• Germany: Okay Italy, I am kinda tired of waking up and the first thing I smell is the way too strong scent of pasta, could you please just let the nice scent of the beautiful flowers outside make their way into this house?
  • Italy:, I knew you were gay, but I didn't know you were THAT gay..

Happy Birthday! (March 17th)

  • Feliciano Vargas/North Italy (Hetalia) 
  • Lovino Vargas/South Italy (Hetalia)
  • Charatchi (Tamagotchi)
  • Sally (Black Clover)
  • Zell Dincht (Final Fantasy VIII)
  • Kenya Oshitari (Prince of Tennis)
  • Rojuro Otoribashi (Bleach)
  • Italy: Germany wanna here a joke?
  • Germany: not no-
  • Italy: What do you call a fake noodle? 
  • Germany: Italy I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: An impasta~~
  • Germany: jesus chirst...
  • Italy: c'mon it wasn't the wurst joke!
  • Germany: Italy I swea-
  • Italy: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
  • Germany: oh.... I'm sor-
  • Italy: He pasta way~
  • Germany: Italy....
  • Italy: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?
  • Germany: do-
  • Germany: ITALYY!!!
  • Italy: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?
  • Germany: I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: Gaelic breath!
  • Germany: STOP-