*crawls out from under your bed* sOUYO
- immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: I don’t know why I can imagine Souji doing this-
- wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: It’s 3AM. Yosuke wakes up wanting to pee. He goes to the bathroom, not realizing Souji’s not on bed. When he hears something coming from the kitchen, he sees Souji wearing an apron and cooking in very dim light. “I just wanted some pancakes” “What the fuck partner”.
- sends the other unsolicited nudes: Probably Souji. Maybe Yosuke tries a few times but he’s too ashamed to actually send them.
- brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: I feel like Souji would do this and be very proud of himself too.
- comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Souji? Probably Souji. I mean- “That cake looks so nice maybe I could cook it for Nanako”.
- blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Yosuke of course-
- killed the guy (also, which hid the body): WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
(*gestures to Namatame*)
- wears the least clothing around the house: Souji has absolutely no problem with wearing any clothes at all. Or none at all. (As long as they’re alone)
- has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Yosuke. Like, Souji has them too, but Yosuke is the one to show them more often.