it's wonderful

so the other day i was thinking about a hollstein youtubers AU where laura is a youtuber and all her viewers know she’s dating carmilla, who just lounges around in the background all the time, and sometimes laura will turn around and ask carm a question and she’ll casually answer back, and everything is domestic and wonderful

and then i realized that that’s literally the actual show.

kuroshitsuji fanfic by me

“sebastian, what are my plans for today?”

“first of all fucking learn how to tie your shoes and then fucking learn how to dress yourself alone. young master more like younG DISASTER……… do you want some tea, my lord?”

I was watching this wonderful (and heartbreaking) documentary on how Hollywood has depicted queer/homosexual relationships over the years. There was one part where they spoke about how a character was ‘outed’ to the audience as being a gay man because of his use of the word 'lilac’ (rather than 'purple’.) 

And obviously we have:

John: I like the bridesmaids in purple.

Sherlock: Lilac.

John: Lilac.

It’s a commonly used stereotype for homosexual characters. I thought it was funny how when watching a documentary on queer subtext in film I immediately spot connections between them and BBC’s Sherlock.

We don’t make these things up, 'tis very deliberately placed in the text. *Moriarty voice* That’s what writers do

Ummm … so this is a preview of a big fanart project I am doing for autoeuphoric’s Free! cyberpunk AU fic which can be viewed here.

I absolutely love the concept of the story … plus its a reigisa fic so you can’t go wrong there!

Just wanted to show her that I am working on it … but it might take a while … I hope I got the uniform right I tried …aksdjflkasdjflkaj

Ore monogatari!!

I’m reading this manga where there is this super kawaii dark bishounen so precious ohmygod

And there is this super kawaii sweet pure girl that appears

And there is the cover

So you think ok, main couple.

But no.

Because

Dark bishounen isn’t the main character.

Dark bishounen is the main character’s best friend.

So the main couple is Kawaii pure and the main character.

And the main character

is him.

Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think of your words as reps, your paragraphs as sets, your pages as daily workouts. Think of your laptop as a machine like the one at the gym where you open and close your inner thighs in front of everyone, exposing both your insecurities and your genitals. Because that is what writing is all about.
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literally the reaction of 50% of TPoH readers rn