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Hey what’s up Tumblr! This here is Veneziano (North Italy, Italy, however you prefer): Super alias: Cælitum Secret identity name: Giovanni Amoretti (please don’t send 30+ asks about the non canon name) Age: 20 Alignment: hero Powers: healing powers, enhanced agility, telekinesis (Side note, his healing powers work way better on other people than himself. He has to be unconscious to self heal) Brief description: “Giovanni” works as a simple waiter at a diner in downtown New Rome. But when his shift ends he goes from minimum wage young adult, to hero of the night (or early morning, depending on when trouble arises). He lives alone, for the most part, he has a cat though! Her name is Barba, she’s a Birman and she loves attention. He and Barba live in a pretty average apartment not far from the diner, for convenience and whatnot. Extra things-to-know: -I really really wish I could do art for asks, some asks I may do a pencil sketch, but for the most part I won’t be able to be an artsy ask blog for a few months (or until I get my tablet rip) -in his normal persona he likes to be called Gio, sometimes “Gigi” if he’s in a fun mood (which is p often rip) -I’m going by the webcomic a bit as well and giving him a tiny bit of chub (healthy chub tho) -Barba is missing her hind right leg, still a playful little thing, just a kitten right now -how his healing powers work is he’ll put his hands over someone’s injury, and a white light emits from them, which heals the wound or whatever. -he’s still working on the telekinesis, sometimes he’ll pick up the wrong thing or send the intended thing in the wrong direction. It’s a work in progress -he likes to do back flips off walls, because he can and its great. Sometimes he’ll just flip over somebody to be a turd. -I have a sketch for his super persona and I’ll post it in a minute, along with a color palate for the outfit. -Tumblr wouldn’t let me put the “æ” in the URL name cause they’re buttholes and suck eggs Ask away!

anonymous asked:

The 2p's reaction to you falling asleep on them? (please and thank you ^.^)

((awwh, thanks for asking so nicely, sweetie!)) <3

you: *falls asleep on a 2P’s shoulder while on a crowded bus*

2p!america: ok but like what if i need to stretch or somethin’–

2p!china: she’s so cute she’s so cute she’s so cute omg

2p!england: how adorable and innocent! i want to pinch her cheeks! ooh, her flesh is so soft! i could just eat her up! *grins*

2p!france: *falls asleep too*

2p!russia: *groans* what a bother…

2p!italy: her guard is clearly down… does she really trust me that much…? 0.o

2p!japan: *sighs heavily and scowls, decides to just look in another direction but doesn’t push you away*

2p!germany: *giggles manically and draws a mustache on your face with a sharpie*

2p!canada: *pokes your cheek* hey u hoser, wake up

2p!romano: *adjusts scarf so that it’s more of a pillow for your head to lay on, ensures your full comfort because he thinks this bus is shaky and unbearable*

2p!prussia: *smiles sweetly down at you and turns his phone’s volume down as not to disturb you*

all-time-jalex-321  asked:

YOUR BLOG IS AMAZING CAN I GET ANY FACTS ABOUT ITALY

I DON’T HAVE ANY OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT ITALY THAT’S BEEN BOTHERING ME LATELY.

SO, IN THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE, LIZZIE IS POSING AS AN ITALIAN POP STAR, ISABELLA, WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HER IN ORDER TO SING WITH ISABELLA’S FORMER PARTNER, PAOLO. I’VE ACCEPTED THAT PREMISE. 

AT THE END OF THE MOVIE, AFTER PAOLO’S EVIL PLAN WAS DEFEATED, LIZZIE IS SINGING ONSTAGE AND THE REAL ISABELLA STEPS OUT AND THEY DO A DUET. THE ENTIRE STADIUM CHEERS, BUT LIKE, THE ITALIAN POPULATION HASN’T BEEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE UP TO THIS POINT. 

THEY DON’T KNOW THAT LIZZIE IS AN IMPOSTOR ISABELLA, AND THEY DIDN’T SEE THE SCENE WHERE THE REAL ISABELLA AND GORDO FIX THE MIC LEVELS SO PAOLO IS EXPOSED AS A LIP-SYNCHER. 

FROM THEIR POINT-OF-VIEW, PAOLO’S VOICE BECAME TERRIBLE FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON AND HE RUNS OFF STAGE, THEN INSTEAD OF PAOLO AND ISABELLA, THERE’S TWO ISABELLAS, AND THEY JUST ROLL WITH IT. LIKE, “OH, AWESOME, ISABELLA IS FINALLY GOING TO DO A LIVE DUET WITH HERSELF.” 

WAS THE POPULATION OF ROME JUST SHARP ENOUGH TO PIECE TOGETHER THE REST OF THE MOVIE FROM CONTEXT CLUES WHEN THE REAL ISABELLA TOOK THE STAGE, OR WERE THEY JUST CHILL ENOUGH THAT THEY ACCEPTED THERE WERE TWO ISABELLAS WITHOUT NEEDING TO KNOW WHY OR HOW?

hiraeth / part 8

yoongi lands on paris at morning. he really feels awful and he needs a pick me up. the only meal he had the whole flight was a in flight sandwhich. if he ate more, he would’ve thrown up halfway in the flight. he goes to a money exhanger and changes his currency again.

he doesn’t bother booking a hotel when he was still in italy so he might as well drink coffee. they say that the eiffel tower has a cafe, yoongi wants to visit. he hails a cab and asks the driver (in perfect english now) to take him there.

yoongi’s been in italy but never bothered looking at the scenery. he was too focused with what the hell is going on than appreciating the sceneries of the countries his been in. all the tours and comebacks, never gave him the chance to ground himself again. he’s too far from earth and maybe jin wanted to ground himself.

he looks at the window and sees the sun peaking out. people enjoying and laughing at cafes and stores. dogs running around and children playing in the playground. its really a good mood changer from all the shit he dealt with. jin better pay for the suffering that yoongi endured without him.

yoongi reached his destination soon after and pays the taxi driver. he took the elevator up and realized that he travelled to italy and to now france and hasn’t took a picture evn once. he took out his dlsr and took a picture of the scenery and himself of course. it really feels good not worrying about the world for once.

he reaches the top floor and looks at awe. he can see paris all the way up the tower. its really something else. he takes a picture of the scenery and it looks really breath taking. if only hoseok is here with him to take his picture or jungkook taking pictures all over the place. namjoon would probably use his broken camera to take pictures and taehyung will irritate jimin who’s trying to take a picture himself. jin would probably be posing while yoongi is taking his shot.

“shit.” yoongi takes a deep breath and realizes where he’s at and what he’s doing. ‘i miss them’ he thought. he grips his camera a bit tighter. ‘3 days and i’m out’ yoongi says to himself.

yoongi enters the cafe and amaze at how many people looks so happy and calm drinking their morning coffee and reading ther morning paper. jin would really life it here. beautiful people in a beautiful country. he sits down on a table and a waiter soon comes. yoongi doesn’t even bother look at the menu, as if he’d understand the writing.

“what would you like to order, sir?” the waiter asks in english.

“give me the best coffee you have here.” yoongi says with a smile on his face.

“very well.” the waiter smiles at him and leaves.

yoongi slouches at the chair and puts his dlsr on the table. he reaches out on the news paper and tries to read the morning paper. praise the heavens, there’s a section where its in english. its about sports and the latest games. its been a long time since yoongi played basketball, its really giving him the memories back. as if being paris gave him a piece of himself back. slowly but surely, he feels it.

“here’s your coffee, sir. the best on the house. milk and brown sugar. the barrista even added a cookie for you. enjoy.” the waiter puts the coffee with the cookie down yoongi’s table. yoongi mouthed a thank you and made his gummy smile.

he adds a teaspoon of sugar with no milk. he stirs the coffee and sips a bit. its really good and cookie is such a small act of kindness that seems to fill yoongi’s heart with a bit of warmth. something he should’ve noticed when he was rooming with taehyung.

he remembers the time he screamed at taehyung when he accidentally unplugged his equipment. his work was deleted and he was so furious that taehyung slept in his former room with namjoon. yoongi didn’t even apologized and that thought suddenly crushed his heart. did seokjin plan all of this?

[ yoongi: im sorry

taehyung: ….

taehyung: i already forgave you :) ]

anonymous asked:

can you do more angst gerita hehehehe I'm a slut for angst

bRO I HAVE NO IDEA, I HAVE A LOT OF ANGST BUT IM NOT SURE W H A T 

I really like the idea of Germany saying something he shouldn’t and he kinda brushes it off because Italy never gets mad bUT ITALY DOES. Germany was so used to Italy being so oblivious to stuff that bothers him and him not getting hurt by Germany in any means (Because Germany wasn’t nice to him when they first met but Italy still stayed which strengthened  their relationship) but Italy completely snaps and blows up on him, then leaves and slams the door and Germany’s heart completely sinks because he came to the realization that he legitimately hurt Italy. He’s completely torn up for days because Italy isn’t bothering him like he usually is, Italy hasn’t shown his face at all and no one really knows where he went and Germany’s mad at himself because he thought he changed from the bitter person he used to be and he hurt his first and best friend (And boyfriend). 

OR, fuckin’, Italy snapping just brings on all the angst cause you know he’s hiding a lot. 

Italy totally ooc because he’s just torn up and upset or something really traumatic happened that just pushed his boundaries and he’s either yelling at people or not talking to them (Of course, Italy being Italy he’ll probably apologize for it later but for the meantime he’s pissed off at everyone and is using his brother’s colorful vocabulary) 

Germany totally feels mixed up because for the first time Italy doesn’t want to see or talk to him so Germany waits outside his door where he’s hiding behind and is trying to talk to him to no avail until finally he coaxes Italy out. 

ALSO I REALLY WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING SOMEDAY OF MY HEAD CANON OF ITALY’S SUICIDE ATTEMPT IN 1943 

Then Germany blaming himself as usual mostly because he’s scared of even thinking about Italy wanting to do something horrible to himself (that he kinda added on to the stress in a way) 

AND ONE OF MY NEW FAVES, 

Germany gets reverse amnesia and bam he’s Holy Rome again and Italy thinks he’s happy but starts to miss Germany and he gets really upset because this isn’t want he thought he wanted and he loves Germany more than he ever loved Holy Rome and when Germany finally comes to himself he doesn’t remember anything, he doesn’t remember himself as Holy Rome and talking to Italy as his old lover and he has no idea why Italy is crying beCAUSE ITALY IS STILL SECRETLY HIDING THE BURDEN AAAAAAAAAAAAA

OR 

OR,

YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE HAS EVER DONE BEFORE? 

I wanna imagine a continuation of the second time loop in Hetaoni 

Everyone else escaped except for Italy,

Italy was the only one who died and got left behind 

They had to burn down the mansion and there was no hope of getting Italy’s body out of it so they burned Italy down with it and Germany feels horrible at the idea of Italy dying in that god forsaken mansion 

and Germany’s last memory of Italy is him dead and surrounded by fLOWERS AND IT KILLS ME MAN 

JUST FUCK ME UP