• America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!

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Nations in Theater

America, such a good actor it’ll make you reconsider how manipulative he is in real life.

France, that over dramatic actor who takes his roles to heart and off stage.

China, the actor that’s been there forever. Has been in everything

England, the Stage Manager. 

Germany, the Director.  

Poland, in charge of costuming. 

Japan, in charge of lights and sound.

Canada, head of stage crew. 

Spain, Romano, Prussia are said stage crew. 

Russia, built the set. 

Italy, all the extras. 

Most frequently used Emojis Hetalia style
  • America: 💯🖕🏻
  • England: 😤😒
  • Canada: 🤗😩
  • France: 🌹😘
  • China: 🤣🤑
  • Russia: 😋😙
  • Italy: 😻😿
  • Japan: ✌🏻😓
  • Germany: 😒🤔
  • Prussia: 😏😎
  • Romano: 🖕🏻😡
  • Spain: 😴😊
  • Hungary: 😇😤
  • Austria: 🎹😴
  • Poland: 🤣💅🏻
  • Lithuania: 😔😰
  • Belarus: 😒🙄
  • Ukraine: 😭😚
  • Norway: 😐🙄
  • Denmark: 🤣😂
  • Sweden: does not know how to use Emojis
  • Finland: ☺️🤗
  • Iceland: 😒👎🏻