it's your future son in law

Never Will I Ever

Summary: You’d waited years to get your soulmark, and when you finally did you realized that you’d never get to meet him.

Word count: 2284

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Genre: Angst with a happy ending

Warnings: Angsty

Author’s Note: So this was an idea that I’d had anyway BUT it wasn’t in the plans to be out anytime soon. However, yesterday I found myself on the receiving end of some hate, telling me to give up on writing because I wasn’t good and that I should delete my blog. Instead it fueled me to write this. So, to that anon, thanks for the motivation! And a big thank you to all of you who have been very supportive, it means a lot. Now, I feel like this started out strong but got a little weak near the end, for that I apologize, its 5am and I’m tired…If anyone wants a part 2 let me know and I can absolutely do it.

Tags: @emilyevanston, @goody2shoessmut

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IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 
1.05  //   1.20

In Which Archie, Having Been Rejected Again by Betty, Decides to Rat Out Juggie as a Gang Leader's Son to Hal Cooper
  • Archie: <storms into the Cooper home, foaming at the mouth> Mr. Cooper!!! You have a right to know!! Jughead is the son of a Southside Serpent!!
  • Hal Cooper: Young man, is this true?
  • Juggie: I can explain, sir....
  • Hal: Oh no need for that my boy! I just don't know why you didn't tell me. Or really, why I didn't notice how very like your father, you are....
  • Archie: <interrupting> How are you not furious, Mr. Cooper? His father is a criminal!
  • Hal: You do know we live in Riverdale, right? Where everyone's shady? But you know what else, you fatuous ginger turd?
  • Archie: I'm NOT fat!!! I got ripped after working for my dad this summer!! I play football!!
  • Hal: okay....you stupid, hypocritical ginger turd?
  • Archie: still don't really know those words, but at least you didn't call me fat
  • Juggie: It's okay sir, I'll explain it to him later...
  • Hal: Not sir, my boy, call me "Hal" or "Dad 2.0" as you young people would say, if you like!!! Anyway, AS I WAS SAYING....I knew your dad in high school, my future son-in-law....when I was a Southside Serpent, myself. Nothing to judge, there. Please stay for dinner, Jughead. Please leave and never return, Archie.

PB&J headcanons because I love those dweebs

  • One year for hallowe’en Bitty sat on Kent’s shoulders under a really long coat because they decided to dress as a tall person just so they could chirp Jack for once
  • Jack is getting increasingly more nervous about Kent’s demon cat. He checks under sofas before he sits down because he doesn’t want his ankles scratched that much again
  • Kent says swawesome. It’s how the Falcs worked out that he and Jack were together, but they all thought they were the only one to know so they respectfully kept it quiet
  • Bitty sometimes ends up on those “hockey wives” type things that I keep hearing about from y’all and am still not convinced are real
    • Oh man I bet there’s some Falcs/Aces rivalry at some point and Bitty’s in the middle like “I just hope everyone has fun and no one fights”
    • Sometimes Kent shows up because “I’ve got a famous hockey boyfriend too”. He’s great on reality TV
  • When Kent is watching tape, Jack will do everything in his power (up to and including neck kisses) to distract him. Until he finally gives in and decides making out is a better plan, at which point Jack will look at the TV and go “actually this was a really good game” and completely ignore Kent
  • Kent and Bitty have a competition on twitter where they try to take and post the most photos of Jack while Jack is taking a photo of something hipstery
  • Bad Bob pretends to be the disapproving future father-in-law type about Kent because he thinks its funny
    • But only Kent
    • “Mr Zimmermann, what do you think about your son dating two men?” “Well, I’m glad he’s happy. Y’know, Eric is so good for him and they’re going to be so happy together it’s wonderful. And Kent’s alright too I guess.”
    • Jack makes Bob give Kent a special “sorry I pretended to hate you for a joke” cake and absolutely refuses to let him put the word “pretended” in scare quotes
  • All of Kent’s pet names for Bitty are foods. “Cupcake”, “shortbread”, “apple pie”. Sometimes he calls Jack “maple syrup”
  • Sometimes they go on road trips between Providence and Vegas, but they have to avoid the entire midwest because Kent is scared of tornadoes
    • Jack’s like “fine, then we have to avoid the south because I’m scared of republicans.”
    • And Bitty says, “If we’re ruling out states, I’m not going anywhere where we’ll see nothing but corn for more than five hours at once”
    • They have to cross into Canada to make it work
  • Kent and Bitty throw the best forth of july party every year, partly because it’s Kent’s birthday, partly to annoy Jack
  • French. Bitty is competing with Kent to get better at it. Kent actually sucks at french but he is great at fake french and Bits can’t tell the difference it’s actually hilarious
  • No one knows which baseball caps belong to who anymore, they just grab the nearest one and put it on
    • They’re everywhere in their houses
    • Sometimes Jack and Kent end up accidentally wearing merch from the wrong hockey team
  • Kent is a little intimidated that both his boyfriends went to college
  • Joking arguments about the weather. “It’s only because you’re from Georgia” “Nuh uh. Canada is just too cold. Kenny, tell him.” “It’s too cold. Should be illegal” “You live IN A DESERT”
  • If asked, Bitty says he’s only dating two hockey players to double his chances of getting to take a selfie with the Stanley Cup. Or he’s hedging his bets in case one of them loses too many teeth. Sometimes he says he’s just doing it to annoy his grandparents. He’s got a lot of bullshit reasons it’s become a running joke in the media
  • “Don’t you want to live in the same city as your boyfriend?” says the Falcs or Aces GM, every time Kent or Jack are close to free agency. They’re desperate to get the two on the same team again so they can win lots of games and make the third guy on their line feel awkward
  • Bitty beats them all at air hockey
Dad! Seungcheol.

Originally posted by hugkihyun

  • y’all ever watched Cheaper By The Dozen?
  • S. Coups is basically the Dad.
  • raising 12 kids irl but i’d see him with a good 4 or 6
  • dominantly boys 
  • speaking of babies i read on a wattpad comment a million years ago that if theres a dominant amount of sons then that means the dad’s got a big willy and if there’s more girls then its small.
  • just a fact but idk if its bs so don’t rely on me oK I WAS 13 MY INNOCENT (LMAO BIH WHERE) WAS TAINTED AND IDK IF ITS REAL BUT YEAH BACK TO PAPA COUPS.
  • but yeah like mostly boys for kids and then
  • hear this
  • his youngest is a little girl
  • this bewildered dad man and his three boys watch this little angel in amusement ok it was unexpected asf seen as papa coups and momma coups decided to keep the gender a surprise like hOW I HAVE THE PATIENCE OF A CHIPMUNK I GOTTA KNOW WHAT MY CHILD IS
  • im also not one who differentiates between genders :)
  • and that is how papa coups rolls too
  • hold up before we go onto the life lets go a trip down memory lane from the first boy
  • momma coups is a worry wart
  • like
  • she’s calm and shit but like??? a baby??? she trusts papa coups but like, he’s only ever been a father to 12 teenagers and young adults???
  • how dis gonna work out??
  • and so the journey begins
  • not really lmao coups had to buy a personalised ‘Daddy Coups’ barbecue apron to make it official.
  • woozi did not approve
  • nor did momma coups
  • that apron became a scarring nightmare in those kids lives as teenagers for friendly barbecues imma tell ya that now
  • # prayforthechoi’s
  • but yeah back to the pregnancy i derail hella fast
  • will also buy a t-shirt with ‘daddy coups’ lmao momma coUPS HAS HAD IT
  • she burns it in a fit of raging hormones
  • poor ol’ cheol doesnt let the underlying dislike of these raging hormones show
  • woozi is high fiving momma coups in the bg.
  • do they have regrets?
  • being connected to cheol yeah they do
  • jk jk  they both love him
  • but yeAH 
  • he’ll be a wreck at the ultrasounds
  • not really a wreck
  • like
  • he’ll be all nervous and I’m picturing it now; momma coups’ hand is clutched between his and he keeps the back of it near his lips and he’ll kiss it every few seconds and ik it’s weird but like its a type of reassurance to him aND momma coups as if to say that everything ok bc they just have a fear of losing it and I’m going really sensitive I’m sorry
  • cheol’s eyes water y’all I’m crying inside
  • he sees a blob, with help from the nurse, and he just breaks down bc he made that blob y’all.
  • he made it
  • and throughout that whole break down, he realises its all real and fuCK he’s gonna be raising a child from biRTH, not from teenage years like he did with svt.
  • and he’s just so happy from there on
  • honestly theres changes of him in interviews and v lives and all and everyone just loves it
  • will sO be the dad to take bump pics aW MY ACHEY BREAKY HEART FUCK
  • will do a montage
  • he’ll make a pinterest just for nursery ideas bc he’s gonNA BE A DAD
  • WHAT TYPE OF DAD WOULD CHEOL BE IF HE DIDNT BE A PARTICIPATING FATHER FROM THE START
  • a participating father does diy
  • it surprisingly goes well
  • momma coups is impressed
  • she invites jeonghan over in hopes to watch coups suffer but the two end up stood at the door of the nursery with teas in their hands and they’re just admiring the man that probably keep them sane through different points of their lives
  • speaking about some of svt, they consider you as their momma coups (jeonghan is shaking) 
  • so when y’all tell the svt kids you’re expecting an actual child, the room basically has an earthquake
  • hug here, hug there, may god help momma and papa coups bc they were being squished 
  • and then at the baby shower, cheol insisted that his sons be invited bc they’re the life of the party
  • and its true
  • they are
  • Seungkwan does a lot of karaoke
  • but on a stage
  • and to people
  • he does some trot
  • thats when it gets lit
  • seokmin and soonyoung take over whilst seungkwan pulls vernon over for a slow dance to a song they’re screaming to???
  • meh its svt ok they jam to anything and everything
  • i forgot to mention that since coups wasn’t really so prepared for a bABY (teenagers and young adults aren’t a default approach to fathering, ya gotta raise them from birth) he and momma coups are a regular attendee of birthing classes
  • just so he can be prepared
  • the classes were more for him than momma coups
  • she gets bored really easily
  • tiredness is a symptom of a pregnancy
  • anyWAY
  • night of the birth
  • 2:36am is the dreaded time
  • although seungcheol was half dead bc damn dads need sleep too, dude’s still able to grab the hospital bags, slip shoes on, get the car keys and make it out of the house in record time and into the car
  • when they get to the hospital, cheol is talking at 100 miles a minute to two phones (maternal and paternal parents) of how the births happening
  • next is the svt kids
  • theres a lot of screaming over the speaker but it doesnt beat your scream when you went through a sudden contraction
  • and that was the beginning of the long ass birth of your first son
  • we’re at the fourth child
  • a daughter
  • a tulip
  • a little princess for the family to adore
  • no one expected it, as i said at the beginning
  • momma coups that she was doomed with boys but nah, theres still hope
  • from the day of the birth, papa coups has his boys, ages 7, 5 and 3 stand in a line in the hospital room as if they were in the military.
  • momma coups is cackling in her bed as she holds princess coups.
  • “boys, we’re now in a default mission.” 3 year old coups struggles a bit with balance and don’t even expect concentration from him. baby looks away from papa coups for a sec 
  • “3rd son coups, look at me please-”
  • “3rd son coups, where are you going-”
  • “i demand the presence of 3rd son coups”
  • lmao 3rd son coups goes to sit with momma coups on the big hospital bed aw aw he pokes princess coups’ hand
  • “pwincess coups?” he asks momma coups with those starry eyes (coups genetics are amazing)
  • “princess coups, baby.” momma coups answers back and the whole family just gathers near the bed. 
  • “she’s a diamond, boys, we gotta make sure no one tries to break or steal her, thats all i ask of you”
  • “yes dad”
  • theres even a response from 3rd son coups anD MY HEART IS HURTING FUCKING SHIT IM SUCH DOMESTIC TRASH I GOTTA MAKE 12 MORE OF THESE IM GONNA DIE OF HEART ACHE
  • cheol will piggyback the kids all day errday YGM
  • piggyback to brush teeth, piggyback for breakfast agh
  • everything is also almost like a military operation
  • this is where cheaper by the dozen tropes come in ok
  • i wouldn’t say that cheol is a competitive person but if someone makes their family (*cough* jeonghan *cough*) out to be better than everyone else then its war
  • theres also summer trips to a lakehouse w the rest of svt and their families and my heart is hurting more now
  • but yeah
  • this is where the ‘daddy coups’ apron comes out.
  • did i forget to mention that princess coups has a small crush on woozi’s kid
  • this is when they’re like 14 ok
  • they’re both fucking shy too 
  • ofc cheol knows
  • instead of being protective, he pROVOKES IT AND OMF ‘DAD CAN YOU STOP WE GET IT’
  • princess coups isn’t the biggest fan of her dads antics
  • still loves him as a dad tho
  • lmao his plan acc works tho like woozis kid and princess coups go on dates (both woozi and cheol chaperone lmao it ends up as a dads meeting)
  • OOH OOH (ooh aah I’m sorry oops)
  • CHEOL’S THE DAD TO STALK HIS KIDS DATES
  • will be the dad to make a mountain out of a mole hill over his kids dreams and damn i want cheol as a dad i feel as if very morning would be ‘CHASE YOUR DREAMS OK DONT LET ANYTHING HOLD YOU BACK’
  • would drive you where you needed to for these dreams
  • soccer games for boys, hell soccer games for the girl too she’s grown in a practically all boys household
  • cheol doesnt degrade it tho
  • oh yeah all the boys are taught to be respectful towards women but the full on lessons go on at the hong’s.
  • coups pays joshua in the form of a future son-in-law for one of his little girls
  • joshua acc slaps coups i lAF
  • “if i see any of your boys near my princesses, choi, you’re dead :))))))”
  • coups doesnt take it the wrong way bc its understandable?? but also not bc he trusts his kids to not make the wrong decisions
  • will be an emotional wreck at graduations
  • will also be the dad to scream their kids name at the graduation too
  • lmao my brother did that for my sister at hers but it failed terribly
  • people also had competitions at my brother’s graduation as to who could shout their graduate relatives name the loudest and ngl it was lit
  • but yeAH
  • will basically be dead at the kids weddings bC FUCK HIS KID HAVE GROWN UP WTF DID THE TIME GO
  • princess coups marries woozis kid btw lmao woozi regrets his whole life as cheol drunkenly cries on his shoulder at the reception
  • is not ready to let his kids go off into the real world but knows that he prepared them enough to be ready
  • or isn’t he sure?? 
  • “princESS COUPS COME BACK HERE IM NOT DONE RAISING YOU”
  • BUT YEAH thats the end of dad! seungcheol i hope you enjoyed my first post :) expect some of these coming dad au’s to also be angsty bc I’m an emotional wreck like that :))))
  • byeeeee
Episode Thoughts

- We now return to Not Wicked already in progress.

- Leading us into Operation: Shoehorn Zelena into a plot she has nothing to do with.

- No friends? Wasn’t Zelena just casually hanging out with the heroes a week or two ago?

- Pancakes will never replace Tacos, Ouat.

‘Piece of wand’, I’m pretty sure Regina wanted to say ‘Piece of shit’ there.

-  Snow: ‘This wedding plot is happening! I don’t care if we haven’t solved or even worked on the current plot!’

- Rumbellers, we now have 2, count em, TWO hugs this season! Aw, we’re a desperate, but fortunately less bitter than usual, bunch.

- And Rumbelle takes turns making out with Blue in an attempt to wake her.

- Sorcerer’s Mansion, aka the Rumbelle Hump-Hut.

- Omg, those are the first pants Belle has ever worn that haven’t been tights or hot pants.

- And the show puts Belle back into her standard duty of watching over everyone else’s spawn. Which I’m sure isn’t awkward at all with her sped up pregnancy and own baby being subsequently kidnapped afterwards.

- Um, thanks for pulling a gun on me, Grandpa Charming. 

- Cool, he’s turning into Cyborg?

- You were freakin’ at the hero’s table like two episodes ago, Zelena!

- Snow wanting to hold the reception at Granny’s reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer wanted to use Moe’s tavern for his daughter’s wedding.

- But then, they are limited in sets and I guess holding the wedding at Gold’s shop is off the table for the moment.

‘You dated Frankenstein!’ Yeah, well, you were doing your fake wife while under the curse, stop being so judgy, Charming.

- Trapped, like hell! You two can both smoke-teleport out of places!

- Ah, lion-mauling. Once has grown tired of knife stabbing.

- Oh, a fresh batch of magic crystal dildos!

- And someone’s been stealing from Frozen’s set design, I see.

‘I shall end you once and for all, lady I just met this morning!’

- Suddenly they have an endless supply of magic beans! And somewhere Rumple repeatedly slams his head against a wall.

‘David, your future son-in-law killed your dad, get over it!’

- Finally, some common sense has leaked its way into the episode, thank you, Charming.

- Yeah, Belle can babysit anytime. Not like she’s involved into any plots involving her kidnapped-tortured-controlled son or anything….

- Oh, don’t bother with the wand, Zelena. Just grab one of the dozen of magic beans now available in Storybrooke. Oh, but I guess the tornado is the safer way to travel for you and your infant.

- And shockingly, a black character suffers a terrible fate/death on Once Upon a Time. Didn’t see that coming.

- Way to squeal, Zelena. Somewhere Snow wipes away a proud tear.

- Tough luck, Blue is now property of Gold’s shop. Rumple is charging 25 cents for the local townspeople to get their picture taken with a Comatose Fairy.

Twelve/River fics to whet your appetite

Since the next three and a half months will officially be the longest ever, here’s my rec list of Twelve/River fanfics to read. A good deal of these are M-rated, as we figured the Doctor and River would have a lot of making up to do after 1,000 years on Trenzalore.

Pretty much everything that mygalfriday has penned on the couple, but these three are my diehard favorites:

And from other folks:

And these are the Twelve/River fics I’ve written:

The Father-in-Law

She’s here almost more often than his son, calm and collected and determined in a way that is completely different from Hiccup. She’s a viking inside and outside, he’s seen her lift his son into a chair when his prosthetic had broken or the phantom pains became to much. They can laugh with each other in the meade hall, spar in the forests and plan for the village together and never get bored. She’s strong willed, good humoured and many things he’d always wished Hiccup would be.

Stoick is ashamed to admit that its easier to talk to Astrid than to his own son.

In the early days it had always been Gobber to provide a bridge between Hiccup and him, but nowadays his girlfriend was present to take over that role more often. She was a great help with trying to get Hiccup to concentrate, to listen (if only he listened as well as she did) and to learn. He was a leader in his own right, Stoick could see that now. He felt old, looking at his son, knowing that the new generation would soon surpass the old one and take their rightful place. It made him feel tired, but mostly proud.

But 15 years of awkward silences and heated fights weren’t solved overnight. Hiccup was still Hiccup; different from all the others. Different from him at such a fundamental level that sometimes he’d wished that Astrid, not Hiccup, was his child. She wouldn’t fly away from her responsibility, she would bear the weight with grace, as a true chief.

But he loved his son dearly. Ever since the loss of Valka, Hiccup had been the reason he got up in the morning and the thought that lulled him to sleep at night. But parenting was hard when your son only inherited your bad qualities. All of Valka’s good ones of course, so many of them that it hurts to look at him sometimes because in the right light the fragile boy transforms into the shadow of his mother, and its easy to forget for a minute that she’s no longer in this world. 

But Astrid’s not Valka nor him, just like Hiccup isn’t. His future daughter-in-law will not stand on the sidelines and watch Hiccup rule the village. She’ll probably be there every step along the way, laughing and pushing to achieve more.

On the day Hiccup announces their engagement he almost cries, because he always wished he and Valka would’ve had the chance to have more children. He gives her, not Hiccup, the family axe, and she nods solemnly when he hands it to her. His son smiles at him the next day and he understands too.

He never gets to see their wedding day, or hear his first grandchild’s scream into life. But that’s okay. He made sure that his son, his precious sun, moon and stars, was safe. Astrid would do the rest.

————————————————

I think Astrid and Stoick really got along swimmingly.

Modern au Les Mis where the barricade is just a hella wild bachelor party for Marius.

Courfeyrac is outraged not to have been made best man because come on Marius we’re best friends and you and Enjolras don’t even get along.

Marius is like yeah but I don’t want this party to get too out of hand you’re amazing but Enjolras doesn’t like parties he’ll keep it toned down I promised Cosette I wouldn’t get too drunk.

It turns out Enjolras takes it way too seriously and the party is the wildest party Paris has ever seen because go big or go home.

Nobody even knows where he got all the furniture from but it got thrown into the street.

Someone thinks it’s the best joke ever to invite the girl who has a massive crush on Marius to the party.

Shit really goes down when someone calls the cops on them for being too rowd and for stacking a bunch of furniture in the street I mean who does that?

Valjean gets wind of it all and decides he has to get his dorky future son-in-law out of that shit before he gets his ass arrested and shows up to the party.

And no Enjolras the ‘Marius has passed out lets dump him in the sewer with an L plate glued onto his head’ was totally not an okay prank to pull.

Enjolras gets himself arrested for refusing to turn the music down because fuck the police. Grantaire staggers in at the last moment because for gods sake Enjolras and gets himself arrested too because its probably considered insensitive to let your boyfriend spent the night in a jail cell on his own.

Marius wakes up with the worst hangover ever.

I just can’t wait to meet next season’s villain on Once

I mean just imagine that he’s like hey Henry i’m your grandpa’s brother’s son-in-law from the future in freaking ep 1

and everyone would just shrug and be like yeah why not we had worse

and then in, like episode 5 or 10, he would be like lol NOPE i’m just a nobody but you guys totally fell for it

and even the characters would be like did NOT see that one coming and the writers would just laugh their asses off-

  • *Set in the future when SQ is canon.*
  • Emma: I still can't believe it.
  • Regina: What dear?
  • Emma: You dated Robin Hood. The Evil Queen from Snow White and Robin Hood. I may never look at a Disney fairytale the same way again.
  • Regina: Seriously?
  • Emma: What?
  • Regina: Emma you dated Captain Hook, the son of Rumplestiltskin and a flying monkey and my dating Robin Hood is what's going to ruin your childhood Disney movies?
  • Emma: Maybe it's just because he dated you.
  • Regina: Well now you're dating the Evil Queen.
  • Emma: Nah, I'm dating Regina. And my sort of sister in law is the Wicked Witch of the West. If Disney only knew.
  • Regina: Says the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming.
  • Emma: Good point. I bet the Grimm brothers would never have predicted this.
  • *Regina laughs before kissing Emma*
  • Regina: Good. This fairytale is ours not theirs Emma.