it's unfair how damn hot they are

"Colin O'Donoghue is Hot and it's Unfair" Syndrome

I searched “Colin O'Donoghue” on Twitter a few seconds ago and found that it’s filled with absolute hysteria concerning Colin.


For example, there is the great “all caps” tweet, which looks like this:

“COLIN O'DONOGHUE WAS BORN WITH THE PECTORALS OF A GOD”


Then there’s the age old angry/blame Colin for his extreme attractiveness tweet:

“And he’s just so damn attractive it makes me angry like HOW DARE HE! OFFENSIVELY ATTRACTIVE COLIN O'DONOGHUE”

Or:

“WHY THE HELL MUST HE BE SO DAMNED HOT! THAT DAMNED EXCRUCIATINGLY ATTRACTIVE IRISH BASTARD”

(Note how caps were also added to the angry tweet to add emphasis to angry hysteria.)


The calm, resigned, slightly pleading tweet:

“How do people not get obsessed with Colin O'Donoghue. Like, tell me your secrets.”

There’s also always the weepy fan girl tweet:

“OMG I can’t even. *cries* his laugh and grin make me want to sob my face off!!!”


There are so many different ways to share in the Colin hysteria. The Irish bastard clearly evokes many different sentiments and feelings from very many.

I say embrace it.