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Its Called a Breakup Because Its Broken
Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt
Genre: Self-Improvement
Price: $10.99
Publish Date: September 27, 2005

There’s no doubt about it—breakups suck. But in the first few hours or weeks that follow, there’s one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can’t and shouldn’t be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It’s called a breakup because it’s broken , and starting right here, right now, it’s time to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his email, and open this book to chapter one—and start turning your breakup into a breakover. From Greg Behrendt, coauthor of the smash, two-million-copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You, comes It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken— the ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through “He-tox” to how to throw yourself a kick-ass pity party, Greg and his coauthor and wife, Amiira, share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game. You will learn: Why you shouldn’t call him—and what he’s thinking when you do How to keep your friends and not lose your job How to avoid breakup pitfalls: IM-ing, stalking, having sex with your ex Reframing reality—seeing the relationship for what it was How to transform yourself into a hot, happening Superfox and get a jump on the better, brighter future that awaits Complete with an essential workbook to help you put the crazy down on paper and not take it out into the world, It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken is a must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you. From the Paperback edition.

Its Just a F***ing Date - Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola | Family & ...

Its Just a F***ing Date
Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola
Genre: Family & Relationships
Price: $7.99
Publish Date: July 23, 2013

A fun and funny guide to dating from the NEW YORK TIMES bestselling authors of IT’S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN and HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. “The book is jam-packed with straight-talking tips on how to bag your man, and quite frankly, we can’t put it down.” —THE SUN Why does dating have to be so hard? It doesn’t! Stop trying to out-game the system and relax. IT’S JUST A F***ING DATE presents the tools, not the rules, for bringing back the art of the date. The ordeals of 21st century dating, from online dating and hooking up to pulling the plug when it isn’t working, will soon be easy to navigate. With tips to define what is and isn’t a date, how to get asked out, and setting your own dating standards, dating won’t seem old-fashioned, it will be fun. Bestselling authors Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola return to the minefield of modern relationships with this revised and updated edition. Praise for HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU: “No ego-soothing platitudes. No pop psychology. No cute relationship tricks. He’s just not that into you.” —WASHINGTON POST “Brims with straight talk about the boy-meets-girl game, delivered with hefty doses of humor from the Y chromosome’s mouth.” —USA TODAY “A surprisingly fascinating addition to the cultural canon of single, urban life.” —LOS ANGELES TIMES “Evil genius.” —NEW YORK TIMES Praise for IT’S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN: “You will get through this, and you’ll do it faster with the help of ‘It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken’.” —GLAMOUR “Behrendt’s frankness—never too harsh—is as winning as ever.” —PUBLISHERS WEEKLY “Insightful, been-there-have-the-scars-to-prove-it wisdom.” —NEW YORK POST