its 4 am shut up

a few late night writing prompts
  • you’re wearing my shirt and possibly nothing else and shit you look really cute
  • w ow did you always have that mole under your eye i’d touch it if you weren’t convinced I was a ghost
  • you’re the new neighbor and my dog loves you. she was whining all night so mind if I leave her here
  • I ordered from a 24 hour pizza place but we live in the same building and I just woke you up I’m so sorry please don’t kill me
  • why the fuck did you just jump into a fountain it’s 3 am let me help you dry off
  • i’m the bartender and you’re trying to flirt with me but your friend is wasted and keeps telling us to get a room
  • we’re roommates and you have a pretty popular youtube channel but next time you try to scare me while i’m sleeping please remember i have a black belt (also i’m sorry)
  • alt: blaME SONICFANXXO
  • i had one of those “find yourself” moments and I hopped on the midnight train in pajamas now i’ve come to my senses and you’re the only other person there please stop smiling
Right I'm all for people starting to watch Shadowhunters,

but if you’re just doing it for malec, and you literally dislike everything else, and you’re going to complain about everything else. Then just stop. I get that the more viewers the better type of thing. But if half of the viewers aren’t interested in the show properly, dislike the acting, the makeup, props, editing etc and are only watching it for one ship then I’m just asdfghjkl. There is more to this show than just malec, and if you don’t like anything else. Why are you even bothering to sit there, wasting 45 minutes of your life watching a show to only like about 10 minutes of it due to a ship.

a small portion of naruto a day keeps the sadness away