

Your soulmates first words said to you are inked on your wrist at birth.

Except now Keith decided he wasn’t going to wait for his soulmate to come along, instead he was more keen on asking out the cute barista who worked near their campus.

HEY!!!!!!!!!! STOP WRITING SMUT WITH CHARACTERS WHO ARE MINORS!!!!!!!! AND STOP SHIPPING CHARACTERS WHEN THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS THEM HAS SPECIFICALLY SAID IT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!!!!!

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‘  let me just make one thing clear… i have no clue what’s going on, ever, at any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever.  ’
‘  i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i am doing  ’
‘  we came from the same star and we will come together again in the end  ’
‘  i have a ‘why am i like this’ moment at least five times a day  ’
‘  did i need it? no. did i buy it? yes.  ’
‘  the most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning  ’
‘  petition for stars in the day time please???  ’
‘  i love it when i wake up and stretch and something cracks. makes me feel like a glo-stick  ’
‘  drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree  ’
‘  the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things  ’
‘  i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times  ’
‘  i’m so tired but i’ll probably be awake until 3 am for no reason  ’
‘  time to kick my own ass. bitch had it coming for too long  ’
‘  honestly ‘thanks i hate it’ is one of the funniest phrases in the english language  ’
‘  do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?  ’
‘  the internets one true talent is making me sick of things i’ve never seen or read or heard  ’
‘  i’m permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill  ’
‘  all cracker barrels are dimensionally linked. you could walk into a cracker barrel in georgia and walk out of one in arkansas and feel nothing  ’
‘  ‘you look different with makeup’????? you think i’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … ok  ’
‘  why did the fray go off so hard in ‘how to save a life’?  ’
‘  anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms  ’
‘  not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice   ’
‘  the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression  ’
‘  i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm  ’
‘  what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is  ’
‘  look i may have made a few typos and committed a few murders but nobody’s perfect okay  ’
‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’
‘  i’m aiming for the “she’s a badass and cute as hell but i wouldn’t touch her without asking” look  ’
‘  haha if you’re bored you could kiss me idk just sayin  ’
‘  i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.  ’
‘  80s music wont solve all my life’s problems but it certainly distracts me from them  ’
‘  i cant believe what walkie talkies are called  ’
‘  some people think life is like a rollercoaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it  ’
‘  hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe  ’
‘  all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather  ’
‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’
‘  do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”  ’
‘  nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am  ’
‘  me: queen of having had enough  ’
‘  she needs a hug (i’m she)  ’
‘  is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?  ’
‘  90% of my day is me being nervous  ’
‘  cons: i’m an asshole. pros: i’m your asshole.  ’
‘  give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now  ’
‘  are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’
‘  dear soulmate, where the fuck are you  ’
‘  i’m so easily revitalized by small, loving gestures  ’
‘  i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me  ’
‘  you ever just sit back and think like… yo… i really don’t care  ’
‘  im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face  ’
‘  what if mike was short for micycle  ’
‘  hey fellow regular kids what’s up  ’
‘  if u ever called me pretty i love you. ur pretty too  ’
‘  do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?  ’
‘  why did we stop building castles? i feel like humanity might live to regret that  ’
‘  i’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace  ’
‘  i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me  ’
‘  i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation  ’
‘  she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today  ’
‘  13 years of school and im still not sure if its ‘grey’ or ‘gray’  ’
‘  hope u like bad girls because i’m bad at everything  ’
‘  got a problem with me? kiss me on the lips dude  ’
‘  too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights  ’
‘  don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again  ’
‘  i just did a tarot reading… it said ur a bitch  ’
‘  a good substitute for love and fulfillment? a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell  ’
‘  i fucked up? idk what you’re referring to but probably  ’
‘  *in a high-pitched mocking voice* “are you okay?” what the fuck.  ’
‘  how do u just….. not believe in aliens  ’
‘  a coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care  ’
‘  “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying  ’
‘  dont wanna sound like a slut but i really need a hug right now  ’
‘  casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing  ’
‘  i have a dozen hearts swirling around my head irl like that isnt a filter its permanent  ’
‘  i worry about you even when you say you’re fine  ’
‘  i will never hurt you. i will always stick by your side. i will always try to make you smile  ’
‘  true love: having to hold back your adorable, violent girlfriend to keep her from straight up murdering a dude  ’
‘  cute date idea: be nice to me  ’
‘  im so jealous of people who know what they want to do with their future i dont even know what t.v show to watch next  ’
‘  me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me  ’
‘  hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me  ’
‘  i need someone to lay in bed with me for hours  ’
‘  dark hannah montana….. show me the worst of both worlds  ’
‘  someone has to say it: come on eileen is a fucking banger like that shit snaps,, a bop for the century  ’
‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’
‘  bless netflix for creating the skip intro button honestly  ’
‘  they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because i keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it  ’
‘  i wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til i fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find i’m still in their arms  ’
‘  the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”  ’
‘  lately i have been…….dying to be in love…,..and that’s the mood sadly  ’
‘  not to be ns fw but i’d cry if someone kissed me on the cheek  ’
‘  sexting? nah. i’m into spexting. spooky texting. ever seen a ghost? hmu.  ’
‘  not to sound cocky as shit but i’m a fucking good person with a big heart and i deserve a lot more than the shitty hand life has dealt me this far  ’
‘  i say i love you a lot because i do  ’
‘  i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead.  ’
‘  low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese  ’
‘  who’s gonna come lay with me in bed and let me wrap my legs and arms around u like a small bear  ’
‘  youre a coward if youre not on the way to my house right now to give me a kiss  ’
‘  my personality is like 90% the song i’m currently listening to  ’
‘  the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself  ’
‘  no offense @ life but can i have a breath.. a break… some slack…  ’
‘  the best kind of alcohol is a lot  ’
‘  911 i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again  ’
‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’

Okay so, I know we like to complain about everything and a most of the time the complaints are very valid. But a bunch of the time the complaints I am seeing aren’t worthy and it’s frustrating the hell out of me.

So with that said, before we go off on complaining that the release date came from genius.com let’s remember pretty much anyone can update that and it very well could be an educated guess by a fan.

Also, pretty sure they are trying to go with the oh the fans are so great they can do it we don’t need to really promo meanwhile we are booking interviews and stuff fans can’t do and oh you guys are so smart look at you figuring stuff out yourself promo angle. Which, while annoying to me and not a great long term plan in my opinion is still a plan and this fits into that.

anonymous asked:

UHM SO I DON'T SHIP SNOWBAZ DON'T KILL ME IT'S JUST... i feel like there's a power imbalance and simon can make baz do anything since he loves him.... and they're both incredibly traumatized and brainwashed from early childhood... like.. i'd rather have simon/penny..

my 3 rules for having productive days when executive dysfunction is a bitch to you

> nothing happens in the morning. NOTHING happens in the morning. Unless the thing happening in the morning is class or meeting someone else, don’t beat yourself up over waking up late/starting late. all my executive function planning is GREAT the previous evening, I have my day scheduled out. And then…morning comes and it goes out the window. just expect it and work with it.

> NEVER make “big days” for yourself. As in, put something off, because You Can Always Do It This Weekend. Come saturday, you have 5 big things and you don’t want to do any of them, you push off starting/dont get enough sleep because youre soooo stressed about getting this shit done. don’t allow this to happen. allow like 2 big things per day, more will definitely come. Small chunks.

> Do Shit Or Sleep. This is my roommates but I’m adopting it. If you’re up late and have to do homework and it’s 3am and its Not happening, just…just dont. Just go to sleep. It’s better in the long run. taking care of yourself is work too.

i still have trouble sticking to these. lets see how it goes

other shit.

BRUSH YOUR TEETH. u dont have to floss or even shower just PLEASE DO THAT.

Don’t just set an alarm to wake u up, bc those will often be early to give u time to do shit and then ur like “i have half an hr i can spend 10 more minutes in bed” because, like i said, in the mornings my brain is Gone. Do that, and then do a separate alarm to Get You Out Of Bed. It’s the hardest part of my day sometimes. Ive stayed in bed upwards of 5 hours before actually getting up. it’s hell.

Food i’m still working on that one. Yep. Still suffering there.

These r a work in progress, im still dying daily, but these r some methods. Cool beans.

  • Me at 10PM: Alright we gotta sleep early so that we can get a good rest and enough energy for Seventeen's comeback tomorrow.
  • My brain at 0317AM: sebtIN SEBTIN SEBTIN SEBTIN SEBTIN SEBTIN SEBTIN SEBTIN SCOUPS WONWOOHOSHI JOSHUA WOOJIJUN KAEREOT JUNBI DWETTNA PEURENJENTEU BWARA PEURENJENTEU PEURENJENTEU PEURENJENTEU PEURENJENTEU PEURENJENTEU PEURENJENTEU SEBEUNTINEH PEURENJENTEU COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEB-----

anonymous asked:

Do u ever feel self conscious about how u dress/how do you get over it? Sometimes i want to wear certain things but don't have the confidence to do it

nooo lmao im in class wearing fishnets rn!!! i dont give a fuq!!! I used to care a lot but its just something you have to get comfortable with over time. Early teens is the worst

i wrote a fuckign tim/brian thing but im still too lazy to make an ao3 and im tired and i want to show it to my friend so u guys are getting it in a post deal. im calling it ‘in which tim wright is a nerd’. because tim wright is a nerd. 

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anonymous asked:

what did ppl say that made you cry?

hhhh this is late but uh
it was mostly abt yoongi…. like so many people still have this wrong perception of him and it makes me rly sad…. when they call him a grandpa, when they say he’s lazy and cold and the only thing he wants to do is sleep, when shippers make it out to be like yoongi doesn’t care about anyone except for one person (the other half of the ship) it makes me so …. angry and sad
like that’s not who he is at all??? he’s such a sweet, funny, energetic man?? he cares so much about all the members.. he’s not cold at all, he’s always taking care of his members, buying things for them, taking them out for food, making sure they’re okay, keeping them company while sick…. he’s so considerate :(
he’s also not lazy at all???? he works so hard every day… he writes and produces and he spends so much time making sure everything fits and is perfect… he stays up all night and barely sleeps sometimes to get things done. he goes to sleep so late into the night or early in the mornings. he practices the choreos and everything too like the rest of the members…
and i guess ppl who say these things haven’t listened to his mixtape or just dont care bc …… he truly expresses who he is and how he felt and feels now…

anyways those things rly affect me cause i dont want anyone to have a wrong perception and image of yoongi bc its usually tied to negative stuff :(

im over it now tho i love him and if some ppl cant see all his good qualities then idk what to tell them.. just that theyre missing out