it-was-a-random-...thing

Imagine, if you would, that Serena and Yuri got into an argument. 

Okay. They bicker back and forth. Yuri finds it amusing at first, but Serena’s not letting up. So eventually he gets bored and just stands there like this:

And then, while Serena is still yelling, Yuri just slowly lifts up his arm, activates his duel disk, and does this:

Serena becomes even more angry as she realizes what he’s about to do, and as she screams, “DON’T YOU DARE!”, he just deadpan stares at her while activating his magic card and disappears. 

He knows he’ll get an earful later when she finds him again, but making her mad is one of his favorite games.

For cat’s sake, the porn bots has the whole alphabet combinations or what? How many of them can be around here? 
@staff @support where are you? It’s your duty to delete them all do something right FOR ONCE. 

I just blocked like 20 just from my notifications of TODAY and it’s just 8 AM!! Ugh… Thank you tumblr, thanks to you I spent the little waiting for my friend blocking porn instead of enjoying the empty street and my music, no sarcasm of course. 

oscar wilde
  • had three middle names
  • spoke five languages
  • was sentenced to prison for sodomy
  • was 16 when he had his first kiss
  • loved to travel
  • had an eidetic memory
  • lied about his age on his marriage certificate
  • held seances at his house
  • spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were
  • kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray
  • had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool
  • the kids at his school called him “grey crow”
  • one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it
  • his favorite word was ivory
  • his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”
  • his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes

Nikola Tesla is the greatest b/c he loved pigeons and science and wanted to provide people with electricity at low cost but he was also lowkey trying to build a death beam. 

  • Me, 7 weeks ago: Ah, I really hope the fanservice isn't too invasive and fetish-y. I mean they look good together but it's sort of tiring to see queerbait and absolutely no pay-off...
  • Me, now: Ah, I really hope Victor and Yuuri choose a nice location for their wedding and honeymoon, I mean there are so many beautiful places in the world to choose from...
It's a Japanese Thing

Yuuri: Viktor

Yuuri: Vicchan

Yuuri: Vitya

Yurio: wait wait wait say that again

Yuuri: Vitya

Yurio: Why do you say it like that? It sounds like Bitya

Yuuri: it’s a Japanese thing

Yurio: huh

Yuuri: hm

Yuuri: bitya

Yuuri: Bicchan

Yuuri: Biktor

Yuuri:

Yuuri: BITCHYA

Yuuri: BITCHTOR NIKIFOROV

Yurio: OMLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Viktor: DONT BOND OVER CALLING ME BITCH

Bitch sensei: I feel ya

literally every character this season: how does it feel to be on the sidelines, victor? how is it to watch your long-time rivals perform from the audience? how do you feel about having your records broken? 

victor: could you take a picture of yuri and me with my phone?????

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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OPEN!”

gif request meme » Borderlands + favorite minor character

Iwaoi - dance au

I’m just doing a lot of random sketches lately. I like them!