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Cute Date Ideas by Tumblr User Tweeckos
  • 1:dressing like hipsters and going to a hipster cafe and ordering the most hipster-like coffee and taking selfies with it and posting them on the internet
  • 2:creating your own fictional couple and dressing and acting like them in public without breaking character
  • 3:exploring parts of your town/city where youve never been and finding cool hangout spots
  • 4:going on a picnic but bringing pillows and stuff so that cuddles may ensue
  • 5:going out in public and only communicating in song lyrics
  • 6:play drinking games but instead of drinking you have to smooch
  • 7:stay home and make an intricate blanket/pillow fort and have a slumber party
  • 8:watch terrible movies but pretend like you're totally into it the entire time

bible au where people looked forward to each book in the bible like the next installment of harry potter and there was a super awesome cosplayer who went around quoting it and everyone thought he was real except for his cosplay buddies who cosplayed the disciples

i AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU DISNEY

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SNOWMAN NEXT TO A 3D RENDERED TIMMY TURNER AND TELL ME THEY DON’T LOOK EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME

I CANT STAND FOR THIS BLATANT PLAGIARISM IN THIS COUNTRY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU

FUCKING LOOK AT THEM

THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME FUCKING EXPRESSION

THE SAME FUCKING EYES

THEY BOTH HAVE A FUCKIN CARROT FOR A NOSE AND I S2G IF THAT SNOWMAN MEETS A FUCKIN FAIRY THEN GOODBYE AMERICA IM GONE

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Winslow. That mouse from CatDog was the biggest little shit I ever did see in my childhood. 
Things would be going fine until this furry blue asshole stuck his giant nose where it didn’t belong and then all hell breaks loose. When I was a kid I wanted to yell at the screen and tell CatDog to stop associating with this prick but /no,/ they just kept going back to him.

Unbe-freakin-lievable.