France nt: *better lighting than nyfw, 12 hr footage for every breath the players take, so hd you can see the pores on giroud’s face*

Italy nt: *couple of training pics, nb nb*

Spain nt: *pics taken from a phone but you can still distinguish the players*

Germany nt: *insta story darker than my asshole, glare bigger than my forehead, 2 players total the others presumed dead by a killer clown, big ass white text obscuring half the pic*


15 years ago, a 13-year-old Finnish girl fell in love. She fell in love with an athlete, but more importantly, she fell in love with a sport. That athlete was Francesco Totti. That sport was – of course – football.

Thank you Francesco for showing me the light. You will forever remain in my heart as my first great footballing love, and I wish you all the happiness and success in whatever path you choose to take.

  • Buffon: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Sami: Yes.
  • Buffon: I was hula-hooping. Iker and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Sami: Oh my god.
  • Buffon: I’ve mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • Sami: Why are you telling me all this?
  • Buffon: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Sami: You sick, sick son of a bitch.