italy-romano

Girly Coffee AU

(My spamano coffee shop au mutated.) 

So Lovino works as a barista in a coffee shop, yes? And he’s worked the same afternoon to close shift for quite some time. 

There’s this green-eyed Spanish dude that comes in every friday at about 5 and orders the same super-specific girly drinks every time he comes in. One medium, one tiny. 

And Lovino is like ‘The fuck??? Our coffee is so good??? How can you be this hot and have such random shitty taste in drinks??’ (Little did he know)

One Friday, Tonio doesn’t show. Instead there’s a blonde, extremely flirtatious guy that orders the same randomly specific drink order. And Lovi is sad disappointed bc he assumes they must be a couple. 

(Francis later teases Tonio mercilessly about the cute barista and Tonio is a flustered mess bc he’s got a crush the size of texas)

Tonio comes back and Lovi resigns himself to admiring from afar. 

But then. One day Tonio lingers a full twenty minutes longer than normal. Lovi is keeping an eye on what’s up. In dashes Gil, attempting to fix the buttons of his waiter’s uniform one handed, and holding a tiny little Ludwig under the other arm. 

Gil swipes the medium frap and kisses the smol one of the head, then runs off to his shift. 

Toni is intently listening to the story the little boy is telling him about his day, handing over the tiny little frap and taking his hand. 

Lovino didn’t fucking melt, what are you talking about?

So when this scene repeats, and some asshole decides to set in on Antonio for giving Luddy frappucinos, Lovi jumps down the asshole’s throat. 

Immediately, no questions asked. (Luckily, his boss approved)

And Lovino finally asked for Antonio’s number. Tonio forked it over and then went home in a happy little daze. Lud didn’t care bc Lovi gave him a cookie. 

(Gil, Tonio and Francis all live together, and pool their resources to take care of baby Lud, of whom Gil has custody)

The 2p! Hetalians as songs on my phone!

Allen: Comin’ In Hot, Hollywood Undead
James: Monster, Skillet
Oliver: Tag, you’re it, Melanie Martinez
Francois: Castle, Halsey
Sergei: Russian Roulette, Rihanna
Zao: Emporer’s new clothes, Panic! At the disco
Luciano: Control, Halsey
Lutz: Na Na Na, My chemical romance
Kuro: Heathens, twenty one pilots
Flavio: F×ck you, Lily Allen
Gilen: I’m Alive!, Becca
Roland: Let’s kill tonight, Panic! At the disco
Eliza: Girls, Marina and the diamonds
Santiago: Temporary Bliss, The cab

Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

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