its a caramel machiatto

College/ Cafe au

Courtesy of @they-call-me-mr-pig ; otp LancexHunk from Voltron


Lance groaned, a headache from no sleep for the past two days taking its toll. Hunk rolled his eyes at the back of Lance’s head as Hunk made his way over to the table past other customers. “Heres the coffee you ordered Lance. I hope this headache teaches you to get some rest once in a while.” Another groan emanated from lance as he raised his head from where he hid it in his arms. “Thanks Hunk, you’re a dream. Too pure, too good for this world.” Lance nursed his coffee and smiled blissfully as the bitter sweet of caramel machiatto made its way to his stomach. Lance reached down to the floor and into his backpack searching for something. Hunk raised an eyebrow and asked “Why were you awake for two days straight? If I had known you were going to do that I would have stayed instead of going home to stop you.” Muffled, lance replied “I know, and thats why I love you. BUt i needed to do that so I could finish essays due tomorrow in class. I also have a test in ten minutes at eight.” Lance sat back up and looked at Hunk with a wild eye. “In the morning! I mean, who does that?! What kind of demonic person even thinks of that?!” A sigh turned into a groan as Lance opened the lid of his coffee. He reached to the floor and picked up a can of monster and dumped into the cup. Lance considered the drink for a second and then looked at Hunk, saying in a strained voice “I just know Im going to die; and when I do I want Shiro and Keith to put me in my grave so they can let me down one last time”. He then chugged the coffee and raced out of the cafe clutching his bag, kissing Hunk on the head in a whirlwind of activity, .

Hamilton Starbucks orders
  • Alexander: grande 5 pump dirty chai at 160 degrees no water extra foam . Yes he knows it's complicated and obnoxious but he tips well to make up for it
  • Eliza: tall mint majesty tea with 2 honey packets. She waits patiently and let's mothers with screaming children go ahead of her. Always says "don't worry about it!" And asks how the barista's day has been
  • Philip: tall double chocolaty chip frappucino. Insists to Eliza he wants a grande and says he can finish it. She gets it for him once. He doesn't finish it.
  • Angelica: trenta cool lime refresher extra ice. Finishes it before leaving the store and comes back in line for a refill. She's never satisfied.
  • Burr: grande bold coffee with no room. Immediately goes around the corner dumps half of it out and replaces it with cream and sugar. Wants everyone to think he can drink black coffee. No one believes him.
  • Washington: venti americano no room 1 pump of vanilla. Waits patiently by the counter with his headphones in listening to a podcast about foreign affairs
  • Laurens: tall black and white mocha extra whip. Pays for the guy behind him cause he seems like he's having a rough day
  • Mulligan: venti blond pour over. Everyone laughs cause they think blond is weak. He tells them over and over its the one with the most caffeine. They don't listen.
  • Lafayette: venti caramel machiatto 2 extra shots with caramel inside and outside. Says his order really fast and grins at watching the barista scramble to write the cup
  • King George: venti London fog misto. Says he's gonna order something different every time. Never does.
  • Jefferson: grande latte machiatto, which is pretty much the exact same thing as a regular latte but the shot is poured over top instead of at the bottom. Swears it tastes different. Claims he learned it in France. Believes he can tell exactly how long the shots pulled (none of these are true)
  • Madison: whatever Jefferson is having