italy-hetalia

Look, anonymous, the current uniforms are a vast improvement upon the original designs! My people so ruthlessly gutted the original designs (compared them to erasers, even!) that my Olympic Committee brought on a new designer to make….the ones we will be wearing. The, uh, one I am wearing now. Please, my friend, I am an old woman–have mercy on me. 

Though….I did receive such scathing comments about this uniform too…

((read about the Iranian uniform fiasco here LOL))

The 2ps and things my friends and I have said

Random person: What’s your favorite mountain?                                               2p America: Rushmore…wait-

2p England: EMMA, PLEASE DON’T EMBARRASS ME THIS WAY! THAT’S ILLEGAL!

2p America : HEY, I’M WALKING HERE!                                                                2p Canada: Allen, you’re sitting down-

2p France: It’s not my fault you dragged me here.

2p Russia: I thought you were joking when you said we were doing this.

2p China: If we sing Marukaite Chikyuu loud enough, they’ll know we’re weebs.

2p Germany: He said, “He’d rather eat crap than go out with me”

2p Italy: We’ve been talking for five minutes and I already want to slap you.

2p Romano: Shh, honey. Now’s not the time for puns.

2p Japan: *Looking at China* Dinosaurs can’t see if you stand still.

2p Austria: *with everyone trying to sleep in a really dark room* You know, you can’t see demons in the dark *evil laughter*

2p Prussia: Is that a Cabbage Tree? No, not tree. What is it called?

Random person: The worst thing is you can’t “ … ”  in real life.                        2p Spain: Its called “silence”


I have said 2p France, Italy, Japan, Austria, and Prussia

Type of art they do

Jason J, Jones/ 2p America: Graffiti and you know those one graffiti that are on bridges that is him

James Williams/ 2p Canada: only knows how to draws plants and animals if he tries to draw a person it will be a stick figure 

Louis Boneyfoy/ 2p France: all types but he loves water colors, and drawing women, since nudity isn’t always sexual it just the human form can be beautiful as he puts it

Oliver Kirkland/ 2p England: he don’t draw he spend time on bake, so cake decoration can count i think

Sergei Braninsky/ 2p Russia: buildings, cars, inventions anything mechanical he can draw easily 

Yang Wang / 2p china: Manga styled artist and cats….that is it 

Siegfried Beilschmidt./ 2p Germany: pin ups of women and that is it…pervert 

Luciano Vargas/ 2p Italy: not a good artist like at all 

Flavio Vargas/ 2p Romano: likes to draw clothes 

Klaus Beilschmidt./ 2p Prussia: he is really good at drawing architecture other then that it is plllbbbtttt

Kuro Honda/ 2p Japan: tattoos and hentai…yep

Ryszard Edelstein/ 2p Austria: 10/10 can draw just about anything

Santiago Fernández Carriedo/ 2p Spain: not a artist 

Anastasia Braninsky/ 2p Belarus: only knows how to draw cute animals 

Maryska Braninsky/2p Ukraine: she don’t have time to draw all she has time for is to dance!

Okay, so a while ago I was on a trip to New York and we were wandering around Little Italy. No big deal, just taking pictures and stuff, right?

So then I see this statue. It just looks like a normal statue from far away, right?

But then I looked at the picture closer and noticed some weird little thing coming off of its head. So I zoomed in and I just

fucking

Aph Italy??? Is a statue??? In New York???