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Red vs. Blue Starters
  • "Man, your jeep got FUCKED UP!"
  • "That's right... I'm a gay robot."
  • "I think you are pretty, and you haven't hurt my body in a while, so I was hoping that we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands, and you would go with me, and when you went with me, you would be my real girlfriend/boyfriend."
  • "I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!"
  • "Buenos días, cockbites. Guess who's back?"
  • "Payback's a bitch, and so am I."
  • "What are you, a communist?"
  • "YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNT, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK STUFF!!"
  • "I bet I have better vitals than you... What's a vital?"
  • "Son, did you just shoot yourself in the foot?"
  • "What about those robot nuts?"
  • "What is your problem with my balls?!"
  • "You know, in a field situation, your helmet does serve as dual usage."
  • "Look, a blue Santa!"
  • "PROTECT ME, CONE!!"
  • "Isn't that what babies suck on?"
  • "Timeline? Time is not made out of lines!! It is made out of circles... That is why clocks are round!!"
  • "I love boners!"
  • "I can't, I just can't take this. We're all going to die!"
  • "I need your ovaries!"
  • "It's not pink, it's lightish red!"
Red vs Blue Starter Prompts, Send one to my inbox
  • "What's with all these feelings for Donut?"
  • "My body is trying to die..."
  • "I wish I knew how to scrapbook!"
  • "If we survive the next few minutes, I'll be f***ing amazed."
  • "I've lost my shotgun! What am I gonna do without my shotgun!"
  • "That...was the worst throw ever... of all time."
  • "Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"
  • "Come here I need to borrow your neck."
  • "*Blarg!* *Honk!*"
  • "Bow chicka bow wow!"
  • "You guys are babies!"
  • "If it had been a grenade, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now, I'd just be stepping over some disgusting puddles."
  • "I will f***ing stab you computer phone lady!"
  • "Do you guys ever install anything ABOVE the waist?"
  • "I'm okay! I'm okay! I'm not okay!"
  • "This place is filled with mean ladies!"
  • "Was your mom a flaming sword swallower?"
  • "SON OF A B****!"
  • "That's disgusting! Who would climb all the way up there just to do that!"
  • "Hey chicka bump bump."
  • "Why am I even talking to you! It's a person in yellow armor!"
  • "Our commander's not dead, I'M our commander."
  • "I thought you said command never make mistakes, that must mean you're dead."
  • "How can I be dead if I'm standing right here!"
  • "I'm going to ask you a question, you give me an answer. One question one answer. If I don't like your answer we've got a problem, and if we have a problem, you have a problem."
  • "Hey, do you ever wonder why we're here?"
  • "It's lightish red!"
  • "Wow, you have really good eyes?"
  • "I wanna go back to the wall, I liked the wall, it was warm and it protected me, I miss my wall!"
The signs as Donut quotes
  • Aries: Elbow grease? How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm talking to the sergeant.
  • Taurus: Conundrum? Dilemma? A threesome with cheerleaders?
  • Gemini: Back on the farm, I use to sit and think about things. Then repress those thoughts.
  • Cancer: Yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. I wish I'd started at a much younger age. I caught the fever!
  • Leo: It's not pink, it's lightish red!
  • Virgo: Yeah, suck it blue! That's what I call an old school zinger! In your face blue dude, in your face!
  • Libra: Hey, why does blue base get so much more natural light than ours? It gives the interior a much more airy and open feeling!
  • Scorpio: It'll be a Donut sandwitch!
  • Sagittarius: Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned, burned dude, burned.
  • Capricorn: Simmons! I need your ovaries!
  • Aquarius: Hell yeah, three points you dirty whore!
  • Pisces: Okay is this a joke? Did you guys get into my Harry Potter fan fiction?
Lightish Red
  • Donut: Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!
  • Grif: Uh, hey, Donut?
  • Donut: What?
  • Simmons: Um, about your armor.
  • Donut: What about it?
  • Simmons: How to I put this... your armor is, um - it's a little, uhm - Grif, uh, you want to help me out here?
  • Grif: It's pink. Your armor is frickin' PINK.
  • Simmons: Yeaah, that's it. Pink.
  • Donut: Pink?! My armor's not pink!
  • Grif: Pink.
  • Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink.
  • Donut: You guys are color blind. Why would they give me pink armor?
  • Grif: Hey. Don't ask, don't tell.
  • Simmons [Grif giggling in the background]: Heh, that's not funny.
  • Grif: Heheh, it's a little funny.
  • Donut: Look at it. It's not pink. It's like, uh, a lightish red.
  • Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? PINK.
  • Donut: ...I hate you guys.