its all the way in texas tho

beyonce: sings a pro-black anthem in front of a bunch of white people who think blm is a terrorist group clad in black panther garb with an all lady group

yall: uhmmm [tugs at collar] idk the black panther thing was a bit much :// i dont get it

gaga: sings born this way in a city thats p diverse compared to the rest of texas and the rest of america that elected a lesbian mayor

yall: SO PROGRESSIVE i cant believe she did it,,,,she ended homeophobi take that Conservatives

Well

  • Baby dashdash
  • MTV words
  • Gucci
  • Ah booby
  • Eifel-of-tower
  • Guh-huh-huuuuh
  • It smells like traffic
  • What do you call a baby sheep?
  • Why does that ant look like Bill clinton?
  • Adam
  • Why’d you do that hunter
  • Would you like some stew
  • Shit baby he smell
  • Alex is a cursed name
  • So is kate
  • Lalalalalalalala, ᵒᵒᵒᵒᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ
  • Here, take it
  • Wₕₑₑzₑ
  • Donna, that’s kidnapping
  • These are my walmart pj’s man, don’t make fun
  • Woter
  • NooooooeeE
  • Succ
  • Soocc
  • Acid
  • Acid
  • Acid
  • Mckinzie i mean acid
  • I SWEAR
  • Acid
  • best friend married
  • Tooth gap
  • All the way to texas
  • Even tho I look like a burnt chicken nugget
  • Im a pirate
  • Roxy fucking pissed on the floor curled up like a bum ass slug
  • Jamacian banana
  • Lesbicant
  • Taylor stop fucking queefing
  • Fucking hamsters
  • Shut the fuck up elisabeth
  • Sarah thats enough
  • Go walk hyde
  • He’s humping again
  • Ur built like a fucking flip flop rhonda
  • Shut up janis
  • The holy trinity
  • Jerry seinfield
  • Ozzy osbourne
  • And pac man, of course
  • Bag full of notes from 7th grade
  • No its
  • Ă̸̭̘͓̭͉̜̩͈̘̯̺͙̐̈́̊͌́̓̉̈́̕͘͘͝a̴̛͍͖͆̆̆̈́̽̈́̒͌̈̈́͘̚͠A̴̢̡͓͔̖͓̩͕͖̖̯͚͂͆͛͂͊̀̾͗͐̕̕͜A̶̹̝̜̮̘̦̭͔̥͇̽̔̎͑͒͝â̷̜̟̬̬̹̱͔͎̽̌̎͑̏̔̈́͛̇̊̄̊͋À̴̝͕͇̹͎̲̩̗̪͇͖a̶̧̛͓͔̿͋̀̂̑̄̃͑͒̊͋̓̕͜ͅǎ̸̟̠͚̯̌A̵̛̹̼͚͚̿̊̍͂̎͋͑͒̒͌͜a̶̛̝̜̗̔̅̓̎̽̌̆͐̏͜͝
  • Cursed serj
  • Id fuck serj
  • DADA
  • Fionnas roast beef hands
  • liVE AND LET DIE, BuHhhh,BUUUH
  • Shut it wendy
  • Ominus car whispers
  • Beetlepants
  • Nosotros
  • Shit into my mouth, BSJFJOSMAHDUFIRJD
  • Dada, again
  • Call me totty
  • Gucci gang
  • Seej
  • Serg soda and takis
  • Mableboff
  • Spanking
  • That time I threw pretzels at the carebears villian on tv and they exploded and made messy
  • Justin roiland
  • Floopie doops
  • Country boy, I love yewwwww, blegh
  • Ice cream vomit in a trash bag
  • Void of ball pit, serj
  • Weemawep a weemawep a WEEEEEEE
  • Snapchat bass drop
  • NOBODYS DOING THAT
  • Black balloons always have a way of lifting my dYIck
  • hYAHCHOO, CHYAhoo
  • Somebody smells like shiiiiiit
  • You guys talking about big mouth
  • Cryptid SpongeBob gummies
  • Vrrrrr of the car
  • Gucci gang
  • Putty farts

I go into such a fashion slump in the summer. Its just too hot in south texas to wear what i want to… Anyway i tried to lift my spirits and look decent for 5 MINUTES. Way too hot out here for this shit tho haha.

Back to shorts and tanks after i took these 😊 rundown:
Jewelry: Hoy Topic
Cardigan: Too Fast
Dress: H&M
Shoes: DollsKill
Belt: Offbrand