italy-hetalia

A lot of people seem to think that APH Seborga is the oldest of the three Italies, but although Seborga was originally established in the year 954,

Himaruya’s representative character is officially titled “The Principality Of Seborga”, the micronation, which wasn’t founded until 1963.

So in truth, APH Seborga is incredibly young, and is officially the baby of all three Italies.

Gay
  • Germany: Okay Italy, I am kinda tired of waking up and the first thing I smell is the way too strong scent of pasta, could you please just let the nice scent of the beautiful flowers outside make their way into this house?
  • Italy: ...wow, I knew you were gay, but I didn't know you were THAT gay..
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Happy Birthday! (March 17th)

  • Feliciano Vargas/North Italy (Hetalia) 
  • Lovino Vargas/South Italy (Hetalia)
  • Charatchi (Tamagotchi)
  • Sally (Black Clover)
  • Zell Dincht (Final Fantasy VIII)
  • Kenya Oshitari (Prince of Tennis)
  • Rojuro Otoribashi (Bleach)
Jokes
  • Italy: Germany wanna here a joke?
  • Germany: not no-
  • Italy: What do you call a fake noodle? 
  • Germany: Italy I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: An impasta~~
  • Germany: jesus chirst...
  • Italy: c'mon it wasn't the wurst joke!
  • Germany: Italy I swea-
  • Italy: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
  • Germany: oh.... I'm sor-
  • Italy: He pasta way~
  • Germany: Italy....
  • Italy: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?
  • Germany: do-
  • Italy: PASTA LA VISTA BABY!!
  • Germany: ITALYY!!!
  • Italy: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?
  • Germany: I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: Gaelic breath!
  • Germany: STOP-

It wasn’t just a pillow fight, it was a pillow war!!

We have extra pillows for the guest in our house. 

実録漫画

枕投げじゃない、枕戦争や!(楽しかったです)

  • England: we need to do something about this! If not, who knows how long this Second World War will last!
  • America: but dude, no one can cross 'no-man's land'! It's impossible!
  • France: actually, there might be a way...
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  • Germany: are we still in a stalemate?
  • Italy: veh, it looks like it~ I don't think the allies will cross anytime soon-
  • Canada: hi
  • Italy and Germany: *screams*