its all for college its all for college

  • Me: it's 1 am, why in the flying blue heck am I awake and hungry?
  • The Me that has common sense: *marches around banging pots and pans together* MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ATE NOTHING BUT A CHEESESTICK, A SLICE OF HAM, AND HUMMUS THIS ENTIRE DAY YOU UTTER PRINCESS OF NONSENSE
School  Explained By Rick Sanchez

Freshman

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Sophomores

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Juniors

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Seniors

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all of the nude models in our art school are such interesting people aside from just the nude model part like we have:
•a former NASA scientist for 20 years who seedily obtained a piece of the actual moon & brought it in to show us. he also wants to secure a piece of mars eventually I can’t believe he’s a space smuggler
•a male competitive roller-skater
•a burlesque dancer who auditioned for the rockettes & sings professional opera on the side
•a trapeze artist who used to train in Paris then became a French teacher in the states but gave up that to be a full-time circus performer & she’s the most Jacked™ woman I’ve ever seen
•a civil war reenacter. we have an actual fucking larper
•a guy who’s missing his left eye and nobody knows why but we have a theory that he’s an Italian mobster so it’s probably best not to ask
•a Chicago broadway actress who showed us her acting chops one day but she was naked at the time & reciting Shakespeare it was so intense
•a completely normal plain bagel dude but he can hold a 3hr standing pose without taking breaks so I’m convinced he’s not even alive and has no soul

and so the saga of these a+ drawings continues

We Are Only Just Beginning by afirethatcannotdie

In the dim light of a dorm kitchen, Harry Styles meets a boy who flips his life upside down. Three years later, he’s a senior in college, ready to take on the world with the love of his life by his side. And then Louis Tomlinson admits he doesn’t know what he wants to do after college after all, and Harry’s world flips again, this time not so pleasantly. He can’t imagine his life without Louis, but he’s starting to worry he might have to.

A college AU featuring lots of domestic sappiness, waffles, tattoos, late nights and early mornings, and above all, Louis and Harry against the world.

harry/louis | 129k | explicit | read it here

Ereri Football AU in which Eren and Levi are teammates in the TITANS team during college. Levi is the shortie badass quarterback in the team and Eren is his cute bestfriend. But bestfriends don’t shower together in the lock room, don’t kiss, don’t make out and don’t touch each other in that way, or they do? 

Listen to this song pls, I think it’s perfect for this AU 

@awesomefabatato TOLD YA I WOULD HAVE DONE IT *evil laughter*

p.s. yeah that 69… it’s not accidental. My perv sister suggested me to use it. I am sorry,


Fanfic based on this here: ‘Scoring Six’ by SimplyTsundere aka @justapansexualfanficwriter on ao3

  • Hair-Dresser: So, do you have any plans for college?
  • Me: *that sound Jack makes after Davey says "tell me how quitting does Crutchie any good!")
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Commissions are open!


Keeping it simple for the time being, just $20 for a single character in my sketchy style, and $30 for my cleaner style! Both can be fully colored and shaded, with a tiny bit of a background!

*Just $10 to add a character
*Can draw OCs, fan art, robots, humans, some gore/nsfw

Any questions, or if you’re interested, feel free to email me at officialretroautomaton@gmail.com ! 💙

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Daichi Has Shit Taste in Music, or, How Kuroo and Bokuto Discovered Free Bird: a comic.

so of course Bokuto would want to listen to the song about the free bird, right??? I’m surprised they made it to the good stuff.

(if you guys aren’t familiar with Free Bird, you can check it out. Air guitar time literally does start at the 5 minute mark)

Top Five Reasons Why History Is The Best Major

1. Class is basically story time. Do you want to hear riveting tales of cross-dressing slaves that escaped in a daring journey across the U.S. or how about an apocalyptic bad Byzantine battle where half the army switch sides and the other half ran away?  or what about that time a women became king of Nigeria? Yeah I get to go to class everyday and be endless entertained by these awesome stories and even better? Its all true. 

2. It makes you a more empathetic person. Its really easy to look at people in the past and make a snap judgement about them, that they are so stupid, bad, sexist, uncultured. ect ect… But as historians we have to walk a mile in their shoes and not judge them by the standards we have today. For instance important idea that we take today like umm. universal individual rights  or personally property or not having to work everyday for our physical survival hadn’t even been invented till pretty recently. History forces you to understand why people make certain decision and why they held certain views without judging them, a skill I am happy to carry into my day to day life. 

3. It is the best study of people. There are a lot of majors that study people: physiology, sociology, gender studies but those all focus on theory. History studies what real people do when faced with real situations. And it is indeed history that sparks social scientist to do their work. The reason behind the famous Milgram Experiment was trying to figure out why good people followed Hitler during WW2. History is the ultimate social experiment and gives us the best data on why people are the way they are and do what they do 

4. You get to touch the old things. You stand around in museum. See some boring rocks and some ugly paintings but when you are a history major, all the sudden its “HOLY S#&%* THESE WEIRD LITTLE BONES CHUNKS WAS TOUCHED MOTHERF@#$*$@# SHANG DYNASTY EMPEROR!!!” All the sudden the world is a magically place where everything even mundane, ugly, old things become special and amazing because there is history there! 

5. You become very ok with change. History is the study of change over time and over all history has made me a much more chill person. Its like you see that bad stuff happens and life moves on and its ok. Empires fall, major world views shift, rulers come and go but everything turns out ok in the end and life goes on. Nothing is the end of the world.