In other words, not all pokemon are measured like humans gasp foot to head. Instead, they can be measured from tail to head as well as various other methods (pokemon with wings might be measured by their wingspan). So don’t be fooled by those joke posts about some pokemon sizes, especially when “height” is considered. Weight, on the other hand, might bean issue…
Prompt: We both live in the same apartment building but haven’t
ever talked and Sunday morning we’re both doing the walk of shame
This is 4.8k of a neighbours au. It’s mostly cute :)
Dex tried not to groan as he pushed the button for his
floor. Fuck, were the elevator lights too bright for him now? Where had his
university alcohol tolerance gone?
“Hold the elevator!”
Dex did groan that time, but hit the “open
door” button because even as hungover as he was, he wasn’t a fucking
The other person slid into the elevator, almost falling
over his own feet. “Thanks man. Did not want to spend any more time in
Dex looked at him and recognized the guy from the 7th
floor who lived across from Lardo. He looked nearly as disheveled as Dex, his
hair obviously rumpled, and was that a - yep, that was definitely a hickey
where his t-shirt met his neck. Dex smirked at the guy. “Looks like you
had a good night though.”
The guy smirked back at him, taking in Dex’s similar
appearance. “I could say the same thing.”
“You wouldn’t be wrong,” Dex said, deadpan.
“Nice.” The other guy nodded at him.
They stood in silence as the elevator went the last few
seconds up to the 7th floor. Before getting off the elevator, the other guy
held out his fist and bumped his knuckles against Dex’s when he returned the
gesture. “Nice,” the guy repeated, and walked out of the elevator.
Dex managed to drag himself to the kitchen of his 10th
floor apartment, where he drank two glasses of water, set a two hour alarm, and
passed out on his couch, the low voices of ESPN broadcasters on the tv in the