italy headcanon

italy-is-mine  asked:

You know what I just realized and it wasn't until you made that comic about UF Papyrus's eye that every time you have a picture or a comic of the fell brothers Sans is always standing to the left of him. Because Sans no that's his blind spot and he wants to protect him my mind was blown when I found this out. I love when people do that secret stuff 10 out of 10 please continue to draw again. XD

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DANK SHIT YA RIGHT I DON’T EVEN KNOW

……But I doubt he is really doing this for protecting him though.

2p’s react to s/o bursting into a room and asks to feel their freshly shaved legs

2p america: HOLY FU- , damn soft as a baby bottom.

2p canada: no I DoNNT WANT TO FEEL YOUR DAMn le- this feels nice.

2p england: Splendid! How did you get them so soft poppet?

2p france: *looks bored* nice. *silently to himself* mon dieu.

2p china: Kittin, any place else I have to feel hmm? ;)

2p russia: Yes very nice, now shoo, i need to work.

2p italy: CHE CAZZO RAGAZZA WHY THE HELL YOU BURS- mio dio *keeps petting your leg without saying anything*

2p germany: SCHEISSE- ohh. Might wanna wrap those legs around me so we both can enjoy them?

2p japan: *monotone voice* nice.

2p prussia: s-soft as a baby bird.

2p lovino: What cream did you use darling? The new one I bought you?

2ps as Brandon Rodger Quotes

2pAmerica:“Boy, pull up your god-damn pants! The spookiest thing in this store is that a dick that small is in my gene pool!”

2pCanada:“These damn flowers? You can stick these flowers you know where, asshole!” *faceplants into flower bed*

2pEngland:“What’d I tell you about the candyyy? This sweetie gon’ give you diabeetie! No!”

2pFrance:*Looking at Disney Princess mirror* “Have you seen this app? It shows you what you’re gonna look like when you get old and fucked-up.”

2pRussia:“Fuck off, Janet! I’m not going to your fucking baby shower!”

2pChina:“Yeah, I do a lot of drugs!”/ “The hell am I supposed to do with this? I can’t shove this up my ass!”

2pItaly: “Try me bitch”

2pRomano:“You have no idea how hard it is to say ‘stop’ with a dick in your mouth.”

2pGermany:“Chase me!” *runs into a pile of boxes and collapses* “It’s not funny anymore!”

2pPrussia:“See how I was ready for that?!”

2pJapan:“Oh, what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?”

Hetalia Dodgeball
  • Italy: hides behind Germany, manages to stay in the game a while by just running away
  • Germany: one of the last men standing, takes it way too seriously and kind of scares everyone else because he throws really hard
  • Japan: stays in the game for a long time because he's good at catching balls, but he's not as good at throwing them so he doesn't help his team much
  • America: accidentally knocks someone out because he doesn't know his own strength, leaves to go help the person who got k.o'd
  • England: brags about how well he's going to do then gets hit in the face almost immediately and trudges off, cursing and muttering about how he wasn't ready and this game is stupid
  • France: decent at dodging but can't catch or throw much, stays in the game on a similar strategy to Italy but without a Germany to hide behind
  • Russia: made the case that if he hit the ball with his face hard enough that it bounced back to the other side and hit someone else, it should count as catching it--got out because the rest of the world didn't see it that way
  • China: gets out after catching a few and making a couple of good throws because he's slow to get out of the way of balls he can't catch
  • Canada: is the person America knocked out
  • Prussia: as overly invested as his brother, but louder about it, gets out when he takes a little too much time to brag about that awesome throw he just made
  • Austria: pretends to be hurt so he doesn't have to play
  • Spain: having a really good time, not the first or the last to get out and makes one really good throw, cheers on his team loudly once he's out
  • Romano: didn't want to play in the first place, got dragged there and actually really enjoyed himself for about 1 minute before getting out, at which point he goes back to grumbling and cussing about how stupid this game is and how he didn't want to be here
  • Hungary: as good at this game as Germany, better at still having fun and remembering that it's a game not a damn war

@mashirondividing​ said:  Hey I was just wondering, my birthday just passed (8th of dec) and I had meant to follow you, but this might be a big ask or anything, it’s okay if you can’t really!! could you maybe draw a birthday Kuroo for me it’s really okay if not

Ayyyyyy I’m always happy to draw Kuroo, so why not! I hope you had a great birthday! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

thefandomtrashqueen  asked:

What's the 2ps reaction to their 1ps trash talking them?

2P!America: soMEONE WANTS TO GET STAR SPANGLE SMACKED,,,

2P!China: oh how cute!! yao are you trying to be mean??? you know you love me!!

2P!England: [sniffs] Artie you are always so cruel to me *5 seconds later* oh by the way i sewed us matching sweaters because i love you

2P!France: [has already built a mental wall to tune out his counterpart’s constant whining]

2P!Russia: ivan i thought i raised you better than this

2P!Italy: w h a t did that little wimp say about me……….. [cue the Bloodythirsty Raging Rant of Ungodly Wrath of Death™]

2P!Germany: awwwwh he says that but he don’t mean it! he’s actually a real sweetie i shit you not

2P!Japan: so is that how he really feels? [plays it off coolly but is a wreck of frustration on the inside]

2P!Canada: hey man ready to get fuckin decked

2P!Romano: he’s just ~jealous~

2P!Austria: as always, u fail to match this level of grace and sophistication

2P!Prussia: [locks self in room and cries for an hour]

2ps as shit I've done at school
  • 2p!America (Allen Jones): told the French teacher to fuck off because she's been rude before storming out of the class (he dropped the class and joined another class which he wasn't there for the beginning of the year to learn about safety so he got 100s for doing no work because the teacher did everything for him)
  • 2p!Canada (James Williams): said the most sarcastic and low-key rude comments loud af but never got in trouble
  • 2p!France (François Bonnefoy): joked about suicide and dying so much the school did a suicide check on him
  • 2p!England (Oliver Kirkland): got out of school early for no other reason than to go home and bake
  • 2p!China (Zao Wang): asked his best friend to bring him weed (they ended up hanging out and smoking instead)
  • 2p!Russia (Viktor Braginsky): got a 105/100 on an assignment
  • 2p!Italy Veneziano (Luciano Vargas): got caught on a porn site while looking for memes
  • 2p!Italy Romano (Flavio Vargas): filed his nails during class without getting caught. Finger and toenails.
  • 2p!Germany (Lutz Beilschmidt): ran down the world language hall screaming "choke me daddy" in various languages
  • 2p!Prussia (Gilen Beilschmidt): always watched over the school hamsters whenever there was a break
  • 2p!Japan (Kuro Honda): used his phone for the whole class and got every question right
  • 2p!Austria (Roland Edelstein): brought in a book about witchcraft and showed it to his extremely Christian teacher
Hetalia characters' college majors
  • Italy: fine arts
  • Germany: mechanical engineering
  • Japan: industrial and product design
  • America: astronomy
  • England: English literature
  • France: culinary arts
  • Russia: nuclear engineering
  • China: alternative medicine
  • Canada: nursing
  • Prussia: military science
  • Austria: music theory and composition
  • Romano: art history
  • Spain: horticulture
  • Hungary: developmental and child psychology
  • Switzerland: military technologies
  • Sweden: interior design
  • Finland: medical assisting
  • Iceland: geology and earth science
  • Norway: communication and media studies
  • Denmark: marine biology
Axis+Allies as animated text (aka: I should post something to show I’m not dead)

America/Alfred F. Jones

England/Arthur Kirkland

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China/Yao Wang

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Russia/Ivan Braginski

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France/Francis Bonnefoy

Canada: Matthew Williams

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Germany/ Ludwig Beilshmdit

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Italy: Feliciano Vargas

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Japan/Honda Kiku

Romano/Lovino Vargas

Prussia/Gilbert Beilshmdit

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anonymous asked:

How would the 2ps react to a S/O who likes to make sweets and toast in the middle of the night ( like they catch the S/O doing that how would they react?) sorry for bad English My language is a family house used one! Love your blog!!!!

Isn’t aware of it bcs sleeps like a fucking log:
2P GERMANY, 2p china, 2p canada, 2p lovino

Is aware and gets irritated/worried by your little habit:
2P JAPAN, 2p russia

Is aware but doesn’t give a flying fuck. Hell, even helps you making that toast:
2P AMERICA, 2p france, 2p england

anonymous asked:

Headcanons for the axis as parents please?

These headcanons cover all ages (infant/child/teenager), but I don’t have them divided into different age groups, so everything is jumbled ;-; Sorry about that. 

Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt

  • All his kids friends wanna succ him.
  • Going out? Time for a 40 page questionnaire about where/when/who/their parents are/etc.
  • Lowkey PTA Dad.
  • Definitely wants his child to at least try a sport.
  • Won’t give them “the talk” until they’re like 27.
  • I feel like he’d take extra care packing his kids lunches?? Like it doesn’t seem like it but I feel like he’d write shitty puns on a sticky note and put it in their lunch box. 
  • Homemade cakes on every birthday.
  • Not the most emotionally supportive, but he really tries to make his kids laugh, and he’s desperate for them to have a happy childhood.

North Italy/Feliciano Vargas

  • Wants to be their best friend. 
  • The kind of parent that doesn’t dread his kids dating, but rather encourages it. 
  • There’s a 99% chance that he’s gonna pull some weird shit like a diaper out of his brief case during a meeting. 
  • Wants his child to have good grades and do well, but is more worried about how happy they are. 
  • Makes shitty dad memes and sends them to his kids while they’re at school. 
  • Very emotionally supportive and good at cheering his kids up!!!
  • Lots of early mornings where his kids just crawl into bed with him and cuddle. 
  • Embarrasses them in front of their friends.

Japan/Kiku Honda

  • Very encouraging, but he has pretty high standards and expects his kids to meet them. 
  • Surprisingly can be a pushover when it comes to getting things for his kids (like if they want a certain toy like 99% of the time he can’t say no).
  • Keeps lifestyle pretty structured with regular times for bed, meals, etc. 
  • Little bit of a germaphobe and 24/7 makes his kids wash their hands because ew kids are nasty. 
  • He can be pretty awkward when it comes to trying to emotionally support his kids, but he tries his best. 
  • He does a lot of cool arts and crafts with his kids.

-Admin K 

I have the silliest headcanon ever because in swedish ‘fika’ means 'coffee break’ but in italian fika means 'pussy/vagina’ so whenever Sweden ask his fellows nordic to 'have a fika’ the Vargas brothers just look at each other gasping and murmuring “wasn’t he gay?!”
language differences are amazing

allies + axis hogwarts houses
  • GRYFFINDOR: America (Alfred F. Jones), Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo), China (Yao Wang)
  • HUFFLEPUFF: France (Francis Bonnefoy, tragically), N. Italy (Feliciano Vargas), S. Italy (Lovino Vargas)
  • RAVENCLAW: Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt), Canada (Matthew Williams), Japan (Kiku Honda)
  • SLYTHERIN: England (Arthur Kirkland, he's a Slytherin in canon), Russia (Ivan Braginsky), Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

anonymous asked:

Imagine the Axis raising a child together. Not them in a relationship with each other, just raising a child together as a group.

Originally posted by ba1n3s

OHMY GOD FR YOU CAN NOT COMPREHEND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR OT3 AXIS TRIO HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • this child would be so loved im gonna fukin scream
  • and so protected????????? not a single hair will be touched by anyone if those three have any say
  • it’s dysfunctional as all hell but they all love each other so who cares.
  • that kid is gonna be spoiled as fuck because none of them are gonna be able to say no to their kid.
  • you’ve heard of mom friend germany, now get ready for Actual Mother Ludwig™
  • feli makes their lunch everyday before school
  • japan helps them study and practice what ever they need to
  • germany is sorta awkward around the kid but so as much look at his kiddo wrong and he’ll uppercut you into next Tuesday.
  • the three of them work so hard to provide the best for their kid because they want the best for them.
  • they assure their kiddo that they are perfect the way they are and fights anyone who says the three of them can’t successfully raise a child because no where does it say that a three best friends can’t do a damn good job at parenting too

anonymous asked:

How would the chibis (Italy romano HRE prussia russia America and Canada) deal with having their first crush?

How Chibi-talia handles having their first crush

Italy

This sweet baby would do anything and everything to gain the attention of his crush. He would offer to eat pasta with them and might even draw a portrait of said crush as a gift. He could also be very shy around his crush and might avoid them sometimes, but once he comes to terms with having a crush he becomes very confident and friendly. He doesn’t care if their crush doesn’t return their feelings, as long as they can remain close friends that is enough for him.

Romano

The classic “If a boy if mean to you, he likes you”. Romano has troubles processing and understanding his feelings as it is, having a crush now makes it worse. He would tease his crush at first, but then once he sees how hurtful his behavior is, he would have a change of heart. As an apology, he might offer to make them pasta or eat tomatoes with him while blushing. However, once his crush returns his feelings he becomes more romantic and friendly.

Holy Roman Empire

Similar to Romano, he can be sometimes mean to his crush because he doesn’t know how to process his emotions well. He might follow his crush around, just to observe them and study their habits so he can know more about them. He really tries to give them things he thinks they might like, such as picking a couple flowers or ‘attempting’ to draw a nice picture for them. In the end, HRE is just a complete blushing mess around his crush no matter what.

Prussia

He is too awesome to become flustered over a crush! Everyone likes him anyways, right? So he will just assume they already like him. However, once informed his crush doesn’t feel that way yet he will try his best to win their heart the traditional way. He, in fact, loves someone who is different and can challenge him. However, he might have trouble trying to woo his crush and might seek counsel from France.

Russia

HE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART. All Russia wants is someone to love him and give him attention. If someone catches his eye, they must be special. Since he is chibi, he is still somewhat innocent and kindhearted, so he wouldn’t demand them to “become one”. He will simply pick them sunflowers and give them to his crush as a gift, and might even offer his jacket on a particularly cold day.

America

America could announce that his crush is now his heroine, because he is the hero of course! Every hero needs a sidekick, and that is what they will be. He will always be there for his crush. If they fall and scrape their knee, he will be there to make it better with a bandaid and flower in hand. He will be very shy and flustered at first, but he eventually becomes more confident around them.

Canada

If someone noticed the sweet child, he immediately likes them already. However, a crush is something completely different. He will always try to gain their attention to maybe play together or just simply stare at the clouds. He is very kindhearted, so he will go about this the traditional shy way. He will stutter a lot when talking to his crush! LOVE HIM

anonymous asked:

How would the 2p! Allies and axis react to their s/o being jealous of spending more time with someone else?

2p america: Don’t worry babydoll, i’m all yours; or do i have to show you? B) (Will take your feelings into account and spends more time with you)

2p canada: no need to be jealous and all, you know you’re my maple leaf, nobody can replace my maple leaf. ( will continue to see the other person, but limits the time)

2p england: Oh gosh, i didn’t know you felt that way! I’m sorry poppet, you should’ve said so, does it make you feel better i can stop seeing […] ( immediately stops seeing the other person)

2p france: hm. Lets go on a date. (Avoids conflict and spoils you)

2p china: kittin’ what ya mad about? Jealous of [..]? Really now? Does my kittin miss me too much heh. (Avoids confrontation and will turn it into an ego boost)

2p russia: It was pure on a professional level, no need for jealousy. You know how i l-like you.

2p italy: mia bella prinsecsia, how could ever anyone replace you? ( will cut cords with the other person and showers you in compliments)

2p germany: Will never figure it out unless you tell him.

2p japan: s/o, you’re overacting, i’m not stupid. Anyone knows leaving you would be just plain suicide.

Countries as people at a sleepover

America: Ate all the snacks before anyone else got to them. Probably gets dicks drawn on his face when he’s asleep.

England: Totally regrets going, calls his mom to pick him up at 1am.

France: The one who insists on playing spin the bottle, despite there being no girls at the sleepover.

Russia: Last one asleep. Nobody invited him but he still showed up?

China: Super tired and grumpy. Yells at everyone to go to bed at eight.

Canada: The one nobody really notices but has the scariest answers in truth or dare.

Italy: First asleep. Last awake. Was the only one too scared to watch the scary movie and had to leave the room.

Germany: Responsible one who was begrudgingly convinces to host the party. Keeps reminding everyone to keep it down and not wake up his parents.

Japan: Brought most of the snacks. Only there because he didn’t want to feel excluded.

Romano: Draws dicks on everyone’s faces when they’re asleep.

Prussia: Co-hosted the party but fell asleep super fast. Prank calls people.