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anonymous asked:

What are your Les Miz OTPs? :)

I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED 

Valjean/ Happiness and Self Acceptance 

Fantine/ A Long and Happy Life With Her Daughter
Georges Pontmercy/ A Long and Happy Life With His Son IN THE REPUBLIC

Marius/ Getting A Clue 
Cosette/ Everything She Ever Wants Especially Her Family Being Honest With Her And Listening To Her Oh My God This Story Would Be 24601 Percent Less Tragic If People Listened To Cosette

Eponine/ A warm house with books and good food and friends 
she can share with Mabeuf and Mother Plutarch okay because THE SAME FOR THEM
Gavroche/a real family and awesome adventures
Les Amis/ Long and Happy Lives as awesome friends together IN THE REPUBLIC 

ANTAGONISTS BONUS ROUND

Tholomyes/ Getting Punched
Thenardier/ The Bottom of the Sea 
Gillenormand/ Stepping on Legos
Patron Minette/ Being arrested by an actual government that won’t just give them a pat on the back and send them out to kill old men?!? WHaT THE HELL RESTORATION WhAT THE H 

SPECIAL JAVERT ROUND: 
Javert/ dude I don’t even know I want you to be happy but in some way that doesn’t involve persecuting other people on behalf of the state so like maybe you can go somewhere quiet and think about what that might be for you and come back when you’re ready to share with the group??? I hear there are some nice dairies in Pontarlier hiring, you could check that out

I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT ALL THESE OKAY, give me these and I will so read your story

but you probably want like. OTPS between people. Uuhhhh OKAY  THAT IS SLIGHTLY TERRIFYING but HERE GOES. 

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