When we met your sister, she promised she would show you to us. Every day we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.” Then she and your brother took us to your nursery and she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large. Your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment. “That’s not a monster,” I told Cersei, “That’s just a baby.” And she said, “He killed my mother.” And she pinched your little cock so hard, I thought she might pull it off. Until your brother made her stop. “It doesn’t matter.” she told us, “Everyone says he will die soon. I hope they’re right. He should not have lived this long.”

Even grand old things have a certain charm about them, otherwise you wouldn’t fall so hard for them, Q.

anonymous asked:

How can I get my laptop to play games like overwatch faster? There all super laggy but I'm also super cheap. My sims game is all on low setting but the sims.. help?

sorry, i’m really not the best person to ask about this unless you give me a lil more information : / i don’t play on a laptop and generally (unless its like a crazy powerful laptop) you really can’t play games well on laptops. if you want games like overwatch to run well you should definitely start saving for a pc with a tower ! if it helps, i can post what kind mine is because it’s cheap and pretty powerful