it's-a-library-joke

  • Me, lounging in my high-ceilinged, world-renowned library in a black, floor-length DKNY dress and seven-inch matte heels: Jones, did you order what I asked you yesterday?
  • Jones, my best and favorite butler, of which I have several, with whom I have cultivated a strong and enduring friendship with over the course of my divorce: What was it you asked me to get again?
  • Me, in a breezy but now slightly annoyed tone as I sip Chardonnay from a crystal wineglass: The manga, Jones, the manga