italy headcanon

2p’s react to s/o bursting into a room and asks to feel their freshly shaved legs

2p america: HOLY FU- , damn soft as a baby bottom.

2p canada: no I DoNNT WANT TO FEEL YOUR DAMn le- this feels nice.

2p england: Splendid! How did you get them so soft poppet?

2p france: *looks bored* nice. *silently to himself* mon dieu.

2p china: Kittin, any place else I have to feel hmm? ;)

2p russia: Yes very nice, now shoo, i need to work.

2p italy: CHE CAZZO RAGAZZA WHY THE HELL YOU BURS- mio dio *keeps petting your leg without saying anything*

2p germany: SCHEISSE- ohh. Might wanna wrap those legs around me so we both can enjoy them?

2p japan: *monotone voice* nice.

2p prussia: s-soft as a baby bird.

2p lovino: What cream did you use darling? The new one I bought you?

Happy B-day Hetalia :D

Here’s a headcanon for every official character :D

African characters:

Cameroon: He enjoys going to schools around his country, he always tries to play a couple of matches against the kids. He lets them win to build their confidence in themselves.

Egypt: Someone when he’s sad he writes letters to his mother in hieroglyphics, he then puts it in the Nile hoping she’ll find it, one day.

Seychelles: Whenever she visits France’s place she does her hair in a french plait. No reason, She just likes to plait her hair when she visits.

Asian characters:

China: Whenever he gets time off, he loves to ride a bike on the xi’an wall, he loves taking in the city. Sometimes he likes to think about how it has changed.

Cyprus: Whenever he is around Greece and Turkey he considers himself the “mature” one. With all their arguing who wouldn’t?

Hong Kong: Due to his fear of the dark, whenever he’s at a friend/family’s house he’ll refuse to let them leave the room he’s sleeping in till he’s asleep, he’ll hold their hand the whole night if that means they’ll stay.

India: His favorite pastime is drawing is hennas on people’s arm, if nobody is around he’ll draw one on himself. Every single one he does is a work of art!

Japan: On trips to meeting or even on holiday he brings an emergency blanket to burrito in, he has been found on more than one occasion huddled up in his hotel room rather than outside enjoying himself.

S.korea: he knows how to K-pop dance, every time one of his many K-pop artist releases a new song with dance moves he’ll practice it till he perfects it.

Macau: Around new people he acts like a gentleman, he always offers the best of his hospitality, around his family he’s a lot more casual and tends to make jokes.

Russia: He is amazing at ballet, only his sisters and his teacher knows this though, he is way too embarrassed to tell anyone else.

Taiwan: She has lucky cats hidden around her house, when she is tired or bored she likes to flick the kitty’s arm. Sometimes she giggles at their movements.

Thailand: Bad hair days are horrible for him, the majority of his day will be dedicated to making his hair fluffy again.

Turkey: Sometimes he likes to go to the mills in his country and help the ladies there make carpets, he loves the detail that goes into them.

Vietnam: Her loves to a coracle around Ha Long Bay, especially at night. She loves to sit in the middle of the bay and stare at the stars.

European countries:

Austria: He can recite entire script of the sound of music. It’s his favorite musical because it’s from his place and actually happened!

Belarus: When she is around someone she truly hates she’ll stare at them and think of every possible way to kill them till they walk/run away. She always smirks afterwards.

Belgium: She has a habit of cooking when she’s not hungry, she’ll just start making waffles at 3am for no reason. Most of the food she makes is given to her brothers because free food = more money.

Bulgaria: He has an entire cabinet full of his cosplay outfits, he is very careful when washing and drying all of his outfits and rarely ever lets people try them on, for obvious reasons.

Czech: Her tolerance to alcohol is very high. It takes quite a few beers before she can be considered drunk.

Denmark: More than once he has decided to break into Sweden’s house and made a sofa fort, he defends it like it’s his own castle.

England: His favorite tea is Earl Grey. He is open to trying other types though, his second favorite tea is PG tips.

Estonia: He will spend an entire day blogging stuff, sometimes Latvia or Finland will have to come over to make sure he is actually eating and sleeping.

Finland: He’s a lot stronger than many people give him credit for, I mean just think about his country’s sniping history and how he was excited to fight against Lithuania and Poland!

France: On the short breaks (weekends) he likes to travel around his place to taste wine. He can name every vineyard and seller in alphabetical order.

Germany: He takes on more work than he can handle. The reason behind this is so at the end of the week he feels like he has accomplished something.

Greece: Sometimes when he is bored he’ll make mini statues of Greek gods and goddess.  He’ll just get a bit of clay and mold it into a god.

Hungary: Her favorite pastime is to bathe in her hot springs. Not these new fancy ones, the original ones that were built during the old days.

Iceland: He has an account for nearly everyone social media site, most of which he’s too scared to actually post something because he fears of being judged.

Italy: I bet you he owns a book based on the different types of pasta, he doesn’t even need it he can name every single style of pasta.

Latvia: The reason he is often hanging out with the micro-nations is because it makes him feel more grown up, he likes being the oldest in a group!

Liechtenstein: She has more than one ribbon. The one her brother gave to her is very special to her, so much so that she bought herself more ribbons so that she doesn’t ruin the one Switzerland got her.

Lithuania: He has defended Latvia more than once, a lot of times when russia was about to punish Latvia, lith took it for him.

Luxembourg: Sometimes when he is feeling mischievous he’ll which the side his hair falls on, this makes ned’s eyes twitch and Belgium mentally scream trying to figure out what’s off.

Moldova: More often than not he’ll watch horror movies way over his age (Well not his actual age but his personified age), he is often scolded by his big brother Romania because of this.

Monaco: She’s made make up tutorials before, they are all very detailed and anyone can pull it off! She has never uploaded any though, the key to her beauty must remain secret~ (even though she’s prettier without it)

Netherlands: He lets his bunny sleep in his bed. As neat as he is having his little fluffy friend to cuddle up with helps him sleep.

Norway: He knows the names and address of every coffee shop at his place, he can also name the place where the coffee was grown. It’s his wine.

Poland: He is very religious, every Sunday he goes to church. As flamboyant as he may be he’ll thank god for all he has.

Portugal: He barely ever combs his hair, not because he doesn’t want to but because he is always doing stuff. When he does get the chance to comb his hair he’ll take a good hour combing it.

Prussia: whenever he is home alone he busts out the old shirt on trousers off moves. If Germany gets home early he’ll be greeted with his awesome brother in his tighty whities.

Romania: Sometimes when he wants to troll people he’ll dye his water blood red, people call him a vampire anyways, why not freak them out a bit more?

Slovakia: He is rather lazy when it comes to personal hygiene, he’d rather just get some dry shampoo and a couple of wet wipes then take an hour in the shower.

South Italy: He often trips over his own feet, so he’ll be walking down the street minding his own business and casually fall over. He plays it off very well though!

Spain: Sometimes when he’s bored he’ll put on his dancing clothes, he doesn’t need a partner, a broom will do quite nicely~

Sweden: Is one of the best dancers ever. Think about it, most of the music that comes from his place are addictive and have dance moves that everyone knows! (Caramelldansen)

Switzerland: Has a manual on how to win monopoly every time, it doesn’t matter if the others see it, so long as he wins he doesn’t care.

Ukraine: She really enjoys being around the micro-nations, especially if they enjoy her company too. She likes to mother the little ones, she’s very motherly.

Mirco-nations:

Hutt river: The main reason he is so fancy is because of Australia, he wants to be noticed by him so he sparkles~

Kunglemungle: He loves to be left alone to practice his art, even if it’s just for a few minutes it can mean the world to him.

Molossia: The only person that truly sees his soft side is america, he is the only person that he trust not to tell anyone

Niko Niko: Although he’s human now he still acts like a micro-nation. He was born as one and he will forever be one to everyone else.

Sealand: He is scared of fires, whenever fire is mentioned he feels tears falling from his eyes. (Sealand had a pretty bad fire a while back)

Seborga: Sometimes he likes to see how many people he can flirt with in one day, he makes it a little game for himself.

TRNC: He barley ever hangs out with the other micro-nations, he’d rather just hang out with turkey and his big brother.

Wy: When she is around the other female nations she asks if they can do her hair, she likes how Ms.Belgium does her hair the most!

North America:

America: He still cuddles with a stuffed animals when he’s asleep. He really likes to cuddle things at night and if nobody is nearby his bear is his lifesaver.

Canada: He really likes hiking during his time off, he’ll often go on holidays to mountainy areas so he can go on a nice, long, hike.

Cuba: He enjoys taking naps on the beach, if he could he’d lay there all day watching the waves roll in and out whilst having a cheeky smoke.

Oceania:

Australia: Sometimes when he’s feeling upset he’ll hangout in the bush with all the animals, he feels like he can connect more with the animals than actual people.

New Zealand: He is very aggressive when playing sports, he may seem like a sweetheart when talking but as soon as he puts his uniform on it’s game O N


HOLY MOLY THAT TOOK FOREVER I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED! 

2ps as shit I've done at school
  • 2p!America (Allen Jones): told the French teacher to fuck off because she's been rude before storming out of the class (he dropped the class and joined another class which he wasn't there for the beginning of the year to learn about safety so he got 100s for doing no work because the teacher did everything for him)
  • 2p!Canada (James Williams): said the most sarcastic and low-key rude comments loud af but never got in trouble
  • 2p!France (François Bonnefoy): joked about suicide and dying so much the school did a suicide check on him
  • 2p!England (Oliver Kirkland): got out of school early for no other reason than to go home and bake
  • 2p!China (Zao Wang): asked his best friend to bring him weed (they ended up hanging out and smoking instead)
  • 2p!Russia (Viktor Braginsky): got a 105/100 on an assignment
  • 2p!Italy Veneziano (Luciano Vargas): got caught on a porn site while looking for memes
  • 2p!Italy Romano (Flavio Vargas): filed his nails during class without getting caught. Finger and toenails.
  • 2p!Germany (Lutz Beilschmidt): ran down the world language hall screaming "choke me daddy" in various languages
  • 2p!Prussia (Gilen Beilschmidt): always watched over the school hamsters whenever there was a break
  • 2p!Japan (Kuro Honda): used his phone for the whole class and got every question right
  • 2p!Austria (Roland Edelstein): brought in a book about witchcraft and showed it to his extremely Christian teacher

One of my favorite headcanons is that a country’s fluency in a language depends on their people.
•America always surprises people in being fluent in almost /anything/, since he’s a nation filled to the brim of all sorts of immigrants from all sorts of places
•Both England and France are fairly good in each other’s native tongues, but France has a tendency to slip up whenever speaking in English, and England just doesn’t like speaking French
•Belarus has learned to repress Belarusian in favor of fluent Russian, a sign of both her and her people’s devotion to big brother
•All countries, however, always remember their first language or languages; for England it’s the dialect of the ancient Celts, Italy speaks Latin often to his brother, and America and Canada never forget the tongues of their native people

2ps as High School Teachers

2p!America: History Teacher

  • Okay but first off, this dude is like Alfred with Science, He LOVES History
  • Especially U.S. History but he still loves all of history around the world
  • He’s not a big fan of the textbooks
  • Which he believes are wrong and when one thing is wrong he throws a fit
  • His class is next to James’s English Class
  • So James and his students hear Al’s rage about History books being wrong
  • Al’s class loves these fits. They find it hilarious
  • James, however, does not.

2p!Canada: English Teacher

  • His class is next to Al’s
  • He will hear Al rage about the textbooks while in the middle of teaching his class
  • Suddenly he has to stop when he hears a thump against the wall
  • He knows Allan threw the damn book
  • So now he has to leave his class and go calm Al down and remind him that Damaging property and cussing out the textbook is gonna get him fired
  • James also corrects Al Grammar
  • Which Further just angers Al who calls him a Grammar Nazi

2p!England: Foods Teacher/Home Ec

  • Sweetest Teacher ever
  • Unless you are really REALLY Bad
  • Shares what his class bakes with the other teachers plus the Principle
  • He’s known for an “Incident” that happened a few years back but all the students then have graduated since, so now only the faculty know what happened back then
  • No one likes to talk about it
  • Poor Kid should have been more careful than to anger Ollie

2p!France: French Teacher

  • Often gets personal treats from Oliver. All the students of them both ship it
  • Why the hell are you taking his class?
  • He’s more like a college professor, honestly?
  • He doesn’t care if you skip or not as long as you get the work done
  • Very laid back and lets his students listen to their music
  • Does care for his students but they should know how to be responsible

2p!China: Study Hall Teacher

  • Everyone loves him
  • Everyone knows he smokes weed
  • He’s dealt Weed to a kid before
  • Possibly dealt other drugs as well
  • Loves to let his class have small parties
  • Still makes sure they do their work though
  • Helps them if they need any help
  • Is seriously Chill and practically friends with the student body

2p!Russia: Principle

  • Wonders how his life came to this
  • Has tried to kick out Flavio so many times but he keeps coming back
  • Eventually he gave up
  • Also gave up on threatening Allan every time Allan threw a tantrum over the History Books
  • He’s really tired of this school
  • Natasha is a secretary in the office
  • Kat is the vice principle
  • Someone please give this man a break

2p!Italy: Art Teacher

  • Passionate about Art
  • He encourages his students with their art
  • Locks the door to his classroom so Flavio can’t get in
  • one student always unlocks the damn door
  • Lutz comes in during his free periods just to annoy Luciano 
  • Luciano has come so close to stabbing Lutz with a paintbrush
  • try him fucker
  • He’ll use your blood as paint

2p!Germany: Gym Teacher

  • Loves his job
  • Surprisingly Lazy when he wants to be
  • Loves his students
  • Usually has fun games planned for each day
  • Actually does have favorite students
  • Klaus picked out the gym uniforms
  • Lutz may have tried to get something more inappropriate
  • Klaus would not allow it
  • He’s a good teacher for the most part

2p!Prussia: Librarian

  • Everyone knows him yet everyone has a hard time noticing him
  • He hears a lot of gossip from kids in the library
  • Will tell Flavio cause he begs
  • Viktor actually likes him
  • Cause he does his fucking job
  • Passive aggressive little shit though like with Andres and unlocking the door
  • Also with the grammar nazi thing, he’ll sometimes walk by as James and Al argue 
  • when the brothers get to that point they freeze
  • Outside the door
  • The cold, red stare of the Prussian warns
  • ‘Say another thing and it’s your lives you should worry about not your jobs’
  • Is nice to the students
  • Won’t take shit from the teachers/Faculty (Unless they are Viktor)


2p!Japan: Math Teacher

  • Everyone sees him as a mean/Terrible teacher
  • A lot of his students think he’s still hot though
  • Like damn boii
  • Xiao randomly busts in his class cause he gets bored
  • Kuro kicks him out
  • Literally
  • He’ll even barricade the door if he must
  • Just keep Xiao out
  • Anyways, he’s actually a pretty chill teacher.
  • Just study up and take notes

2p!Romano: Literally just goes to the school to gossip with everyone even the students. He’s not even a teacher.

  • He’s mainly there for his brother and Andres
  • Viktor has tried to keep him out of the school 
  • Flavio has ways though, honey
  • He’s down for rumors and gossip
  • Usually goes to Klaus for details because Klaus knows all of it
  • He’ll keep the PDA away from the student’s eyes. Only cause he knows Viktor will seriously kick him out if he’s seen kissing Andres
  • And Andres wouldn’t stop Viktor
  • So PDA in front of students is a no no

2p!Spain: Spanish Teacher

  • Really fucking lazy
  • Like…really
  • He knows the student’s don’t care much to learn his language
  • So he only teaches the kids who care to learn
  • Everyone else just goes to a different room like the library and do their own thing
  • Also tries to lock his class room door
  • Does not work
  • Klaus is the lil shit who unlocks the door for Flavio
  • Fuck you, Klaus
  • He’s actually a good teacher when he puts forth effort
  • But like I said
  • Only puts forth effort for students who put forth effort back
Hetalia Dodgeball
  • Italy: hides behind Germany, manages to stay in the game a while by just running away
  • Germany: one of the last men standing, takes it way too seriously and kind of scares everyone else because he throws really hard
  • Japan: stays in the game for a long time because he's good at catching balls, but he's not as good at throwing them so he doesn't help his team much
  • America: accidentally knocks someone out because he doesn't know his own strength, leaves to go help the person who got k.o'd
  • England: brags about how well he's going to do then gets hit in the face almost immediately and trudges off, cursing and muttering about how he wasn't ready and this game is stupid
  • France: decent at dodging but can't catch or throw much, stays in the game on a similar strategy to Italy but without a Germany to hide behind
  • Russia: made the case that if he hit the ball with his face hard enough that it bounced back to the other side and hit someone else, it should count as catching it--got out because the rest of the world didn't see it that way
  • China: gets out after catching a few and making a couple of good throws because he's slow to get out of the way of balls he can't catch
  • Canada: is the person America knocked out
  • Prussia: as overly invested as his brother, but louder about it, gets out when he takes a little too much time to brag about that awesome throw he just made
  • Austria: pretends to be hurt so he doesn't have to play
  • Spain: having a really good time, not the first or the last to get out and makes one really good throw, cheers on his team loudly once he's out
  • Romano: didn't want to play in the first place, got dragged there and actually really enjoyed himself for about 1 minute before getting out, at which point he goes back to grumbling and cussing about how stupid this game is and how he didn't want to be here
  • Hungary: as good at this game as Germany, better at still having fun and remembering that it's a game not a damn war

italy-is-mine  asked:

You know what I just realized and it wasn't until you made that comic about UF Papyrus's eye that every time you have a picture or a comic of the fell brothers Sans is always standing to the left of him. Because Sans no that's his blind spot and he wants to protect him my mind was blown when I found this out. I love when people do that secret stuff 10 out of 10 please continue to draw again. XD

? !

DANK SHIT YA RIGHT I DON’T EVEN KNOW

……But I doubt he is really doing this for protecting him though.

thefandomtrashqueen  asked:

What's the 2ps reaction to their 1ps trash talking them?

2P!America: soMEONE WANTS TO GET STAR SPANGLE SMACKED,,,

2P!China: oh how cute!! yao are you trying to be mean??? you know you love me!!

2P!England: [sniffs] Artie you are always so cruel to me *5 seconds later* oh by the way i sewed us matching sweaters because i love you

2P!France: [has already built a mental wall to tune out his counterpart’s constant whining]

2P!Russia: ivan i thought i raised you better than this

2P!Italy: w h a t did that little wimp say about me……….. [cue the Bloodythirsty Raging Rant of Ungodly Wrath of Death™]

2P!Germany: awwwwh he says that but he don’t mean it! he’s actually a real sweetie i shit you not

2P!Japan: so is that how he really feels? [plays it off coolly but is a wreck of frustration on the inside]

2P!Canada: hey man ready to get fuckin decked

2P!Romano: he’s just ~jealous~

2P!Austria: as always, u fail to match this level of grace and sophistication

2P!Prussia: [locks self in room and cries for an hour]

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anonymous asked:

Headcanons for the axis as parents please?

These headcanons cover all ages (infant/child/teenager), but I don’t have them divided into different age groups, so everything is jumbled ;-; Sorry about that. 

Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt

  • All his kids friends wanna succ him.
  • Going out? Time for a 40 page questionnaire about where/when/who/their parents are/etc.
  • Lowkey PTA Dad.
  • Definitely wants his child to at least try a sport.
  • Won’t give them “the talk” until they’re like 27.
  • I feel like he’d take extra care packing his kids lunches?? Like it doesn’t seem like it but I feel like he’d write shitty puns on a sticky note and put it in their lunch box. 
  • Homemade cakes on every birthday.
  • Not the most emotionally supportive, but he really tries to make his kids laugh, and he’s desperate for them to have a happy childhood.

North Italy/Feliciano Vargas

  • Wants to be their best friend. 
  • The kind of parent that doesn’t dread his kids dating, but rather encourages it. 
  • There’s a 99% chance that he’s gonna pull some weird shit like a diaper out of his brief case during a meeting. 
  • Wants his child to have good grades and do well, but is more worried about how happy they are. 
  • Makes shitty dad memes and sends them to his kids while they’re at school. 
  • Very emotionally supportive and good at cheering his kids up!!!
  • Lots of early mornings where his kids just crawl into bed with him and cuddle. 
  • Embarrasses them in front of their friends.

Japan/Kiku Honda

  • Very encouraging, but he has pretty high standards and expects his kids to meet them. 
  • Surprisingly can be a pushover when it comes to getting things for his kids (like if they want a certain toy like 99% of the time he can’t say no).
  • Keeps lifestyle pretty structured with regular times for bed, meals, etc. 
  • Little bit of a germaphobe and 24/7 makes his kids wash their hands because ew kids are nasty. 
  • He can be pretty awkward when it comes to trying to emotionally support his kids, but he tries his best. 
  • He does a lot of cool arts and crafts with his kids.

-Admin K 

Italy Headcanons

These are my personal headcanons about Italy, I will continue to add to this list as I think of more.

  • He is nearsighted and doesn’t like glasses so he just squints his eyes all the time.
  • He is ambidextrous and often draws with both hands at once.
  • 0.57% of the Italian population has red hair (more common in the north) which is why Veneziano was designed with red hair. It’s a genetic mutation that causes an extremely low amount of melanin in the skin and sensitivity to ultraviolet light. Because of this, Veneziano has very pale skin and lots of cute freckles. He also burns really easily so he wears large hats when he goes outside and has a large supply of sunscreen.
  • When working on an art piece, Veneziano invests all of his time and energy to the point that he will forget to eat or sleep until the piece is done.
  • Venice is his heart, he will die when the city sinks into the sea, but his spirit will live on in the sunken city forever.
  • He hoards pencils.
  • Veneziano can be just as negative and vulgar as Romano when he is sleep deprived.
  • He loves ballet and used to practice en pointe due to having weak ankles.
  • He has “skeleton hands” small palms and long thin fingers. Perfect for an artist or musician.
  • He can play any instrument with strings, including piano.
  • The reason he sleeps during the day so much is because he stays up really late drawing. Because of this, he always has faint dark circles under his eyes.
  • Veneziano is a powerful empath. He feels everything so strongly and will spend hours crying over someone else’s pain and trying to help them.
2p's reaction on puns

“Hm” with a poker face
2p russia, 2p japan, 2p italy, 2p france, 2p russia

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH” laughs for 2 years
2p america, 2p germany

Chuckles but doesn’t show much of reaction
2p england, 2p prussia, 2p lovino

THROWS A EVEN BETTER PUN AT YA
2p china

Axis+Allies as animated text (aka: I should post something to show I’m not dead)

America/Alfred F. Jones

England/Arthur Kirkland

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China/Yao Wang

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Russia/Ivan Braginski

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France/Francis Bonnefoy

Canada: Matthew Williams

Originally posted by animatedtext

Germany/ Ludwig Beilshmdit

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Italy: Feliciano Vargas

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Japan/Honda Kiku

Romano/Lovino Vargas

Prussia/Gilbert Beilshmdit

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Hetalia characters' college majors
  • Italy: fine arts
  • Germany: mechanical engineering
  • Japan: industrial and product design
  • America: astronomy
  • England: English literature
  • France: culinary arts
  • Russia: nuclear engineering
  • China: alternative medicine
  • Canada: nursing
  • Prussia: military science
  • Austria: music theory and composition
  • Romano: art history
  • Spain: horticulture
  • Hungary: developmental and child psychology
  • Switzerland: military technologies
  • Sweden: interior design
  • Finland: medical assisting
  • Iceland: geology and earth science
  • Norway: communication and media studies
  • Denmark: marine biology

anonymous asked:

Imagine the Axis raising a child together. Not them in a relationship with each other, just raising a child together as a group.

Originally posted by ba1n3s

OHMY GOD FR YOU CAN NOT COMPREHEND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR OT3 AXIS TRIO HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • this child would be so loved im gonna fukin scream
  • and so protected????????? not a single hair will be touched by anyone if those three have any say
  • it’s dysfunctional as all hell but they all love each other so who cares.
  • that kid is gonna be spoiled as fuck because none of them are gonna be able to say no to their kid.
  • you’ve heard of mom friend germany, now get ready for Actual Mother Ludwig™
  • feli makes their lunch everyday before school
  • japan helps them study and practice what ever they need to
  • germany is sorta awkward around the kid but so as much look at his kiddo wrong and he’ll uppercut you into next Tuesday.
  • the three of them work so hard to provide the best for their kid because they want the best for them.
  • they assure their kiddo that they are perfect the way they are and fights anyone who says the three of them can’t successfully raise a child because no where does it say that a three best friends can’t do a damn good job at parenting too
allies + axis hogwarts houses
  • GRYFFINDOR: America (Alfred F. Jones), Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo), China (Yao Wang)
  • HUFFLEPUFF: France (Francis Bonnefoy, tragically), N. Italy (Feliciano Vargas), S. Italy (Lovino Vargas)
  • RAVENCLAW: Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt), Canada (Matthew Williams), Japan (Kiku Honda)
  • SLYTHERIN: England (Arthur Kirkland, he's a Slytherin in canon), Russia (Ivan Braginsky), Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

doingthingswithabby  asked:

1p/ 2P Italy yandere headcanons?

1p!Italy (Feliciano Vargas):

  Type: Obsessive

♥  He’s that yandere who can go from this:

To this:

…In less than a second.

♥  Yeah. You guessed it. He’s THAT yandere. Feliciano is all pasta and sunshine, but his eyes go blank whenever someone steps in between you and him. That is a serious yandere alert!

♥  Feli isn’t controlling or anything, but he is downright clingy. He tags along with you wherever you go, and if you don’t want to him to come along, he gets sad and tries to persuade you. If that doesn’t work, then…. Stalking is still an option!

♥  He’s scary when he’s jealous. He becomes quiet and expressionless, which is nothing like his cheerful and energetic personality. And what’s more bothersome is when he starts asking you these questions, like who that person was and who they are to you.

♥  Although he isn’t strong enough to murder someone, he has other methods of elimination. Like framing them of a crime he actually committed. Killing isn’t the only way to get rid of someone, you know~?

Just a heads-up, but if he has no choice, he will murder someone.

♥  For the majority of the time, Feli is sweet and affectionate towards you. But even he has his limits. If you push him to far, then you might even mistaken him for his second player (which obviously will only piss him off even more). :)


2p!Italy (Luciano Vargas):

♥  Type: Possessive

You bet your ass he is possessive. If you talked to someone, he wants to know why. If someone called you, he wants to know who did it and why. His possessiveness is so bad that he would hurt you if he feels the need to do so.

♥  He’s romantic, charming, and straight-up handsome.He can make anyone’s heart skip a beat just by looking at them (this can either be good or bad, tbh). If you two start dating, you’d never feel unloved or alone.

♥  Now that I’ve told you the pros of being with Luciano, I’ll now tell you why it is a bad idea.

♥  I’m pretty sure I’m not the only who thinks that Luciano is a pretty conceited guy. I see him as that yandere who feels confident about winning his s/o. Knowing this, you can only imagine how furious he would be to be rejected by you.

Bonus: He later find out that it was because there is someone else you are in love with (R.I.P. Rival)

♥  He doesn’t get jealous easily. Why do you need someone else when you have him?

But just because I said he doesn’t get jealous easily means you shouldn’t watch out! If you ever give him a reason to be suspicious of you, it’s possible that someone already has one foot in their grave.

♥  Something  that makes Luciano dangerous asides from his capability of murdering others is that he has money and power. He’s even the boss of a mafia! With that in mind, it is even more difficult to get away from him.

If he can’t stalk you, he can just order his men to watch over you and just send him details about your day. If he wants someone dead, he can just have his men kill them. Needless to say, you also have Luciano’s pawns to worry about.

♥ Did I forget to mention that Luciano is very controlling? Once you’re in a relationship with him, you’ll be restrained by his rules. If he says you can’t go, you don’t. You’ll just have to understand that it is for your safety. (It makes sense, since he is a mafia boss…)




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♥Art by: Miya(ひづきみや)

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anonymous asked:

How would the 2p! Allies and axis react to their s/o being jealous of spending more time with someone else?

2p america: Don’t worry babydoll, i’m all yours; or do i have to show you? B) (Will take your feelings into account and spends more time with you)

2p canada: no need to be jealous and all, you know you’re my maple leaf, nobody can replace my maple leaf. ( will continue to see the other person, but limits the time)

2p england: Oh gosh, i didn’t know you felt that way! I’m sorry poppet, you should’ve said so, does it make you feel better i can stop seeing […] ( immediately stops seeing the other person)

2p france: hm. Lets go on a date. (Avoids conflict and spoils you)

2p china: kittin’ what ya mad about? Jealous of [..]? Really now? Does my kittin miss me too much heh. (Avoids confrontation and will turn it into an ego boost)

2p russia: It was pure on a professional level, no need for jealousy. You know how i l-like you.

2p italy: mia bella prinsecsia, how could ever anyone replace you? ( will cut cords with the other person and showers you in compliments)

2p germany: Will never figure it out unless you tell him.

2p japan: s/o, you’re overacting, i’m not stupid. Anyone knows leaving you would be just plain suicide.

anonymous asked:

How would the chibis (Italy romano HRE prussia russia America and Canada) deal with having their first crush?

How Chibi-talia handles having their first crush

Italy

This sweet baby would do anything and everything to gain the attention of his crush. He would offer to eat pasta with them and might even draw a portrait of said crush as a gift. He could also be very shy around his crush and might avoid them sometimes, but once he comes to terms with having a crush he becomes very confident and friendly. He doesn’t care if their crush doesn’t return their feelings, as long as they can remain close friends that is enough for him.

Romano

The classic “If a boy if mean to you, he likes you”. Romano has troubles processing and understanding his feelings as it is, having a crush now makes it worse. He would tease his crush at first, but then once he sees how hurtful his behavior is, he would have a change of heart. As an apology, he might offer to make them pasta or eat tomatoes with him while blushing. However, once his crush returns his feelings he becomes more romantic and friendly.

Holy Roman Empire

Similar to Romano, he can be sometimes mean to his crush because he doesn’t know how to process his emotions well. He might follow his crush around, just to observe them and study their habits so he can know more about them. He really tries to give them things he thinks they might like, such as picking a couple flowers or ‘attempting’ to draw a nice picture for them. In the end, HRE is just a complete blushing mess around his crush no matter what.

Prussia

He is too awesome to become flustered over a crush! Everyone likes him anyways, right? So he will just assume they already like him. However, once informed his crush doesn’t feel that way yet he will try his best to win their heart the traditional way. He, in fact, loves someone who is different and can challenge him. However, he might have trouble trying to woo his crush and might seek counsel from France.

Russia

HE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART. All Russia wants is someone to love him and give him attention. If someone catches his eye, they must be special. Since he is chibi, he is still somewhat innocent and kindhearted, so he wouldn’t demand them to “become one”. He will simply pick them sunflowers and give them to his crush as a gift, and might even offer his jacket on a particularly cold day.

America

America could announce that his crush is now his heroine, because he is the hero of course! Every hero needs a sidekick, and that is what they will be. He will always be there for his crush. If they fall and scrape their knee, he will be there to make it better with a bandaid and flower in hand. He will be very shy and flustered at first, but he eventually becomes more confident around them.

Canada

If someone noticed the sweet child, he immediately likes them already. However, a crush is something completely different. He will always try to gain their attention to maybe play together or just simply stare at the clouds. He is very kindhearted, so he will go about this the traditional shy way. He will stutter a lot when talking to his crush! LOVE HIM