it-was-so-funny

so the video of fat bottomed girls was on tv and my dad walked into the living room and asked “who are they? I don’t recognise them” and two seconds later his eyes widened and he whispered an embarrassed “oh” and walked away 

I was talking to my dad about troyler and...
  • Me:What's the last video Troye and Tyler made?
  • Dad:with the balloons? The one you were showing me?
  • Me:No that was with Marcus
  • Dad:MARCUS who does he think he is
  • Dad:I came here for troyler and what do I get MARCUS
  • Dad:Marcus better get himself away from Tyler or else

omg did i ever tell you guys about the time my drama teacher was like “wow u r so good at acting in love with a person” and i was like “thx” and laughed bc i was only trying to impersonate dan when he is around phil

my fav parts of Delta ep

  • when Zinnia fucking burns Steven Stone so hard he can’t even reply
  • when Zinnia has her mental breakdown on Spear Pillar and the camera pans over to show Brendan/May just giving hER THE COLDEST FUCKING DEATH GLARE I EVER SEEN
  • NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW

okay so sheerleading101 and I saw this picture here on tumblr the other day

and decided to print out like 70 copies

and put them all around our school and the city

and this lady came up to us and asked us why we had put that picture on her bicycle and we told her it was school work and ran away