Every time I see something with the concept of “Bill loses his powers and becomes a normal human after Weirdmageddon” I’m like “anything where he isn’t dead within a week just isn’t realistic.”


Coursers - great at shooting things! …not so great with children

“She is better than Larry. Fuck Larry. Larry is a little shit.”

Once upon a time, in the distant era of a month and a half ago I decided to read a fanfic. I seldom did. I just didn’t get the charm of it. Even weirder, this fic was for this ship I didn’t actually ship. But I still thought it a good idea to waste my time reading it. So I did.

I started reading Like A Drum.

And I fell hard.

Thus, I got a new OTP taking over my life. I blame Lownly. I blame you in the most lovingly way possible. Keep up the amazing work, you rock!

Exo Discusses Their Next Comeback Concept
  • Suho:So what concept should we do for our next comeback?
  • Chanyeol:Me
  • D.O.:That's not a concept
  • Baekhyun:I think it's a great concept
  • Suho:...
  • Kai:What about food? We could just like eat... & stuff
  • Xiumin:Whatever we do, I'm not dressing like a fucking child
  • Chen:But that's your appeal. The sexy man-baby.
  • D.O.:What about me? They always dress me like a child too...
  • Chanyeol:That's because you're scary as fuck.
  • Baekhyun:Yeah, they're trying to make you seem approachable.
  • D.O.:I'm approachable...
  • Chen:Whatever you say.
  • Suho:Can we get back to the concept, please?
  • Xiumin:We could actually do something with our superpowers.
  • Kai:F-food?
  • Chanyeol:I still say me.
  • D.O.:That is not a fucking concept.
  • Baekhyun:I still think it's a great concept
  • Chen:That's because you agree with everything he says.
  • Baekhyun:I do not.
  • Chanyeol:You kind of do.
  • Baekhyun:You're right.
  • Chen:Are you two gonna make out now, or?
  • Sehun:Don't encourage them
  • Suho:Guys. Please.
  • Kai:We could just sit on stage & eat. It'll be great.
  • Kai:I'm hungry.
  • Lay:What if we go simple, just not do anything but sing really meaningful songs to the fans because we love them & then we could go around giving all of them hugs because love
  • Sehun:that's boring as fuck wow good job
  • Suho:Leave Yixing alone.
  • Kai:So hungry...
  • Xiumin:I want to be shirtless for the next comeback.
  • Luhan:I think that's a great idea.
  • Chen:Where the fuck did you come from?
  • Luhan:...
  • Luhan:China