Pasta Emoji Ratings

A classic, nice simple sauce, would eat this no problem. Probably tastes pure and the kids would love it. 7/10

Fun, simple, but dangerously close to Mac n Cheese with that level of orange saturation. They would probably steal your labeled food from the fridge, simply shameful. Not sure what the purple spots are either, not sure if i’d eat this one. 5/10

Shameful, it appears to be a few noodles left on a plate, what a waste. Would not eat someone’s leftovers. 0/10

Elegant, simple, modern. Reminiscent of a pizza, which is a fresh new way to approach the subject. The stray noodle is a little worrying, but for the most part they’re a hardworking, well put together pasta. Would hang this up in my modern art gallery. 8/10

Not sure how to feel about this one. While the sauce is one of the best renditions I’ve seen, beautiful detail, the rest of the dish is lacking. The leaves look dangerous, like those delinquents that try to roll with the pure kids, but we’re onto them. I love the symmetry of the three noodles rising from the sauce, would eat them for sure. Not so sure about the rest. 6/10

Fake. This obviously canned pasta is trying to play itself off as genuine, unforgivable. While the taste is probably fine, a pasta you’d let your daughter hang out with, it doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s a filthy liar. would not eat for fear of my health. 2/10 

A very small noodle, good with young children, tries their best at all times. It has the perfect portion of sauce for such a tiny thing, and it deserves all it can get. I would eat this, but gently, as not to intimidate it. 9/10

Magnificent! Tasty! A real winner of a dish! The attention to detail and shading simply astonishes me. This dish is to die for, and the kind you’d bring home to your mother. Simply lovely, would definitely eat. 10/10

This is just abhorrent, not tasty at all. The choice of thick white noodles surrounded by a yellow liquid, while an interesting take, is incredibly inaccurate and tasteless. Would not eat, especially with that trident thing. 1/10

flavourless, an absolute bore of a dish. White I appreciate the detail of the cell shaded noodles, they lack charisma and courage. Would be a true pure friend, someone you can rely on, but very easily manipulated and a momma’s boy. Need’s more saturation if it want’s to roll with the big boys. 4/10. 

I feel like this is a failed attempt at what HTC excelled at. The abstract look they’re going for just doesn’t execute well at all. And that black border feel’s very threatening and hostile, as if I’m not allowed to eat it. The kind of pasta who has problems with it’s masculinity. Probably wouldn’t eat. 3/10

Why the fuck is there chocolate syrup on my pasta. 0/10


its been like 6 years since i’ve last drawn nico, my little italian death prince

Creative ways to say “I don’t care” in Italian

ma chi se ne frega/fotte! - who gives a damn/shit? (lit. who rubs/fucks themselves [about it]?)
me ne fotte - I don’t give a shit (lit. it fucks me)
non me ne fotte - I don’t give a shit (lit. it doesn’t fuck me)
non me ne frega - I don’t give a damn (lit. it doesn’t rub me)
non mi importa - I don’t care (lit. it doesn’t matter to me)
non mi importa niente/nulla - I don’t care [about] nothing (lit. it matters nothing to me)
non mi importa un cavolo - I don’t give a damn (lit. it matters a cauliflower to me)
non mi importa un cazzo - I don’t give a fuck (lit. it matters a dick to me)
non mi importa un corno - I don’t give a damn (lit. it matters a horn to me)
non mi importa un fico secco - I don’t give a damn (lit. it matters a dried fig to me)
non mi importa un piffero - I don’t give a damn (lit. it matters a pipe to me)
sticazzi - I don’t give a shit (lit. these dicks)

fregarsene - to give a damn (from fregare “to scrub, to rub”)
fottersene - to give a fuck (from fottere, “to fuck”)

Ps. non mi importa and non me ne importa are identical in meaning, but non mi importa sounds less informal. Non me ne frega di is used identically as the other forms but is much more informal and derogatory.

How to say "Monday" in the Romance Languages
  • French: Lundi
  • Italian: Lunedi
  • Romanian: Iuni
  • Spanish: Lunes
  • Portuguese: :)
  • Spanish: Hoe don't do it
  • Portuguese: Segunda-feira
  • Italian: "Second fair" wtf