italy-hetalia

  • Romano: Look, I’m sorry that I called you codependent, okay? I think you have a great relationship, and it’s perfectly natural for two grown men to need each other this badly.
  • Italy: So you finally understand my friendship with Germany?
  • Romano: No. Not even a little bit. Infants aren't even this dependent on their mother when they breastfeed!
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Happy Birthday! (March 17th)

  • Feliciano Vargas/North Italy (Hetalia) 
  • Lovino Vargas/South Italy (Hetalia)
  • Charatchi (Tamagotchi)
  • Sally (Black Clover)
  • Zell Dincht (Final Fantasy VIII)
  • Kenya Oshitari (Prince of Tennis)
  • Rojuro Otoribashi (Bleach)
Pasta Emoji Ratings

A classic, nice simple sauce, would eat this no problem. Probably tastes pure and the kids would love it. 7/10

Fun, simple, but dangerously close to Mac n Cheese with that level of orange saturation. They would probably steal your labeled food from the fridge, simply shameful. Not sure what the purple spots are either, not sure if i’d eat this one. 5/10


Shameful, it appears to be a few noodles left on a plate, what a waste. Would not eat someone’s leftovers. 0/10

Elegant, simple, modern. Reminiscent of a pizza, which is a fresh new way to approach the subject. The stray noodle is a little worrying, but for the most part they’re a hardworking, well put together pasta. Would hang this up in my modern art gallery. 8/10

Not sure how to feel about this one. While the sauce is one of the best renditions I’ve seen, beautiful detail, the rest of the dish is lacking. The leaves look dangerous, like those delinquents that try to roll with the pure kids, but we’re onto them. I love the symmetry of the three noodles rising from the sauce, would eat them for sure. Not so sure about the rest. 6/10

Fake. This obviously canned pasta is trying to play itself off as genuine, unforgivable. While the taste is probably fine, a pasta you’d let your daughter hang out with, it doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s a filthy liar. would not eat for fear of my health. 2/10 

A very small noodle, good with young children, tries their best at all times. It has the perfect portion of sauce for such a tiny thing, and it deserves all it can get. I would eat this, but gently, as not to intimidate it. 9/10

Magnificent! Tasty! A real winner of a dish! The attention to detail and shading simply astonishes me. This dish is to die for, and the kind you’d bring home to your mother. Simply lovely, would definitely eat. 10/10

This is just abhorrent, not tasty at all. The choice of thick white noodles surrounded by a yellow liquid, while an interesting take, is incredibly inaccurate and tasteless. Would not eat, especially with that trident thing. 1/10

flavourless, an absolute bore of a dish. White I appreciate the detail of the cell shaded noodles, they lack charisma and courage. Would be a true pure friend, someone you can rely on, but very easily manipulated and a momma’s boy. Need’s more saturation if it want’s to roll with the big boys. 4/10. 

I feel like this is a failed attempt at what HTC excelled at. The abstract look they’re going for just doesn’t execute well at all. And that black border feel’s very threatening and hostile, as if I’m not allowed to eat it. The kind of pasta who has problems with it’s masculinity. Probably wouldn’t eat. 3/10

Why the fuck is there chocolate syrup on my pasta. 0/10

Jokes
  • Italy: Germany wanna here a joke?
  • Germany: not no-
  • Italy: What do you call a fake noodle? 
  • Germany: Italy I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: An impasta~~
  • Germany: jesus chirst...
  • Italy: c'mon it wasn't the wurst joke!
  • Germany: Italy I swea-
  • Italy: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
  • Germany: oh.... I'm sor-
  • Italy: He pasta way~
  • Germany: Italy....
  • Italy: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?
  • Germany: do-
  • Italy: PASTA LA VISTA BABY!!
  • Germany: ITALYY!!!
  • Italy: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?
  • Germany: I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: Gaelic breath!
  • Germany: STOP-

and it’s done!! (after nearly a whole month omg) 

this is the third time i’ve done this: 1//2   and i’m very happy with my improvement - i’ll probably do a comparison post soon

please let me know which characters you want to see individually 

here it is on redbubble 

Ita-chan and Big brother Spain spot a handsome Frenchman approaching backstage.

“Beautiful”

“Cute”