italy headcanon

anonymous asked:

Imagine the Axis raising a child together. Not them in a relationship with each other, just raising a child together as a group.

Originally posted by ba1n3s

OHMY GOD FR YOU CAN NOT COMPREHEND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR OT3 AXIS TRIO HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • this child would be so loved im gonna fukin scream
  • and so protected????????? not a single hair will be touched by anyone if those three have any say
  • it’s dysfunctional as all hell but they all love each other so who cares.
  • that kid is gonna be spoiled as fuck because none of them are gonna be able to say no to their kid.
  • you’ve heard of mom friend germany, now get ready for Actual Mother Ludwig™
  • feli makes their lunch everyday before school
  • japan helps them study and practice what ever they need to
  • germany is sorta awkward around the kid but so as much look at his kiddo wrong and he’ll uppercut you into next Tuesday.
  • the three of them work so hard to provide the best for their kid because they want the best for them.
  • they assure their kiddo that they are perfect the way they are and fights anyone who says the three of them can’t successfully raise a child because no where does it say that a three best friends can’t do a damn good job at parenting too

anonymous asked:

How would allies+axis (with Romano and Canada) act if they found themselves falling in love with ordinary human, maybe what would they try to keep them alive.

Allies

  • America: At first, he’d be confused. He’s not used to love anyone on that Level (apart from his Family). But he would love them with every breath he takes, fully aware they are just a human. He would try everything from science to his brother’s magic to keep them alive. It would demolish him to repeat Davie’s fate on a way more personal Level.
  • England: He’d be very careful to tell them about his true nature and secret. But when he does fall for them, it wouldn’t be a question to him that he had to keep them alive (if they were okay with being immortal) by magic.
  • China: He’d be refusing to admit to himself that he fell in love with a human and would try to push his feelings aside. He has seen centuries pass and the people with them. He knows he has to let them go.
  • Russia: He would be afraid that they would reject him like so many did. He’d fight for both their love and their life to the last second.
  • France: Tragically, he already had this experience. He knows that other powers would target his love in order to use it as leverage or just simply to hurt him. He would love them but he wouldn’t want them to be immortal. He knows what that means: Immense pain.
  • Canada: He’d be terribly afraid to tell them the truth about his existance and he’d be terribly afraid of them leaving him. He knows how much his brother and father (America and France) have suffered from experiences like this, so he’d be incredibly careful.

Axis

  • Germany: Similar to China, he wouldn’t want to admit to himself that he fell in love with a human. He would try to keep them alive by using science, but if they didn’t want to be immortal, he’d prefer to take the sorrow of loving them forever than forcing them to live forever.
  • N. Italy: He would try to enjoy the time he had together with the human, knowing it wouldn’t last forever. It would hurt him a lot, but he has learned early in his life to let go of people he loves.
  • Japan: He would be very careful to allow himself to fall in love with a human. Most likely, he would rather not let them know about his feelings for them so they could life a normal life and not one with him or the idea of immortality.
  • Romano: He’d be desperate to keep them alive - whatever it takes. He’d try it with science, by asking Norway or Romania to help him by using magic. He couldn’t take to see them dying.

legacy, what is a legacy? it’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

so basically i’m going with the idea that rome knows lovino is a sign that his time will be up, because he can sense that he isn’t just another of their kind but…a successor. and it’s bittersweet; naturally noone likes the thought of dying— it’s an ending. but lovino is also…continuity. that some part of him lives on and endures, even if in a different shape and form. and that he loved lovino even if he admittedly wasn’t very good at showing it all the time. 

i’m just having too many emotions about baby nations as you can probably tell from my recent stuff

Hetalia Dodgeball
  • Italy: hides behind Germany, manages to stay in the game a while by just running away
  • Germany: one of the last men standing, takes it way too seriously and kind of scares everyone else because he throws really hard
  • Japan: stays in the game for a long time because he's good at catching balls, but he's not as good at throwing them so he doesn't help his team much
  • America: accidentally knocks someone out because he doesn't know his own strength, leaves to go help the person who got k.o'd
  • England: brags about how well he's going to do then gets hit in the face almost immediately and trudges off, cursing and muttering about how he wasn't ready and this game is stupid
  • France: decent at dodging but can't catch or throw much, stays in the game on a similar strategy to Italy but without a Germany to hide behind
  • Russia: made the case that if he hit the ball with his face hard enough that it bounced back to the other side and hit someone else, it should count as catching it--got out because the rest of the world didn't see it that way
  • China: gets out after catching a few and making a couple of good throws because he's slow to get out of the way of balls he can't catch
  • Canada: is the person America knocked out
  • Prussia: as overly invested as his brother, but louder about it, gets out when he takes a little too much time to brag about that awesome throw he just made
  • Austria: pretends to be hurt so he doesn't have to play
  • Spain: having a really good time, not the first or the last to get out and makes one really good throw, cheers on his team loudly once he's out
  • Romano: didn't want to play in the first place, got dragged there and actually really enjoyed himself for about 1 minute before getting out, at which point he goes back to grumbling and cussing about how stupid this game is and how he didn't want to be here
  • Hungary: as good at this game as Germany, better at still having fun and remembering that it's a game not a damn war

thefandomtrashqueen  asked:

What's the 2ps reaction to their 1ps trash talking them?

2P!America: soMEONE WANTS TO GET STAR SPANGLE SMACKED,,,

2P!China: oh how cute!! yao are you trying to be mean??? you know you love me!!

2P!England: [sniffs] Artie you are always so cruel to me *5 seconds later* oh by the way i sewed us matching sweaters because i love you

2P!France: [has already built a mental wall to tune out his counterpart’s constant whining]

2P!Russia: ivan i thought i raised you better than this

2P!Italy: w h a t did that little wimp say about me……….. [cue the Bloodythirsty Raging Rant of Ungodly Wrath of Death™]

2P!Germany: awwwwh he says that but he don’t mean it! he’s actually a real sweetie i shit you not

2P!Japan: so is that how he really feels? [plays it off coolly but is a wreck of frustration on the inside]

2P!Canada: hey man ready to get fuckin decked

2P!Romano: he’s just ~jealous~

2P!Austria: as always, u fail to match this level of grace and sophistication

2P!Prussia: [locks self in room and cries for an hour]

Nations react to: Surprise BJ under the table during a meeting...

America:

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England:

Originally posted by eclecticpandas

France:

Originally posted by mistakeoftheconstellation

Canada:

Originally posted by gifsforthelulz

N. Italy:

Originally posted by callerinaa

S. Italy:

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Germany:

Originally posted by davajpittekilu

China:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Russia:

Originally posted by kawaii-nyah

Sweden:

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Denmark:

Originally posted by dziesiemdziesiat

Iceland:

Originally posted by story-of-tate

Norway:

Originally posted by missdirtysecrets

Finland:

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Spain:

Originally posted by lunaticyuno

Prussia:

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Turkey:

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2p’s react to s/o bursting into a room and asks to feel their freshly shaved legs

2p america: HOLY FU- , damn soft as a baby bottom.

2p canada: no I DoNNT WANT TO FEEL YOUR DAMn le- this feels nice.

2p england: Splendid! How did you get them so soft poppet?

2p france: *looks bored* nice. *silently to himself* mon dieu.

2p china: Kittin, any place else I have to feel hmm? ;)

2p russia: Yes very nice, now shoo, i need to work.

2p italy: CHE CASO RAGAZZA WHY THE HELL YOU BURS- mio dio *keeps petting your leg without saying anything*

2p germany: SCHEISSE- ohh. Might wanna wrap those legs around me so we both can enjoy them?

2p japan: *monotone voice* nice.

2p prussia: s-soft as a baby bird.

2p lovino: What cream did you use darling? The new one I bought you?

Why the Hetalia characters are in detention
  • Germany: people around him wouldn't stop talking when the class was supposed to be working silently and he got so mad he accidentally broke a desk.
  • Italy: was one of the people who wouldn't stop talking.
  • Japan: turns out he was hacking through the school's internet filters so he could watch anime and play games.
  • America: showed up to first period 15 minutes late with mcdonald's breakfast. again.
  • Russia: called America an "idiot victim of capitalism" when he came in late with mcdonald's.
  • England: set off the fire alarms trying to heat his lunch in a teacher's microwave.
  • France: caught having sex with someone in the back of the auditorium.
  • China: his teacher finally figured out that the food she was smelling in class every day was him. How did he hide entire meals from her from months?
  • Canada: has been marked absent from a lot of classes because teachers thought he wasn't there, and is too polite to correct them about it.
  • Prussia: brought a bird to school.
  • Austria: sassed the gym teacher because he didn't want to run laps, then pretended to faint to try and get out of it.
  • Romano: told the counselor she could go fuck herself with a tomato when she tried to push him to take a Spanish class.
  • Spain: isn't even in detention just came by to say hi to his friends.
  • Netherlands: when the school's vending machines were taken out, he started an underground business selling candy, chips, and soda that used to come from them. He's only in trouble because students aren't allowed to sell things without authorization--they don't even know about the weed.
Grandpa Rome Modern Headcanons

- Lovino saying something rude as hell to Feliciano and grandpa Rome just yells “SAVAGE LOVI” and the whole room is now silent

- Grandpa Rome having an airhorn sound effect on his phone and he plays it whenever the boys score a goal in soccer or any other sport

-Grandpa Rome singing Taylor swift on their long ass road trip and constantly telling the boys to shake it off with him

- grandpa rome taking mirror selfies

- Lovino not following him on Instagram(but literally everyone else in the hetalia cast follows him. Even Germany.)

-Feli comes up with the best memes to show his grandfather, so he can learn. So far, his favorite meme is Doge or John Cena.

2p!Hetalia as things I have said

2p!France: “I don’t feel this thing called ‘love'”

2p!Romano: “Y O U  C A N T  E S C A P E  M Y  S H I T  L I S T”

2p!England: “I can do what I want”

2p!Japan: “I’m gonna lite you on fire”

2p!Italy: “Tis the season to kill a man”

Random Person: “Ah, shit, fuck me”
2p!America: “You called?~”

2p!Russia: “Hello darkness my old friend”

2p!Germany: “SHUT UP AND LET ME SING DAMMIT”

2p!China: “I am the way”

2p!Austria: “I’m a beacon of sin”

2p!Canada: “ITS NOT CANADIA”

2p!Prussia: “Sorry I’m trash, at least I’m cute.”

2p!Allies and 2p!Axis reaction to s/o getting in a fight!:

2p!America/Allen Jones-
He will most likely cheer you on, or even join in.
“Kick their ass babe!”
2p!Canada/Matthew Williams-
He’ll sit back and watch, unless you start loosing, in which case he’ll step in.
“Go kick their ass babe, I got your flower.” Type of guy.
2p!China/Xiao Wang-
Laugh, laugh, laugh. He think it’s adorable when you’re scrappy.
2p!England/Oliver Kirkland-
He’s horrified. He will pull you away while lecturing about how dangerous it is to get into fights.
2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy-
As long as you’re winning, he’ll just sit back and light up, waiting for it to be over.
2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky-
*drags you away refusing to even acknowledge your pleas for release*
“I‘m disappointed and disgusted you found violence to be the answer.”
2p!Axis!:
2p!Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt-
Also cheers you on, but the second they get more than a punch in he’s grabbing their collar and slamming them to the ground.
2p!Italy/Luciano Vargas-
He’ll interrupt, showing his impressive knife skill to whoever thought it a wise idea to touch his partner.
2p!Japan/Kuro Honda-
Another looker. But even if you’re loosing he won’t step in. He thinks it’s your battle, and that he’d sully your honor by intruding.  

If the Hetalia characters owned businesses
  • Italy: an upscale Italian restaurant that looks like it's been there forever
  • Germany: a doggy day care where they also offer obedience training (it's a high quality service but afterward the dogs will only respond to German commands)
  • Japan: an animation studio with highly advanced technology that goes unnoticed because their writing isn't always the best
  • America: franchise owner of a fast food place, one that has one of those indoor playground things
  • England: a magic shop so tightly packed with different tricks and materials to buy you don't know where to look
  • France: a prestigious private culinary school
  • Russia: a small flower shop that is always struggling to stay in business
  • China: a shop that sells traditional medicine, where questions are met with vague answers and prices seem a little crazy
  • Canada: an ice rink that has fun themed nights on weekends and offers deals during the week
  • Prussia: the kind of little bar where everyone knows the bar tender and there is always laughter
  • Austria: a cute little coffee shop that sells gourmet pastries and fancy drinks, where classical music is always playing
  • Romano: a hole in the wall pizza place where the line is often out the door
  • Switzerland: a bank with the overseas accounts of many foreign businessmen
  • Greece: a struggling museum, in a tattered looking building because there isn't enough income for repairs
  • Hungary: an obscure little dress shop with a lot of strange styles
GerIta headcanon #1

Italy hosted the nations in Rome, for a pre-Christmas meeting. Needless to say, it ended badly: half of the nations was drunk, the other half was scattered around the room.
Italy had to clean the room, after almost all were gone, with Germany’s help, who could not bring himself to leave him alone with all that mess.
Before leaving, Italy stopped Germany.
“Ludwig.”
“What is it?”
“We’re under mistletoe.”

Asking for sex

2p America:* whining puppy noises along with the puppy eyes* Come on please can we just do it y’know how Shia says coME ON PLEEEEEEASE

2p England: *clears throat* Um….Can we…do the um…diddly do? No? Ok we don’t have to I just…let me go to the shame corner

2p France: Let’s fuck

2p Russia: *doesn’t ask bc honestly can go without sex*

2p China: You plus me minus the clothes plus the bed divide the legs equals a good time * w INKS*

2p Canada: *can you see the awkwardness drip from him* Do you mind if we um…engaged in…fucking?

2p Japan:Is it an appropriate time to request the act of reenacting a scene from the latest hentai that I watched?

2p Germany: Babe babe babe babe babe babe bABE……lets have sex

2p Italy: *being very touchy feely like personal space please* I’m in a special mood if you know what  I mean~

2p Romano; *italian charm, hair flip, sexy time music in the background*

2p Prussia: *wants to ask, too nervous, too shy, too scared of being rejected, gives up*

Gerita Headcanon #1

When they are together in bed, Ludwig will make sure Feliciano is snuggled close to his chest. When he is sure that his beloved is asleep, he’ll be singing Edelweiss. What Ludwig doesn’t know is that Feliciano will be pretending to sleep, and loves hearing Ludwig sing, for it is really cute!

Hetalia characters- Sass levels
  • America: 2/10 Tries to be sassy but looks ridiculous
  • England: 6/10
  • France: 8/10
  • Canada: 9/10 Only sassy when provoked but DAMN SON
  • Russia: 3/10
  • China: 8/10
  • North Italy: 3/10
  • South Italy: 10/10
  • Germany: 2/10
  • Japan: 2/10
  • Prussia: 6/10
  • Austria: 20/10 SASS MASTER
  • Hungary: 6/10
  • Netherlands: 17/10
  • Belgium: 3/10
  • Norway: 15/10
  • Iceland: 13/10
  • Denmark: 5/10
  • Sweden: 7/10 Comes up with sassy comebacks in his mind but never says them
  • Finland: 4/10
  • -Admin Canako
Hetalia characters' college majors
  • Italy: fine arts
  • Germany: mechanical engineering
  • Japan: industrial and product design
  • America: astronomy
  • England: English literature
  • France: culinary arts
  • Russia: nuclear engineering
  • China: alternative medicine
  • Canada: nursing
  • Prussia: military science
  • Austria: music theory and composition
  • Romano: art history
  • Spain: horticulture
  • Hungary: developmental and child psychology
  • Switzerland: military technologies
  • Sweden: interior design
  • Finland: medical assisting
  • Iceland: geology and earth science
  • Norway: communication and media studies
  • Denmark: marine biology
Allies + Axis responding to graphic tees their s/o gave them!:

America/Alfred F. Jones- HE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AND INSISTS YOU HAVE ONE THAT MATCHES.

China/Yao Wang- He laughs for twenty minutes straight and wears it on lazy days to the meetings. Needless to say the message is received.  

England/Arthur Kirkland- He wasn’t very happy when you first got it…but now he sleeps in it every single night.

France/Francis Bonnefoy-He loves it and wears it all the time. He. Loves. It.

Russia/Ivan Braginsky- FUCKING TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE AND WE’LL FIGHT. HE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME AND SLEEPS IN IT. FUCKING FIGHT ME.

Axis:
Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt- At first he wasn’t amused but now he actually works out in it. And when people stop him to laugh or compliment it he can’t help but smile. 

Italy/Feliciano Vargas- Try to tell me otherwise. (i actually have this shirt)

Japan/Kiku Honda- figHT ME. (He was confused at first but now he wears it when he knows America is going to be around.)

Romano/Lovino Vargas- He loves it. and he makes you wear it so when he gets it back it’s his favorite smell on his favorite item with his favorite food.

Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt- HE LOVES YOU. GERMANY IS A LITTLE JEALOUS.

I love this more than anything. All of these shirts and many more are available on 6dollarshirts.com!! I love this site so much.

Real talk rn

For the most part Italians are viewed as reckless drivers. I see fan fictions all the time where feli is the bad driver and Ludwig is the good driver. He drives kinda slow for feli s taste you know feliciano is like “speed limits are for others” BUT LET ME TELL YOU

On the autobahn* the high way in germany* there are large sections of it that don’t have a speed limit AND I PROMISE YOU GERMANS BE FLYING DOWN THE HIGHWAY LIKE SPEED RACER.

YALL DONT UNDERSTAND NOT JUST THE AUTOBAHN. Germany is a European country obviously so they have narrow roads when you go more toward the center of the villages and towns. THE BUSES IN GERMANY DRIVE SO FAST ON THOSE NARROW ROADS THEY FLY AROUND CORNERS AND I BE ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. I TALK TO GOD EVERYTIME I RIDE THE BUS OR SIT PASSENGER TO GERMAN DRIVING.

NEW HEAD CANON THAT GERMANY AND ITALY ARE BOTH FAST DRIVERS LIKE IF YOU DONT BELIEVE PLEASE FIND A LOCAL GERMAN TO DRIVE YOU ON THE AUTOBAHN LIKE JFC

-Mod Lexie