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Cute Date Ideas by Tumblr User Tweeckos
  • 1:dressing like hipsters and going to a hipster cafe and ordering the most hipster-like coffee and taking selfies with it and posting them on the internet
  • 2:creating your own fictional couple and dressing and acting like them in public without breaking character
  • 3:exploring parts of your town/city where youve never been and finding cool hangout spots
  • 4:going on a picnic but bringing pillows and stuff so that cuddles may ensue
  • 5:going out in public and only communicating in song lyrics
  • 6:play drinking games but instead of drinking you have to smooch
  • 7:stay home and make an intricate blanket/pillow fort and have a slumber party
  • 8:watch terrible movies but pretend like you're totally into it the entire time

Okay so since i got back from vacation ive had an insatiable desire for apple juice

so naturally i pester my dad to buy some for me

and naturally he puts it off

so one day i come home and open the fridge and find this

so naturally i run to my room because i realize i have a wig that could be repurposed and some shades and decide its time

some ironic selfies of one of my fav ships

movie trailers be like “critics are raving”

and all i hear is “a bunch of pale gaunt guys in suits dancing under strobes in celebration of this jank-ass film”

i AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU DISNEY

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SNOWMAN NEXT TO A 3D RENDERED TIMMY TURNER AND TELL ME THEY DON’T LOOK EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME

I CANT STAND FOR THIS BLATANT PLAGIARISM IN THIS COUNTRY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU

FUCKING LOOK AT THEM

THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME FUCKING EXPRESSION

THE SAME FUCKING EYES

THEY BOTH HAVE A FUCKIN CARROT FOR A NOSE AND I S2G IF THAT SNOWMAN MEETS A FUCKIN FAIRY THEN GOODBYE AMERICA IM GONE

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Winslow. That mouse from CatDog was the biggest little shit I ever did see in my childhood. 
Things would be going fine until this furry blue asshole stuck his giant nose where it didn’t belong and then all hell breaks loose. When I was a kid I wanted to yell at the screen and tell CatDog to stop associating with this prick but /no,/ they just kept going back to him.

Unbe-freakin-lievable.