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Dating Richie Tozier

i love it. i love my sons sosoosos much im actually getting concerned for myself bc theyre all like 2 years younger than me :’)

also writing these really fucked me up so thank u to my own thoughts


  • u guys would b that couple that everyone would be like; “wtf” “how did they end up together” “WTF
  • hahahaha you guys would also be that annoying ass mofo couple don’t get me wrong
  • he would DEFIANTLY squish your cheeks all the time!!@#^
  • SO!!MANY!!!SEXUAL!!!!!JOKES!

“hey (y/n), you dad asked me what i’ll do when im older and apparently ‘you daughter’ was’t the right answer”

“richie, i spit out the watermelon seeds, what does that have t- oh my god”

“hey hey hey (y/n) for halloween we can be pirates and you’ll give me the booty”

“RICHIE SHUT THE NKJHJGHF UP”

  • even though every thinks the he’s one of the tougher losers, he still cries into your shoulder when he’s scared
  • he has nightmares & you’re always there to hold him :’)
  • he just kind of slings his arms around you
  • hes like a dead weight when he does this
  • bc he doesn’t care what he looks like, he just wants to be held oh my god my poor smol child
  • HES THE JELOUS TYPE IEGFUDSKL
  • if you’re talking to bill
  • and giggling when he’s staring
  • oooooooooh prepare to terminate

“(y/n) why don’t you get the fuck away from me and go talk to bill. he seems like he could make you laugh way more then i ever could”

“richie, what the fuck?”

“…”

“..,.”

“rxtcfygvuhbi imsorry”

  • he would try & act like he’s not a sappy mofo around the losers but HE SO IS OH MY GOD
  • cuddles. all. the. time.
  • BC LETS GET THE ELEPHANT OUT OF THE ROOM, RICHIE IS A CUDDLE SLUT
  • forehead kisses iywrebfjdknsal im not ok
  • he’d b that bf to run his fingertip across your forehead to put you hair behind your ear awwwwwwwwweee
  • at first, when he started to catch feels, he would be so angry and confused and scared that someone (you) could make him so flustered and question all of his morals and make him not be able to make any jokes
  • zrxtcfygvuh he would want to distance himself but he would know that its only making things worse :((
  • he would be so confused my poor son so then he would ask beverly for advice & she would just be like ‘make her laugh richie, she likes funny guys”
  • & he’s like:: i CAnTTTtttTtTTttttT
  • so he tries a few jokes & you’re kind of giggling and he’s like “OH FUCH YEAH”
  • then he makes a joke about you going out w him & thats how it aalllllllllll started
  • i think that many dates would consist of u 2 riding bikes to places where you can watch the sunset
  • taking his glasses off his face when hes crying or just bc u want to try them on omg
  • and his eyes would b all squinty bc hes basically blind & hes rubbing them ooohhh lord
  • youd put them on and then hes like “damn my gf is hawt asf
  • sometimes u would get super annoyed bc he can never take anything serious
  • so when you have real issues to discuss with him, he’s like ‘ahHahahAhahhA right
  • & he’s awkward about it
  • HE SUCKS AT TALKING ABOUT HIS FEELINGS BUT IF HE DOES PLEASE LISTEN W YOUR WHOLE HERT AND EARS WIDE OPEN BC IT HAPPENS JUST ABOUT AS OFTEN AS PENNYWISE COMES OUT & EATS KIDS OKAY
  • he would never tell you how much u mean to him, or like how much he likes/loves you, which is y you’re always like ??? when he gets hella possessive
  • but u know deep down that he loves you even tho he doesn’t say it very often and would want u to b with him all the time if it was possible :’)
  • like when he would start to say something really sappy or sweet you would just kind of go ‘awww’ and grab his arm and wrap it around you
  • and he would b like ‘pssshhhhhhhhh you’re alright

Originally posted by imultifandomstuff

Things I need on the IT DVD:

-COMMENTARY WITH THE KIDS, BILL, AND DIRECTOR

-EVERY DELETED SCENE EVER

-ESPECIALLY REDDIE SCENES

-TONS OF BLOOPERS (cause you know this cast was laughing at themselves more than acting)

-STEPHEN KING INTERVIEW ABOUT HOW HE LOVES IT

-BILL’S MAKE-UP PROCESS ON SET SHOWING A BEFORE AND AFTER

-CHOSEN JACOBS (Mike) MUSIC VIDEO FOR HIS SONG LOSERS with The Losers Club starring in it

-DIRECTOR’S CUT 

-MORE FOOTAGE OF MIKE AND STAN 

Add what you think should be there too and I will update!