umm AU where harry just went through a really bad breakup in which his douchey ex-fiance leaves him for a huge corporate job offer. which yeah good for him except he was a jerk about the breakup, left him via phone message, and didn’t look back. which sucks all on it’s own but now harry finds himself confused because he’s not nearly as sad as he thinks he should be about it, and frustrated because he has two non refundable tickets for a honeymoon cruise. enter childhood best friend louis, who he calls up the night before while packing and is all like, “ummmm so. how’s a free vacation sound?” and louis’s like “nothing’s free in life harold…. but….. i’m listening.” it honestly doesn’t even take anything to convince louis. most of his protest is just for show because harry can already hear him dragging his suitcase out of the closet. so.
so they arrive at the dock where they’re supposed to board the ship and louis’s like “um so why is everyone holding hands lol” and harry’s all “yeah…. so… funny story… ummmm i got dumped and this is my honeymoon cruise surprise :)” (louis is tempted to throw him overboard. they haven’t even gotten on the boat yet but the sentiment is still the same). but now that louis knows the whole story (which harry tells amidst deep frowns and lots of tears), he is determined to be the best fake™ husband ever. so he signs them up for all the couples activities because “go big or go home styles. or tomlinson. styles-tomlinson? who are we again?” and they end up doing better than most of the couples there when it comes down to How Well Do You Know Your Spouse trivia. it should be embarrassing really, because everyone around the ship already knows them as the dream team and it’s only been 4 days.
cue dramatic confessions, bed sharing that means nothing till it means something, an obscene amount of nautical references, and cameos by the rest of one direction lol
Whoever you are friend, thank you for asking about KiriBaku because I love to talk about them haha!
Also, you did’t give any numbers, so I guess I’d have to do all of them (which I love)
1. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
He always, always remembers what Bakugou orders at a restaurant (they’re not that hard to remember since most of them are spicy foods). On the other hand, Bakugou remembers Kirishima’s favorite restaurants. Kirishima is more of an adventurous eater, so there’s no way anyone can remember what he always eats at restaurants (not even Kirishima remembers what he orders art restaurants).
2. Who reaches for the other one’s hand while driving?
No one (Haha).
Both of them are safety freaks (mostly Bakugou though).
“Hands on the wheel, shitty hair.”
But once the car stops, it’s actually Bakugou who likes to reach out for Kirishima’s hands (He does it unconsciously too).
3. Who gets the window seat?
Definitely Bakugou (He will fight anyone for the window seat). It was mostly because he likes to watch the scenery outside (Kirishima knows this, so he lets Bakugou take the window seat. He’s a good guy).
4. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it say?)
He always leaves note in Kirishima’s lunch.
“Eat the fucking vegetable, shitty hair.”
Kirishima totally ends up eating it. Bakugou’s notes look angry. Kirishima just have to eat his vegetables.
5. Who wakes up first?
Bakugou sleeps until (or past) noon while Kirishima is an earlier riser. Kirishima is already finish with his morning routines (he did not achieve those godly muscles by lazing around that’s for sure) before Bakugou even wakes up.
6. Who falls asleep while watching a movie?
Both of them.
Kirishima and Bakugou had a habit of watching lame movies and sleeping through it. They don’t know why they even bother watching (They just want to snuggle under a blanket, and watching a movie is a good excuse. Such dorks).
7. Who’s prone to wearing socks indoors (or to sleep)?
He likes to wear socks indoors because they are comfortable (Bakugou thinks it was strangely endearing. Not that he’d ever tell Kirishima that).
8. Who has bigger cravings?
People think it’s Kirishima, but it’s really Bakugou (One time, Kirishima saw Bakugou eating peanut butter for a midnight snack. Just peanut butter.)
9. Who reminds the other to put on sunscreen before going to the beach (or pool)?
Bakugou doesn’t actually tan; he just turn red all over (and that’s super painful), but he still forgets to put sunscreen on for some reason. Kirishima had to remind him.
“Babe, don’t forget your sunscreen or you’re gonna look like a cooked lobster. Again.”
“Fuck off, shitty hair.”
(Kirishima may or may not put sunscreen on Bakugou himself. It wasn’t an accuse to run his hands on Bakugou’s arms and back and legs. Nope, definitely not.).
10. Who carries all the important documents while traveling?
Kirishima can’t be trusted with important documents. Kirishima often misplaces them. After two times of lost document incidents, Bakugou decided to never ever let Kirishima hold any important document.
11. Who checks the prices while grocery shopping?
Kirishima is actually a very thrifty person, and he only buys something expensive when its absolutely necessary.
“That’s so expensive, Bakugou.”
Bakugou doesn’t care (Kirishima often forgets that Bakugou is made of money).
12. Who sneaks in cookies in the shopping cart?
As thrifty as he is, he just can’t resist those cookies. Bakugou pretends he doesn’t see Kirishima sneaking those cookies in (He also likes them. Haha.).
13. Who’d give their child sweets behind the other’s back?
More like, it doesn’t have to be behind the other’s back. They are both weak when it comes to kids. The kid asks for sweets? Kirishima and Bakugou will readily give them (their kids does know when enough is enough though which is a really good thing).
14. Who’d pop the other one’s pimple?
Kirishima wants to do it, but Bakugou doesn’t have pimples at all. He’s totally FLAWLESS. Kirishima didn’t know how that was possible.
15. Who would discreetly pinch the other one’s butt in public?
It’s either he’s brave, or he’s got a death wish (both). Bakugou will always try to explode him though.
16. Who cooks at 2 in the morning?
He likes to wake up late, but when he gets hungry at an ungodly hour, he will eat. If there is no food, he will cook. Kirishima sometimes wakes up around that time, and see Bakugou cooking (or baking).
17. Who gets extremely competitive playing Mario Kart?
Everything is a competition with this guy. He never wins against Kirishima though. Kirishima annihilates him in Mario Kart.
“You’re fucking cheating, aren’t you?”
“Excuse you, Blasty. I’m the god of Mario Kart.”
18. Who takes longer getting ready?
That hair takes forever to style. As much as Bakugou want to leave him home, he just can’t (His ass is so weak for Kirishima).
19. Who likes doing the dishes?
Doing something (anything) actually calms him down, washing the dishes included. He and Kirishima switch, but Bakugou takes every chance he gets to be able to do things, really.
20. Who points at a dog when they see it?
Dogs, cats, birds, whatever animal, Kirishima will point at it, and he will get excited about it (He also wants to pet it). Bakugou just shakes his head fondly at him.
21. Who’s prone to road rage?
This is not even a question. He is angry at everything. Kirishima had to drag him away, and he will even apologize in Bakugou’s place.
Me: *reads TG:re new chapter* …
Me: *internally screaming and crying* t-tousaki was real…IT WAS REAL!!!!
ME: *heart melting* Kaneki is so embarrassed because of Haise’s actions!!!! BOI!!!!!
Me: *looks at Tooru* you better get out of my touken babies way, you crazy little psycho!!!