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I appreciated all the posts theorizing in 3A about how Bellamy and Clarke work too well together so the show can’t keep them in the same place because they’d solve things too quickly, but let’s take a second and remember that in the four episodes they’ve been together so far they’ve basically just been like “I HAVE A SHITTY PLAN” “that’s a shitty plan” “yeah but do you have a BETTER plan” “nope let’s do your shitty thing”

magical boy finn with some hecka cute pals!! [with process on patreon]

90% sure this has been done before but honestly there weren’t enough frills

I can’t decide which part of this is more wrong: that I’m writing D/s slashfic while on a work conference call, or that I’m a work conference call when I’m home sick.

How not to adult in a relationship
  • Bf:so I made a bid for a better paying route to help support us.
  • Me:Oh, wow. That's great!
  • Bf:yeah, since you know...we'll be moving in together soon
  • Me:...and when will that be?
  • Bf:...ZzzzzZzzz...
  • Me:Oh don't you pull that shit with me you motherfucker. We are going to have this conversation
  • Bf:Oh, no! I'm going deaf! Babe, let me hear you...moan my name...one last time!
  • Me:*covers face with hands* omg I'm going to become an alcoholic at this rate
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There was a bit of a reputation for having a lot of boy-bashing songs. Which is a sexist way of saying heartbreak songs. To trivialise someone who’s heartbroken is really cruel. But people have to simplify things. Everybody’s got busy lives, they don’t have time to form a complex opinion of me and my music.

252. Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie grew old the first time they visited Narnia, and many wonder what they did. Few know the new names they took there as they started a school for their new home to teach those that would come after them. They didn't want people to be influenced by their name, so they took new names that would stand out with their new school. Godric, Rowena, Salazar, and Helga.

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