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One Hundred Million Reasons Why I Must Kill You, feat. Putting Your Elbows on the Dinner Table, Leaving the Cap off of the Toothpaste, and Wearing Socks Underneath Sandals

stay tuned for next week where he covers leaving your shoes out where people are trying to walk and not replacing the toilet paper roll when it runs out