it's unfair how damn hot they are

I’m sorry, but how is the Kabby sex scene low on the sexy scene vote off? It seems kind of unfair when you look at the amount that other ship has on it’s side in the fandom. (I would call that moment more of a cute moment than sexy because I’ll admit it was cute even if I don’t personally ship it. It is more AW than HOT DAMN.) It’s kind of bound to get more just because of the amount of people in that ship area compared to ours. 

Marcus hot dad Kane and Abby hot mom Griffin going at it still 9 days later in a big bed, covered in fur and candles surrounding them, isn’t hot enough for people??? COME ON! HELLO, We had Marcus thrusting into her and hip rotation and moans and ABBY’S LEGS AND MARCUS’S CHEST.

ADULTS. DO. IT. BETTER.

GO VOTE

"Colin O'Donoghue is Hot and it's Unfair" Syndrome

I searched “Colin O'Donoghue” on Twitter a few seconds ago and found that it’s filled with absolute hysteria concerning Colin.


For example, there is the great “all caps” tweet, which looks like this:

“COLIN O'DONOGHUE WAS BORN WITH THE PECTORALS OF A GOD”


Then there’s the age old angry/blame Colin for his extreme attractiveness tweet:

“And he’s just so damn attractive it makes me angry like HOW DARE HE! OFFENSIVELY ATTRACTIVE COLIN O'DONOGHUE”

Or:

“WHY THE HELL MUST HE BE SO DAMNED HOT! THAT DAMNED EXCRUCIATINGLY ATTRACTIVE IRISH BASTARD”

(Note how caps were also added to the angry tweet to add emphasis to angry hysteria.)


The calm, resigned, slightly pleading tweet:

“How do people not get obsessed with Colin O'Donoghue. Like, tell me your secrets.”

There’s also always the weepy fan girl tweet:

“OMG I can’t even. *cries* his laugh and grin make me want to sob my face off!!!”


There are so many different ways to share in the Colin hysteria. The Irish bastard clearly evokes many different sentiments and feelings from very many.

I say embrace it.