Context: my ranger elf stole a purple horse from someone and named it Barney, i was going to bring him to a wizard to enchant him to speak like Barney the dinosaur but instead chose the cheaper route of the black market.
DM: you bring your horse to the black market to enchant him to speak like barney. Role to see if your horse remains untampered with.
Me: *roles a nat one*
DM: your horse is now able to speak like Barney the dinosaur, but is now possessed by the spirit of a destructive demon, and whispers under his breath about mad cultists.
Me: if I say really fucked up shit in a Barney the Dinosaur voice whenever my horse talks can I have extra experience points?
DM: fuck yes.
Me: *in Barney voice* “I will sacrifice the gluttons of this realm’s innards to the unholy forces of my people.”
OK CONCERNING THE WHOLE HEADCANON THING IM WRITING THAT PPL KEEP ASKING ME ABT, i was talking to @chompiee abt a ~love confession~ and then @cryptidsp00n abt the aftermath of said confession concerning them kissing