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Thoughts Going Through My Head During A Court of Wings and Ruin (SPOILERS...OBVIOUSLY)

PART ONE: PRINCESS OF CARRION
1. RHYS
2. Feyre being a master of all her powers makes me so happy
3. FUCK IANTHE
4. Shit Jurians here
5. THE VERY FIRST WORDS HE SEND DOWN THE BOND IS “I LOVE YOU” I’M DEAD
6. New characters? Oh shit they’re Daemati. They’re going to know what she is.
7. It’s only fitting that Feysand was in the cabin when Calanmai passed… :)
8. Alis sees through the bullshit, I love it
9. Feyre so manipulative, I love it
10. Yo, she’s really messing with Tamlin’s mind
11. fuck…get the children of the blessed out of there
12. THEY SENT THE BOGGE AFTER THEM YES
13. TAMLIN CONTROL YOUR FUCKING TEMPER YOU DUMBASS
14. “A Portrait in Snares and Baiting” LOL
15. Tamlin really falling spectacularly into Feyre’s traps
16. They’re revealing their plans WAY too easy, Feyre
17. GET THE FUCK AWAY FRPM LUCIEN, YOU BITCH
18. YAASSS FEYRE SHOW HER WHO’S BOSS
19. FUCK THESE TWO
20. Shit, Feyre get out of THERE
21. YAASSS FEYRE AND LUCIEN
22. TAKE LUCIEN WITH YOU

PART TWO: CURSEBREAKER
23. AUTUMN COURT
24. Shit it’s his brothers
25. FUCK, IT’S ERIS
26. CASSIAN, YOU’RE OKAY!!!!!!!
27. AZRIEL!! MY BABIES ARE OKAY!!!
28. HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT YAASSS BITCHES
29. “I missed you, too” Awwwwwwwww
30. MOR
31. SHE’S HOME
32. AMREN
33. RHYS
OMG
I CANT
I’M CRYING TEARS OF JOY
PLEASE NEVER BE SEPARATED AGAIN

34. Finally, she’s going to see her sisters
35. Lucien BEHAVE
36. Oh shit, Elain
37. What happened to Miryam and Drakon?
38. STOP FIGHTING
39. Cassian is so fucked man… he is SO in love with her
40. What is Nesta?
41. I am living for this bantering during dinner
42. Yes! Feyre’s going to learn to fly
43. Cassian breaking my heart a little when he talks about why he’s mad at Feyre…
44. LIBRARY :D
45. THE LIBRARY IS A SANCTUARY FOR ABUSED WOMEN I LOVE IT
46. What the hell did Cassian see down there?
47. Shit they’re going to free the Bone Carver
48. YES NEVER AGAIN PLEASE
49. SHE DID SEE HER CHILD
50. WHAT IS NESTA?!?!?!?!!
51. Haven’t heard Ouroboros since the immortals series LOL
52. Shit I think Elain can see the future
53. “So I went fast” LOL
54. Yes, Feyre stop with the matchmaker…for now
55. LORD AND LADY NIGHT YASSS
56. Shit, no, Rhys what are you doing
57. WTF SARAH J MAAS WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME NOT HATE ERIS AS MUCH
58. I DON’T THINK SHE’S CRAZY Y'ALL
59. THEY’RE CHAPERONING LOL
60.  THE NEPHELLE PHILOSOPHY I LOVE IT
61. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ELAIN?!??!?!??! CASSIAN BETTER NOT DIE OMG
62. Shit, the Ravens are here. See that’s what Elain was talking about
63. See, now Feyre gets it
64. WHAT IS THAT THING
65. WHAT IS THAT THING
66. SEE, SHE IS A SEER
67. Find the firebird
68. Lucien my baby
69. Shit, they attacked Adriata
70. YASSS FEYRE AND MOR TEAM UP SO BADASS
71. SHIT, THE KING
72. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, RHYS
73. Yo, Tarquin, you need to NOT cuz they’re on your side. THEY’RE YOUR FRIENDS
74. NESTA CAAAAAAAAARES
75. Wait, what does it mean that she sees her child and he’s a death-god?
76. STARFALL DRESS
77. NIGHT TRIUMPHANT AND STARS ETERNAL
78. Nesta! ❤ also Nesta and Rhys being on friendly terms is everything
79. LARGEST WINGSPAN, I’M DEAD
80. The bets! Sarah J Maas is the best with her squad-throwing-bets scenes
81. DAWN COURT
82. I love Viviane already
83. I have a feeling Tamlin is coming
84. Tamlin is here
85. FUCK NO HES GOING TO TURN THEM ALL AGAINST THE COURT OF DREAMS
86. YES RHYS YOU SHOW TAMLIN WHO’S BOSS
87. Wait, they’re actually going to work together?
88. Oh shit, she just revealed her powers to Beron
89. YAAASS CRESSIDA AND VIVIANE
90. LOL Helion wants the three of them. I’m crying
91. Also, a bit late but openly BI AND GAY CHARACTERS I LOVE IT
92. HOLY SHIT HELION IS LUCIEN’S FATHER?
93. What does Nesta feel?
94. FEYSAND IS SO BEAUTIFUL I’M CRYING
95. SHIT HE JUST DESTROYED THE WALL
96. Bryaxis better come thru
97. GUYS I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW

PART THREE: HIGH LADY
98. Waaaaaaaaaait…..wtf Jurian’s on their side????
99. What the fuck Tamlin???
100. Why did he go back though? I thought he was on their side?
101. NESSIAN
102. YAASSS IT’S OUR FAVORITE MESSY BITCH WHO LIVES FOR DRAMA: THE SURIEL
103. NOOOOO THE SURIEL HOW DARE SHE
104. YAAASSS IANTHE GETS WHAT SHE DESERVES
105. I’M SOBBING THE SURIEL
106. GOD STOP WITH THE FIGHTING
107. SHIT
108. YOOOOOOOOOO VARIAN JUST KISSED AMREN YAAAAASSSSS
109. SHIT NO IT TOOK ELAIN
110. RHYSAND GIVING HER ENCOURAGING WORDS IS EVERYTHING
111. YAASSS TAMLIN DO SOMETHING GOOD
112. MY GIRL CAN FLY
113 THEY GOT OUT
114. OHMYGOD MOR. I’M SOBBING. SHE IS SO IMPORTANT. SARAH J MAAS MAY MAKE ALL OF US WANT TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID BUT SHE ALWAYS CREATES SUCH IMPORTANT AND BEAUTIFUL CHARACTERS IT ALWAYS LEAVES ME SPEECHLESS
115. Ohmygod Feyre already planning out potential baes for Mor
116. She’s going to face the Ouroboros
117. She’s seeing herself right? Cuz she’s a wolf
118. I was RIGHT
119. Okay this speech is beautiful but like I AM SO SCARED RN
120. ALL THREE HAVE BEEN REUNITED
121. Ohmygodtheycame they all came
122. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO THE CARVER
123. DRAKON’S ARMY
124. HOLY CRAP THEIR FATHER CAME THRU
I AM SHOOKETH
125. THEIR FATHER NO
126. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM CASSIAN
127. NO NO NO NO NO NOT CASSIAN NOT NESTA
128. OH
MY
GOD
ELAIN
YOU 
AMAZING
BADASS

129. AMREN IS UNLEASHING HERSELF ISN’T SHE
130. SHE’S NOT GOING TO REMEMBER VARIAN OR HER FRIENDS NO
131. OH SHIT THE CAULDRON
132. RHYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DON’T YOU DARE
133. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
NOPE
NEVER
UH UH
NO
NO
NO

NO

I AM ACTUALLY SOBBING FOR REAL

I HAVE CHEST PAINS

134. Oh my god Tamlin
135. RHYS
136. AMREN
137. LUCIEN
138. REMAKE THE WORLD
139. THEY’RE OKAY

I’M DEAD

Did somebody ask for Solangelo headcanons? …No?


1) Nico never really gets completely used to food again after the jar

2) He, like, goes a couple weeks or months with a normal eating schedule and then it hits him, and he almost can’t eat for days

3) He hates being like this and feels extremely guilty

4) But Will’s always there with cuddles, kisses and something that Nico may be able to drink

5) Smoothies has always been the easiest for Nico, so that’s what Will usually have

6) And Wil is happy that his boyfriend gets some food through it

7) But when Nico goes back to eating normally, he loves food

8) He’s also great at making it

9) Will’s also pretty okay

10) He cooks a lot of Italian food he remembers from living in Italy

11) And Will loves it

12) I mean, he just loves his little Death Boy, okay?

anonymous asked:

favorite jjp moments this year?

I love this cus this is why I tag all my favorite jjp moments

Holy shit answering this ask made me realize just how many jjp moments have occurred this year and it’s just April. This is so long and there were so many jjp moments this year but these are most of my top faves.

1) When Jinyoung kissed Jaebum’s cheek on New Yang Nam Show and if you didn’t know the context you’d swear he was trying to give him a hickey

Originally posted by 1996yj

2) When a blind folded Jinyoung almost immediately recognized Jaebum’s hand by touch at an EST Cola event in Thailand (have you noticed all the best JJP moments occur in Thailand?) They were also being very touchy and flirty at this event which you can see more of if you go through like 10 pages of my jjp tag

Because Tumblr is difficult, watch the video here

3) This photo taken at a fan sign Cus it looks like Jackson is officiating their wedding

4) When Jinyoung sat in JB’s lap and JB motioned for him to sit back on him (at an It’s Skin event in Thailand) watch full video here

(source: got7europe)

and here’s a video to prove how flirty they get in Thailand:

5) When Jaebum was acting completely soft around GOT7 but especially Jinyoung during the Vlive they recorded after their Anniversary fanmeet

Originally posted by missladybug019

6) The play GOT7 acted out during their 3rd anniversary fanmeet, it was very jjp-centric. Bless whoever wrote the script and assigned the parts. Turn on cc for subs.

6) When GOT7 were on Show! Champion and the members had to hit Jinyoung’s butt and Jaebum caressed the peach three times

watch the highlights here

7) When Jinyoung was faced with a lie detector test and said he thought he was the handsomest but the lie detector shocked him so instead he said “I think JB is best handsome guy” in ENGLISH

8) When Jinyoung sang Jaebum the Happy Birthday song with lots of aegyo and JB was so soft and you could tell he enjoyed it

9) When GOT7 performed at I forgot where and Jinyoung did this provocative move with his hips while Jaebum had to stand frozen in front of him and just watch

10) JJP being forced to watch old JJ Project videos on Weekly Idol

(gif source: umma-jy)

10 things that gay/bi guys want

1. Good morning/night texts

2. Cuddling while watching Netflix 

3. Hugs from behind

4. Pictures taken together

5. Kisses, lots of them

6. A cute stuffed toy to squeeze the crap out of and hug

7. Deep, long conversations

8. A hoodie with his scent all over it

9. Surprises, even little ones

10. Telling him how much you love him

So I’ve said for awhile that this new trilogy’s going to be really heavy on story. Maybe I’ve not said it *in* awhile, but it was definitely there in the beginning.

Remember that Ben Solo is the undisputed next-gen Skywalker of this trilogy according, ver batum, to production.

7: We meet the estranged Ben Solo

8: We find out what the hell Ben’s fucking problem is and start to get an inkling of how to fix it

9. Ben decides whether or not he WANTS to fix it, if he WANTS to come back, and this is where his relationship with Rey will come in. Ben can’t do this alone- he’s in too deep, and too messed up over what he’s done and what’s been done to him to keep steady on his path back to freedom. This is why he needs help- his uncle, his mother, Rey.

The trailer for 7 was a collection of voices speaking over the footage, but 8 was just a conversation. It was a conversation with Rey and Luke about the Force and what it could actually be- not the preconceived notion of it. If 7 was many voices and 8 was two, what if 9 just had…one?

In almost a Farscape-esque message in a bottle–

I don’t know if you’ll get this…
I don’t know if anyone is still out there…or still cares….
I know what I’ve done…what I’m still capable of…I will not argue against what’s obvious.

I’ve caused pain….misery….
But I just….nothing’s ever
stopped.
My whole life…all I’ve ever wanted….

I don’t know if you’ll get this…
I don’t know if she’s right that you still care…
But if you do…………
Please take me home.” –
Ben

20 Reasons to love Kol Mikaelson

1- He’s FUN

Originally posted by lifeofvampirediaries

2- He doesn’t care

Originally posted by chicastrology

3- He was the only one to make Klaus shut up

Originally posted by lifeofvampirediaries

Which was great (I don’t like Klaus that much)

4- He embraced being a vampire 

Originally posted by screamingdoodle

5- You can easily ship him with bonnie ♥ (Kennet was born in 2s)

Originally posted by lilouklonnie

6- He’s the only one you can ship with a baseball bat bat

Originally posted by killianjonesz

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ This is my OTP, I’ll go down with this ship! I ship it! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

7- And even with a door

Originally posted by bellsprincess

8- He’s handsome, and he knows it

Originally posted by mysticfallsgif

9- Sassy :) 

Originally posted by theladysifs

10- This 

Originally posted by mikaelsonsreign

11- That look (I mean come on he’s so adorable)

Originally posted by mikaelsontree

12- Did I forget to mention the accent

Originally posted by nuvole-di-pensieri

13- That smile

Originally posted by albinobrains

14- The way he walks

Originally posted by grontward

15- He’s a 1000 years old vamp, who listens to music with headphones ;)

Originally posted by ttheoriginals

16- Klaroline shipper :p

Originally posted by lifeofvampirediaries

17- Out of everyone else he was always right 

Originally posted by sharmaniac

he said silas would kill Jeremy, he did, he said that silas would raise hell on earth, well he was going to drop the veil, he said his family will fight over the cure, and they did …….

18- he’s cute 

Originally posted by sterec

19- Played by Nate Buzolic 

Originally posted by lovekolmikaelsonstuff

20- After being on TVD for only 7 episodes, he got a huge fanbase that fought for him to come back ! For almost 3 years now -RESPECT-

Originally posted by xxbloodydesiresxx

Originally posted by nerdreamer

prompt list

if you ever wanna see an imagine with one of the prompts, send me a number and the person you want to see the imagine with :)

include either male!reader or fem!reader (or somewhere along those lines) so it’s easier for me to write
++ there’s gonna be a lot more prompts, i just need to think of some more :)
+++also include if you want it to be a smut or sad (etc) imagine. thank you loves! xx


x = inspo by @lavishinglydia

1. “do you realize how dumb you sound right now?”

2. “are you even listening?” “yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.”

3. “well, if you’d woken up properly the first time i kicked you, i wouldn’t have had to do it four more times.”

4. “four twenty blaze it? more like four twenty praise it, am i right?”

5. “you’re making me lose more brain cells by talking more than bryce presenting an english project.”

6. “i will kung fu your ass all the way to [insert place]. shut up.”

7. “what’s your favorite word?” “fuck off.” “that’s two words.” “fuck.”

8. reader is stressed and character tries to help them relieve it

9. “you’re blessed to have me in your life.”

10. “why are you upside down?” “why are you rightside up?” [x]

11. “give me my pizza back.” “i ate it yesterday, Y/N.” “I. WANT. IT. BACK.” [x]

12. “why would you do this to me?”

13. “my pinky finger has more talent than you.”

14. reader and character is making fun of each other which leads to making out/smut

15. character accidentally walking in on the reader while they’re [insert action]

16. character wants to learn reader’s language (probably suggested for only multi-lingual readers)

17. “do you love me more than [insert celebrity name]?” “i’d be lying if i said yes.”

18. “i thought i was supposed to be the dramatic one.”

19. “gimme kiss.” *kiss* “one more.” *kiss* “wait, one more.” *kiss* “might as well just fuck me already.”

20. “maybe if you weren’t such an asshole, i’d like you.”

21. *reader points to character* “i choose you bitch.”

22. midnight conversations which leads to phone sex :)

23. rASPY MORNING VOICE THAT TURNS READER ON INTENSELY

24. “you’re possibly the dumbest person i have ever met.” “but i’m you’re favorite.” “bullshit.”

25. *reader and character are texting*
character: “send nudes” 
reader: “i suddenly can’t read”
character: “how’d you type that then?”
reader: “bxznnbzxcdnsfbj”
character: “better” [x]

26. *reader and character are watching a scary movie and reader gets scared* “aw, is little Y/N scared?” “no, i’m not. but come here and hold me.”

27. “if i could, i would throw you off a cliff”

28. “i will not hesitate to chop your head off, got it?”

29. *character is texting reader’s best friend* “i’m just trying to stick my dick in [reader], but nooo” *reader’s best friend sends screenshots to reader* *ends up being a smut because why not*

30. "just fuck me already.“

31. “go ahead, laugh at the [girl/boy] who loved too easily”

32. “don’t you fucking get it? i love you!”

33. “can i have this dance?”

34. “don’t you dare touch me.”

35. reader and character sing along to high school musical in the car

36. “i’m drunk and i miss you”

37. “okay! okay! i’m sorry! put me down!”

38. “i love you” “wait, what?” “i said… i-i love food.”

39. reader and character are keeping their relationship lowkey but soon everyone starts asking about the hickies on their necks

40. “i love you and all, but i’m trying to eat so can you like, not.”

41. “what’s it gonna take for you to sit on my dick?” “a small loan of a billion dollars.”

42. character grabs reader’s ass – so for revenge, reader teases character and smut stuff

43. “i’d rather cut my ears off than hear you talk.”

44. reader is sick so character skips school to take care of them

45. “that’s what you get for not giving me your last brownie” [x]

46. “what kind of humpty dumpty dumbass…”

47. “i loved you.”

48. “breathe Y/N. breathe.”

49. “i moved on, and so should you.”

50. “was she better than me?”

51. “i hope she was worth it.”

52. “can you stop being an asshole for once and just help me?

53. “give me my phone back!”

54. “don’t talk to me ever again.”

55. “just give me the damn bottle, [character]”

56. reader likes character but character likes someone else

57. reader is the little badass of Liberty High, and character finds it incredibly hot and maybe smut

58. “just say please babygirl[/babyboy]

59. “you better not fuck this up [character’s last name]

60. “show me where i asked”

61. “sucks that i don’t care”

62. “a fish has a longer attention span than you”

63. “it’s cold” “here, take my jacket”

64. “you are aware that i hate you with a burning passion, right?”

65. “don’t touch my hair.”

66. “give me my phone back!”

67. “give me another chance. please”

68. “was i not good enough for you?”

69. “honestly fuck off”

70. “i’m not in the mood. leave or i’ll make you leave”

71. reader and character are paired up for a science project – reader hates character but character ends up kissing reader

72. “stay away from me”

73. “does it look like i’m fucking okay?”

74. “i hope you’re happier with her”

75. “shut up and pay attention”

76. “i’m not your little slave”

77. “you can do it your damn self”

Ask Me Stuff!

1. Last beverage
2. Last phone call
3. Last text
4. Last song
5. Last time you cried
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Kissed anyone and regretted it
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
12. List your three favorite colors
In the last year have you…

15. Made a new friend
16. Fallen out of love
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends are
20. Found out someone was talking about you
21. Kissed anyone on your FB list
22. How many people do you know on your FB list
23. Do you have any pets

24. Do you want to change your name
25. What did you do for your last birthday party
26. What time did you wake up today
27. What were you doing at midnight last night
28. Something you cannot wait for
29. Last time you saw your mother
30. One thing you wish you could change about your life
31. What are you listening to right now
32. Have you ever talked to a Tom
33. What’s getting on your nerves right now
34. Most viewed webpage
35. Nickname
36. Relationship status
37. Zodiac sign
40. College/University
41. Hair color
42. Long or short
43. Height
44. Do you have a crush on someone
45. What do you like about yourself
46. Tattoos
47. Right or left handed
48. First piercings
49. First best friend
50. First sport you joined
51. First vacation
52. First pair of trainers
53. Eating
54. Drinking
55. About to
56. Watching
57. Listening to
58. Waiting for
Your Future…
59. Want kids
60. Get married
61. Career
62. Lips or eyes
63. Hugs or kisses
64. Shorter or taller
65. Older or younger
66. Romantic or spontaneous
67. Nice stomach or arms
68. Loud or sensitive
69. Hook-up or relationship
70. Trouble maker or hesitant
71. Kissed a stranger
72. Drank hard liquor
73. Lost glasses/contacts
74. Had sex on a first date
75. Broken someone’s hear
76. Been arrested
77. Turned someone down
78. Cried when someone died
79. Fallen for a friend
Do you believe in…

80. Yourself
81. Miracles
82. Love at first sight
83. Heaven
84. Santa Claus
85. Kisses on first dates
86. Angels

send one of the following for a letter from my muse to yours
why my muse writes :

1 - your muse broke up with them
2 - my muse has just come back from your muse’s funeral
3 - our muses have lost touch and mine thinks of yours a few years later
4 - our muses have had a huge row
5 - my muse is worried about yours
6 - my muse needs to tell yours something they can’t say out loud
7 - my muse thinks they’ll never see yours again
8 - my muse needs to tell yours bad news, but they can’t voice it
9 - an apology that’s way too late
10 - other, please specify

I don’t know how the education system works in America, but here in Montenegro we have 4 months off. Currently I have only one month left, since I’m going to Gymnasium in September. Blah blah I’m boring, but here’s how to make this summer NOT BORING and most importantly PRODUCTIVE.

I always spend the last month of summer vacation revising so I can slowly get used to the busy student lifestyle. My day usually looks like this:

8:00 AM - wake up, workout or go for a walk

8:30 AM - make breakfast and obv eat it

9:00-10:00 clean up my room, organise stuff, read or just lay around.

10:00 AM - this is when I get serious. Chemistry is difficult for me so I always revise it first.

 I take my old notes and texbooks and simply read them.

 I use Pomodoro so during the 5min break I say out loud the stuff I just revised.

 I do the same thing with other subjects like Biology. I don’t revise every lesson just the stuff I think I didn’t learn well during the past school year. Also I only do this with Chemistry and Biology bc I don’t understand them as much as I understand other subjects.

2:00 PM - is when I’m done with studying for the day.  I have lunch, spend time on Tumblr, Instagram or just be lazy.

How I spend the rest of the day changes from day to day, but here’s a few ideas for filling in the spare time.

WATCH DOCUMENTARIES

You can find them online or on TV, and they’re very useful. To make sure you learn something take a notebook and write down important stuff.

READ, READ A LOT

It doesn’t matter if you read magazines, textbooks or real books. The important thing is that you read.

LISTEN TO OLD MUSIC

You know, Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, or maybe Beethoven? While you listen to it, read about the authors and the time they lived in. It’s a fun history class and it always amazes me when someone recognises old hits. You can do the same thing by watching old movies.

WATCH MOVIES

How is this useful? Not sure, but some movies motivate me, others make me cry and it’s a good way to spend spare time.

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Junkrat grenades (Cosplay tutorial)

This is my first tutorial and I’m going to show you how to do Junkrats grenades for your cosplay, but I’m going to put this under a “read more” since this is going to be a long post. But don’t worry, it’s actually very simple~

Keep reading

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S T R A T U S  C L A N

welp i finally did it ive tried to lair lore :’D
(this will likely be added to as i mess with stuff as i go along)

windswept plateau, current capacity 75
a middling sized lair laid out atop a roughly semicircular rock formation, backed up against the edge of the reedcliff ascent looking out across the flat zephyr steppes. unless flying in, a winding stone trail marked with pagoda lamps takes visitors through a dense forest of bamboo and pine to the steep climb up the sheer cliffs and right to the ‘official’ main entrance. the clan has made their lair by sculpting the rocky faces with terraces, burrow holes leading into the inner sanctums, and growing welcoming vegetation all over the cliffs. on the other side, the cliff drops straight down into the maze of waterways between the ascent’s posts of rock.
the dragons inhabiting this splinter of land are practical and capable but think big and beautiful, getting through their daily tasks while having fun. many members have crafts they like to practice as well as their gathering or guarding duties, and these art objects - in particular balloons, floating lanterns, and kites - are their primary source of trade. due to a few shared interests, the clan is also home to flocks of semi-tame birds - mostly sparrows and corvids.
additionally, they are on good terms with local factions of beastclans native to the area, with members mingling and trading the clan. as such these groups of harpy, longneck, and talonok are referred to as the ‘stratus’ beastclans to other lairs in the area (much to their annoyance).

key

dragon shape: this marks the largest member of our clan with us, a 30ft long imperial named aurora. while the larger tunnels and entrance holes can comfortably accommodate larger dragons, the vast majority of the lair is made up of much smaller dragon breeds, over a quarter being skydancers 3 of whom are the leaders of the clan.
1, the whistling tree: the very top of the lair is taken up by a vast apple tree, whose roots and surrounding rocks have been carved to “sing”.
2, windmill pools: the large windmills draw water up from the waterways through deep shafts to the top of the lair for use elsewhere
3, mistfall: the overflow from the pools cascades dramatically over the edge of the peak and is blown into mist by the winds before it reaches the bottom
4, the coop: large, well maintained bore holes and tunnels on the back of the lair house the clans flocks of birds
5, the amphitheatre: the central island platform of the lair, with its own pool and mini forest garden, makes a perfect place for public speaking and events.
6, balloon cloud: the air above the lair is decorated with wind balloons, the largest carrying the clan symbol. all of the dragons of the lair have at least one of their own balloon work floating up there.
7, watch towers: while they may be a laid back clan, they are still sensible enough to have watch platforms sprouting from the un-terraced crags
8, entrance hall: what is considered the main entrance to the lair due to the path leading right up to it
9, the maw: far below at the bottom of the cliff is a large tunnel where large cargo and in-demand fish catches can be brought in
10, the gardens: while all of the terraces are used to grow bits and pieces, the lowest terraces are tended to as large meadow gardens
11, the climb: the steep climb up to the lair proper is paved with stones and lanterns that can guide at night, many a snapper has complained
12, crossroad bridge: this bridge crosses the small stream which separates the lair from the mainland and has other paths branching off to beastclan territories and the rest of the plateau

A Ghost Quartet Timeline

* (holy shit I can’t believe I did it) This is presented in linear order, but Rose Red has her own timeline that is numbered so you can follow it. @unseeliecosette @rainycomets @animekuragin @roxieusher

  • Scheherazade tells stories to Dunyazad and Shah Zaman
  • I guess The Shah doesn’t kill Scheherazade after all, but Dunyazad dies
  • 11. Scheherazade meets the time-traveling/ghost Rose Red who gets a piece of her stardust
  • 1. Pearl White and Rose Red are born much much later
  • 2. Rose falls for the Astronomer
  • 3. Astronomer steals her work and breaks her heart
  • 4. Astronomer gets with Pearl
  • 5. Rose finds out and gets pissed
  • 6. Rose strikes a deal with the Bear
  • 15. Time-traveling/ghost Rose comes back to bring the objects to the Bear, but he doesn’t hold his end of the bargain
  • 16. Rose drinks a bunch and pushes Pearl into a river
  • 17. Pearl drowns and floats to the Miller’s pond
  • 18. The Miller pulls her out and dries her bones
  • 19. A Fiddler comes by and makes a fiddle out of her breastbone
  • 7. Rose seduces Soldier for her pot of honey
  • 8. The fiddle comes into Rose’s possession somehow and her future family inherits it
  • 9. Rose becomes Lady Usher’s mom??
  • 10. Rose becomes a ghost that travels through time and through people or something
  • Lady Usher grows up and marries Edgar
  • Roxie is born and so is Brent
  • 12. Time-travelling/ghost Rose becomes Roxie’s creepy ‘twin sister’ imaginary friend
  • Astronomer gets with teenage Roxie (after all that time, still going after young girls? Yikes. Or maybe it’s a different Astronomer or his child)
  • Starchild is born
  • 13. Time-travelling/ghost Rose steals Starchild for the secret baptism
  • Roxie dies
  • Lady Usher preserves the corpse
  • Fool/Brent leaves and eventually becomes the Pusher
  • Roxie rises from the grave and attacks Lady Usher, killing her
  • Maybe Starchild gives birth to the Camera Shop Owner! (no, that would make her Rose’s great-great granddaughter. Maybe she’s Brent’s child or Rose had another kid)
  • Modern Pearl stands on the subway platform playing a game on her phone
  • The Pusher pushes her onto the subway track
  • 14. Time-travelling/ghost Rose somehow gets into Modern Rose’s head and has her take a picture of Pearl down on the track, a “photo of a ghost”
  • Pearl gets run over by the train
  • Modern Rose freaks out and destroys the camera
  • Modern Rose goes to the camera shop and the Owner tells her the story of the fiddle
  • Modern Rose leaves with a new camera and the subway driver’s number written on her arm
  • The Driver, Modern Rose, the Camera Shop Owner, and Fool/Brent/Pusher all end up meeting together, remembering all the other versions of themselves.
  • The Driver and Rose finally end up together happily and apparently have two daughters, which might be important???

* I still have no idea where songs like I Don’t Know, Any Kind of Dead Person, or Four Friends would go, but I’ll worry about that later

So to recap my thoughts on Jessica Jones:

1. I love Trish
2. I’m shipping Jessica x Trish so much
3. Pam must be protected at all costs
4. Malcolm is a sweetheart
5. The show is a little like Veronica Mars and I love it
6. Jessica is a perfect hero because she’s not perfect
7. Luke doesn’t hurt dogs which makes him great
8. Jeri is a hardass and I appreciate that while also not appreciating it
9. Claire Temple showing up gave me so much life
10. Kilgrave is a sadistic abuser, rapist, and murderer. Anyone that thinks otherwise and/or ships him with Jess needs to acknowledge that they don’t care for Jessica’s well-being and that they don’t have a problem with what Kilgrave has done.

the 9 satanic sins

1) Stupidity – The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

2) Pretentiousness – Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

3) Solipsism – Solipsism can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses, and sensibilities onto someone else who is probably far less attuned that you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy, and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do
onto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian viewpoint) we are from that point.

4) Self-Deciet – It’s in the Nine Satanic Statement but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered is when it is fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deciet!

5) Herd Conformity – That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of many.

6) Lack of Perspective – Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, everyday. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit the things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. So not be swayed herd constraints–know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

7) Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies – Be aware that this one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something as “new” and “different”, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the “creator” and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

8) Counterproductive Pride – The first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bath water. The rule of Satanism is if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, “I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow,” then do it

9) Lack of Aesthetics – This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. It is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off it most of the tome so it is discouraged in a consumer society, but is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing–it’s what is. Aesthetics is a highly personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

Ten Times you are nice with your teammate and One Time he left you without words

aka How Seb try to be the best Kimi’s homie in one single night and he winning again! 

1) When you are exhausted but you still bringing wet towel to your teammate

2) When you are at top and still you need for another handshake with your teammate before the national anthem

3) When you try to celebrate with your teammate but he already occupied

4) …And you try again!

5) When a journalist ask to you about your relationship with your teammate and you share your personal-deeply feelings

“Honest answer: no. I’ve always liked Kimi because from the very first day I joined Formula One he was one of the guys who showed me most respect. There were other guys who lost a little bit the ground under their feet but Kimi was definitely not one of them. At that time I was nobody in F1 and he was a great champion already. It was great to see that he pays that much respect. And since that day he hasn’t changed. I think people love him for the fact that there’s no bullshit – as he often quotes – he’s here for the racing bit and that’s ultimately why we’re all here: we love racing. So, I don’t know, I think we get along well. Obviously I had a better day, compared to him today – but if it’s the other way around I think it’s only fair to be as fair as him today.”

6) When a jornalist ask about your childhood idol and you end up to talk about your present teammate

“You know the way I was growing up, I just enjoyed racing and then to find myself nowadays having a teammate that I looked up to when I was young, racing him and seeing what he does, racing on a similar level to him.”  

7) When you deny the age of your teammate and the time together left

“I think Kimi is now 33, 34, 35, 36! OK. I think it’s impossible to predict the future. I think we are now on a good track with the team, Kimi and myself, so I think we’ve got some years ahead of us which we can enjoy. In a way you can forget the statistics, I think the most important thing is the sheer fun in life and get paid for it, that’s a great thing.”

8) When you don’t believe what your team has done at your teammate and you are bothered it

9) When to sit next to your teammate is more important of what your team expected or where your trophy is waiting for you

10) When you win the race but you are the first fanboy about the achievement  of your teammate 


+ 1 When your teammake is know like ICEMAN and he put your relationship before winning on internation live press conference

“I’d rather be with him in the same team and he wins and I’m in a third place than he’s in another team other than Ferrari.”

10 things only One Piece shippers understand

1. When you meet a fellow shipper

…or come across one on social media


2. When people keep telling you that shipping is pointless in a non-romance series


… but whenever you try SO HARD not to,


… and came VERY close to success, only for Oda to blast all that efforts off the roof by throwing in another cute moment


but deep down, this is how you actually feel


3. When those couples in DB and Naruto have already married and had kids, but yours hasn’t come anywhere near as holding hands…


4. When your favorite manga reviewer on YouTube talks about his otps and yours is not one of them


As if that wasn’t enough, your homie thinks his otps make sense also :”((((((


5. So when everyone suggest that you may be a little too obsessive


Especially when they spot you smiling like an idiot seeing your otp interact or simply being close to each other in one panel, movie poster or the latest color spread…


And then you learn that they’ll be separated. Again.

6. When you can’t get yourself to like a popular ship no matter what


…because they base their ships on looks instead of chemistry and take non-canon moment too seriously


…and you still have NO IDEA how the hell those blockheads FAIL to realize the obvious problem with their otp in these recent chapters (or from the very beginning)

…since they’re either naturally blonde or legally blind. could be both.


And as for those who are smart enough…


7. So when those haters go on Youtube, Instagram, manga sites (literally anywhere with a comment section) or, god forbid, YOUR  fandom and sprout twisted nonsense about their ships and expect everyone to believe it


…and when things reach the end of your tether but you try not to concern yourself with any shipping wars


8. When you’ve had enough of haters bashing your fandom and decide to do something about it


9. How you feel about crossovers and crack-pairings


10. You pull all-nighters making blogs/AMV/MEP/doujinshis;  reading/writing/translating fanfictions, and drawing fan arts of your otp with a very keen awareness that Oda might break your heart in the end


…but when your rival shipper try sweet-talking you out of it


…because, let’s face it: we LOVE our otps unconditionally, 


and that’s how Lana Del Rey nailed it…