italy-hetalia

anonymous asked:

2p italy scenerio where hs secretary finds the nude picture of them that luciano took without her knowing.

S/O was beyond shocked. Why would he have a picture of her like that? She was practically shaking. Luciano walked in to find her standing in front of his desk. “What’s the matter” he asked and walked closer. “What’s the matter? The matter is that you have nudes of me without my permission! Care to explain?” S/O yelled. Luciano froze for a moment. How did they find it? What would he say? He could see how red their face was and how teary they were getting. “Well?” She choked and started to rip the photo with her tight grip. “I found that in someone else’s office and confiscated it. I didn’t think you’d want to know and I was going to throw it away once I came back” he said with a very embarrassed look in his face. “But uh…you can go confront them” he said and gave her their room number. S/O sighed and ripped it up.  “Next time tell me!” She huffed and stormed out to go have a talk with the person who worked in room 358. Luciano closed his door and sighed. He took another quick peek at his phone. Good thing he took a picture before she came in.

Gay
  • Germany: Okay Italy, I am kinda tired of waking up and the first thing I smell is the way too strong scent of pasta, could you please just let the nice scent of the beautiful flowers outside make their way into this house?
  • Italy: ...wow, I knew you were gay, but I didn't know you were THAT gay..
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Happy Birthday! (March 17th)

  • Feliciano Vargas/North Italy (Hetalia) 
  • Lovino Vargas/South Italy (Hetalia)
  • Charatchi (Tamagotchi)
  • Sally (Black Clover)
  • Zell Dincht (Final Fantasy VIII)
  • Kenya Oshitari (Prince of Tennis)
  • Rojuro Otoribashi (Bleach)

anonymous asked:

Surprise! There is nobody else, s/o is a single mother. But that asshole is out there somewhere. Could you do another quick scenario with him hunting the deadbeat dad?

Luciano loved how he had everyone’s personal information, especially S/O’s. After weeks of searching he finally found out where their “partner” was. In some crappy motel in the red light district of the city. How that deadbeat ever managed to win their precious heart was beyond him. But that simple fact wasn’t important at the moment. What was important was that he was about to snag the jerk and kill him. The fool easily accepted his one night service offer and now he was meeting. What the dirtbag had been expected was a beautiful young woman, but one he had arrived to the location all he was greeted with was a man with a gun pointed at him. The job was done, and now he could work to having S/O to himself. It could have been worse for the dead father. After all, Luciano was always capable of taking a much more gruesome approach. But then again, he needed as much time with S/O, and that idiot made the mistake of wasting his previous time.

Jokes
  • Italy: Germany wanna here a joke?
  • Germany: not no-
  • Italy: What do you call a fake noodle? 
  • Germany: Italy I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: An impasta~~
  • Germany: jesus chirst...
  • Italy: c'mon it wasn't the wurst joke!
  • Germany: Italy I swea-
  • Italy: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
  • Germany: oh.... I'm sor-
  • Italy: He pasta way~
  • Germany: Italy....
  • Italy: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?
  • Germany: do-
  • Italy: PASTA LA VISTA BABY!!
  • Germany: ITALYY!!!
  • Italy: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?
  • Germany: I don't have time for thi-
  • Italy: Gaelic breath!
  • Germany: STOP-

ceylon-morphe286  asked:

part 2 of intern s/o brings her child to work day? how does luciano kill the spouse? what happens to the baby? angst?

I’m just gonna answer the questions because idk if I should write a scenario or headcanons cause nothing was really specified

How does Luciano kill the spouse? Well that could be in a number of ways. It all depends on how the spouse is. The more horrible they treat s/o the more gruesome the death. But if the spouse genuinely wasn’t horrible he’s probably push them down the stairs while nobody was watching or kidnap them and starve them.

What happens to the baby?

I don’t think Luciano would be willing to kill an infant unless it got in the way. Like if S/O kept using the baby as an excuse to not be his (Ex: I don’t know…the baby might be a burden to you) then he might be pushed to kill the baby. But it’s most likely that he’d get the baby to like him so that way he has a better chance of winning over S/O

Angst? I’ll give it my best shot

-Luciano would hate to S/O cry over their dead spouse but if it goes on for too long he’s going to keep away for a bit, mostly because it reminds him of how there is no one to cry or mourn over him and how he’s never had anyone for himself

It wasn’t just a pillow fight, it was a pillow war!!

We have extra pillows for the guest in our house. 

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枕投げじゃない、枕戦争や!(楽しかったです)