it-wasn't-even-funny

My cousin said I’m the love child of Alphys and Undyne because im really socially awkward and geeky, but I also say nerd, dweeb and dork a lot and have a battle cry. She also says I’m like a third sans cause I’m really lazy and make a lot of puns, but thATS UNIMPORTANT LOOK AT THESE NERDS.

Fake Chats #195
  • Jimin: do you think you're funny?
  • Seokjin: I know I'm funny. You wanna know how I know that?
  • Jimin: not really.
  • Seokjin: because you laugh! Ha!
  • Jimin:
  • Seokjin:
  • Jimin: *giggles*
  • Jungkook: hyung, seriously, that wasn't even remotely funny, couldn't you have held on to it?
  • Jimin: I don't to laugh! It's against my will.
  • Seokjin: doesn't take away from me being funny, though.
  • Jungkook: Yoongi-hyung doesn't think you're funny.
  • Seokjin: Yoongi in an evil little hedgehog and I don't care what he thinks.
  • Jimin: *giggles again*
  • Jungkook: hyung! I admit that the idea of Yoongi being a hedgehog is remotely funny, but still!
  • Seokjin: c'mon Kookie, embrace the dorkiness. Remember, I raised you on my back.
  • Jungkook: what does that have to do with anything?
  • Seokjin: you have my DNA. Bad jokes are in your genes.
  • Jungkook: you aren't actually related to me. I'm bad joke gene free.
  • Seokjin: young man, talk like that gets you blacklisted.
  • Jungkook: blacklisted from what?
  • Seokjin: Jimin.
  • Jungkook: that's crossing a line!
  • Jimin: *giggles*
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I made a little comic heheh. I’m sorry that I’m not the best artist around, but i’m just trying to tell you that you’re all beautiful no matter size, colour, looks, weight, etc. 

YOU ARE AWESOME OK??? NOW GO AHEAD AND KICK SOME BUTTER

anonymous asked:

Thrift store worker here again. I struggle with depression and I try to not let it affect my customer service. The other day this guy was trying to make me laugh. He really wasn't being funny. He even asks me, "What, are you depressed or something?" None of your business, pal. The customer after him, however, comes up to me and whispers, "Or, maybe you're just not being FUNNY," in a hilarious tone of voice. That, however, DID make me laugh. Bless him.