"I think you are pretty, and you haven't hurt my body in a while, so I was hoping that we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands, and you would go with me, and when you went with me, you would be my real girlfriend/boyfriend."
"I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!"
"Buenos días, cockbites. Guess who's back?"
"Payback's a bitch, and so am I."
"What are you, a communist?"
"YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNT, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK STUFF!!"
"I bet I have better vitals than you... What's a vital?"
"Son, did you just shoot yourself in the foot?"
"What about those robot nuts?"
"What is your problem with my balls?!"
"You know, in a field situation, your helmet does serve as dual usage."
"Look, a blue Santa!"
"PROTECT ME, CONE!!"
"Isn't that what babies suck on?"
"Timeline? Time is not made out of lines!! It is made out of circles... That is why clocks are round!!"
"I love boners!"
"I can't, I just can't take this. We're all going to die!"
I decided to edit some camo patterns in case I ever need them for art or sommat, feel free to use them for yourself (although a credit back would be nice if you do). Also, check out the captions on the patterns because heck yeah.