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anonymous asked:

In which situation would each 2p feel shy or awkward? (Btw ur blog is hella rad!)

((thanks boo (n˘v˘•)¬ ))


How to make a 2P feel awkward

2P!America: don’t laugh at his jokes //he doesn’t like being ignored

2P!China: attempt small talk with him //he hates the feeling of unfamiliarity

2P!England: say someone’s cooking is better than his //he won’t know whether to agree or go in a corner to cry

2P!France: ask him if the girl he’s with is his girlfriend //it’s most definitely not even if she spent the night at his place last night

2P!Russia: hug him/ poke him/ touch him in any way //he doesn’t like uninvited contact

2P!Italy: ask him about his brother //“What brother? I-I don’t have a brother…!”

2P!Germany: leave him hanging for a high-five //he’s usually cool with anything but that shit’s just mortifyingly awkward

2P!Japan: mess or joke around with him when he’s trying to look composed //he’ll awkwardly shoo you away while still trying to appear calm and collected

2P!Canada: put him on the spot //he doesn’t like too much attention on him unless he initiates it

2P!Romano: bring up one of his white lies or exaggerated truths in front of someone who knows the actual truth //he wants everyone to believe what he says

2P!Austria: not know or understand anything that he’s talking about //he has eccentric interests and doesn’t like rambling about them to a puzzled face

2P!Prussia: compliment him //he can’t take a compliment and gets flustered easily

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anonymous asked:

Get to be a women and Have period for the day or so (sorry if is wired but I would love to read how they handle it o and love you blog so much lots of hugs)

Allen D, Jones/ 2p America: “BLOODY ,FUCKING SHIT I’M BLEEDING OUT THREW MY PANTS THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT

James Williams/ 2p Canada: ewwwwwwwwwww I don’t like pads or being woman

Louis Boneyfoy/ 2p France: this is…not so bad *get cramp* lies on floor in pain

Oliver Kirkland/ 2p England: stay in bed with a heated blanked “how many days dose this last again”

Sergei Braninsky/ 2p Russia: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!

Yang Wang / 2p china: groans of pain as he kneeling over in pain

Siegfried Beilschmidt./ 2p Germany: LOUD SCREAMS “I’M DYING  SOMEONE CALL 911”

Luciano Vargas/ 2p Italy: WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY! YEAH I’M ON MY PERIOD YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT ONE WHO IS BLEEDING YOU FUCK BOY!

Flavio Vargas/ 2p Romano: is crying and eating chocolate

Klaus Beilschmidt./ 2p Prussia: Please remove this organ from me

Kuro Honda/ 2p Japan: yang stop trying to grab my boobs they hurt and I will cut you!

Ryszard Edelstein/ 2p Austria: there are other ways to get blood then this

Santiago Fernández Carriedo/ 2p spain:is the grumpiest person who looks like they will kill you if you look at them the wrong way 

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anonymous asked:

Yandere 2p axis headconans ?

2p!Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt-

1. Yandere type: Possessive, but also very confident that you’ll be his.

2. How prone they are to stalking: Always, it’s constant. At work? Yes. Sleeping? Okay…maybe just a few hours…you just look so peaceful…

3. How prone they are to kidnapping: Only if you say no. Only if there’s a chance you’ll get away from him. Only if there’s a chance he’ll lose you.

4. Sexual desires compared to emotional connections: Incredibly high sex drive!! Be warned!! His emotional connections are also pretty damn strong too. He basically tries to satisfy you in any and every way possible.

5. How long they wait/can go before they confess their love: He’s a very bold man who doesn’t control his compulsions. He’ll likely blurt this to you at any given moment.  

6. The basic levels of trust they have for their s/o: He wants so badly to trust you, so he’ll give you all the trust he can until you break it. (Like running away)

7. How violent they are on a normal basis: It varies. Towards others he’d be more defensive and tends to be a pretty chill guy. So no worries there.

8. How much freedom they allow their s/o: Not much. Mostly because he just tends to be a clingy guy. And once you break his trust it’s because he’s scared you’ll get away from him.

9. What the sex is like: Oh god…I hope you don’t like having the use of your legs. Enough said.

2p!Italy/Luciano Vargas-

1. Yandere type: Obsessive, possessive, and cocky as hell. He gets what he wants, and oh honey… he wants you.  

2. How prone they are to stalking: He tends to send his underlings to spy on you, not because he doesn’t want to, but because he has things to take care of. But if he’s missing you especially hard, he’ll show up to watch you for a few hours.

3. How prone they are to kidnapping: Extremely prone. It won’t take much more than him simply being a little too bored for him to come along and scoop you up. You’re his after all…

4. Sexual desires compared to emotional connections: He has a very high sex drive, so, prepare for that. His emotional connections seem few and far between, but he has a tendency to spoil you with gifts. 

5. How long they wait/can go before they confess their love: It would take little more than a week for him to confront you and take you away. He know you’re h is, and you aren’t allowed the opportunity to be someone else’s.

6. The basic levels of trust they have for their s/o: None. But he doesn’t really need it when he can keep an eye on you 24/7.

7. How violent they are on a normal basis: He’s a fairly violent guy, period. But when it comes to you he tries to have a little more patience. Tries

8. How much freedom they allow their s/o: Again, none. You’re in his home, his domain, sure it’s yours as well but…you’re his as well.

9. What the sex is like: Normally the session are quick and sweaty, with plenty of Italian curse words coming from his mouth. On special occasions he might take his time with you, to make you squirm and writhe under him.

2p!Japan/Kuro Honda-

1. Yandere type: Subtle, calm, maybe even a little cold.

2. How prone they are to stalking: Very, he stalks you every free moment he has. He also draws whatever you’re doing, because he wants to remember certain things you’ve done.

3. How prone they are to kidnapping: He’ll push this off as long as he can because he does enjoy watching you live your natural carefree life. But it would take something like him catching you on a date, or maybe just in trouble for him to call it quits and just take you somewhere you’re his, and safe.

4. Sexual desires compared to emotional connections: His sex drive is moderate to extreme depending on his moods. While he doesn’t show any emotion he makes efforts to be a little less cold than he would be to anyone else.

5. How long they wait/can go before they confess their love: He could go several weeks, maybe even a few months. He’s very patient and loves watching your life unfold. So really he has time to plan, and plot your inevitable lives together.

6. The basic levels of trust they have for their s/o: Plenty. He thinks you’re  responsible and once he explains to you how things work…he’s sure you’ll be good and follow all the rules.

7. How violent they are on a normal basis: While he can be a little more on the ‘paint it red’ side, it’s never towards you. Even when you break a rule or two…he’ll never turn to violence on his little angel.

8.How much freedom they allow their s/o: Enough. If you follow said rules he’s willing to grant you a little slack.

9. What the sex is like: Slow and a little painful at times. Not because he directly harms you, but because he drags out the pleasure as long as possible. Each and every god damn time.