it's what turned it around

Resist Me

request: none

genre: smut

summary: the one where Eren acts like the cheeky lil’ shit he is.

note: lol here’s some eren smut bc I don’t think I’ve written any smut for him yettt + this is a modern au bc y n o t + imagine a slightly punk/fuckboii!eren 

Originally posted by dithe-r

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“I suppose some day you will become my enemy as well
But I don’t care because even then,
I will continue to wish for a world in which you’ll be happy” 

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tea witch.

On Ke$ha’s hit 2010 song, Blah Blah Blah, she says “zip your lip like a padlock”. I never even questioned this 7 years ago but I’ve been thinking about it lately. It makes no sense. Padlocks don’t zip. 

im so fucking angry because terezi pyrope’s personal system of ethics is one of the most nuanced and detailed examples of CLS paired with a critique of justice that i’ve ever seen in a piece of fiction and it’s homestuck

Listen, Kara and Lena switch who is the big spoon and little spoon depending on the situation.

You will have to tear a muscular 5′8 Supergirl occasionally being the little spoon to the soft 5′6 Lena Luthor headcanon from my cold, dead hands.

really really bad highly cursed au where every epsilon ai calls epsilon dad:

  • delta does it probably mockingly? but it’s hard to tell with that deadpan
  • theta does it fully unironically and epsilon cries
  • gamma would just “Father” “do nOT”
  • eta and iota do it like ‘ugh sure whatever, dad”
  • omega either flat out would not, or he would but in the ‘this isn’t a phase dad this is who i really am’ ‘never call me that again’ way
  • sigma did it once to fuck with him and epsilon had a heart attack. sigma isnt allowed to talk anymore.
  • Maui: the ocean says you're a nerd
  • Moana: I'm not surprised
How Could You?

Pairing: Jughead Jones x Fem!Reader ft. Betty Cooper

Requested: No

Warnings: Cursing

A/N: Tumblr had crashed midway while I was writing this and I didn’t save it, shoot me :))

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“I am the governor, and protecting the people who live here is something that I must do.”

anonymous asked:

quick! post the last thing you've drawn that you haven't already posted!

someone bathe this boy. (what a spontaneous ask you’re lucky i had something presentable haha!)

The Netflix Series of Unfortunate Events is turning out to be awesome! Super stoked for season 2. Loving how VFD members are getting a lot more screen time too! And Lemony Snicket!! And UNCLE MONTY!!!



So I see people assuming Stanley took the mask and the fez with him when he ran away. But what if it was Stanford? 

Like I could understand his dad would give him the fez as some kind of gift but what if he also took Stanley’s mask to remember him by, because deep down, he really does miss his brobro.. 


Smiling because it’s the weekend and I look hella nice today! I hope everyone else is feeling good and happy with themselves cause you deserve to 🌿☺️

Random Pezberry Thought of the Day #106

All Rachel knew was that the slushies and name calling stopped. At first she assumed it was Finn’s doing, only for him to deny it when asked. Then, having to rationalize and work through that her popular boyfriend hadn’t done anything to stop the bullying that he easily could have, Rachel tried to figure out who it could have been - because goodness knew it would have been too much wishful thinking to believe it had stopped on its own, or because of rising stature. Finally, having to concede that there was no way she was going to find out, the other gleeks knowing nothing more than she did and a healthy sense of self preservation keeping her from accruing the wrath of Santana, Brittany, and Quinn, she resolved to just appreciate the break. 

Eventually, years later, Brittany spilled the beans. “Mmhm,” she nodded, taking some of the artichoke dip Tina had brought to the New Directions annual meet-up, “Yeah, San called them off.” She slipped her spoon into her mouth, cleaning it, “Back in junior year.”

Rachel stared at her. Her… Girlfriend of almost two years… Had called off the slushies? And, perhaps more importantly, never told her? She had to balance herself, looking out across the room to where, smiling and laughing, Santana was talking to Mike and Mercedes.

Brittany giggled, coming up next to her. “You look like you’ve fallen in love with her completely all over again,” she commented, “And it’s confused you.”

“Because I have,” Rachel smiled, that smile brightening as Santana caught her eye, smiling at her before making her excuses to start walking over, “And I have to admit it has. At least a little.”