it's ugly but i dont care

anonymous asked:

can you show us some Brazilian slang?


but I will show the ones people use the most. If anything I do a part 2

eita: you can use it for everything, it’s like “wow” or similars. “it costs $300″ “EITA”, “Then we kissed” “EITA”

eita porra: eita intensifies “it costs $700″ “EITA PORRA”

ata: it’s like “oh okay” but it evolved to SOMETHING ELSE and you can use anytime you dont know what to say. “you need a 12/10 to finish this subject” “ata” / “My mom died and my cat is sick and my hair is falling off!!” “…ata”

treta: drama, or a clusterfuck. Like I'm so tired of drama = Cansei de tanta treta. (but we love drama)

arrombado: someone annoying or really lucky. “He won the best prize. Arrombado”

tua cara: reminds you of someone, translates to your face. “I just saw a band shirt so cool. Tua cara”

teu cu: your asshole. You know that thing you said about me? Now its about your asshole. “Dude you are so ugly I want to scream and die” “teu cu”

caguei: it translates to basically “I shitted”. Like bullshit, you don’t care. “so then Privilege McWhite kissed Banana CreamCracker” “caguei”

corno: men whose wife cheated on him, insult. “A corno like him can’t talk shit about anyone”

porre: LOTS of alcohol. “Tomei um porre” = “I drank WAY too much” 

safado: someone without morals. “he just go around saying he loves them and then leaves out of nowhere” “Safado!”

nego: it would translate to n*gger, but here it lost basically all the meaning, I dont even know if it had a racist conotation to start. sometimes, you mean “sweatheart” like: “your baby is so cute” “meu nego <3″

cabueta: a tattletale. “he just told the teacher I cheated!” “Cabueta morre cedo” (tattletales die young)

oião: big eyes, someone who envy others often. “I want your dress” “saí daí (get out), oião”

ai dentu: its basically some kind of annoyed “fuck”, like when someone says something stupid, annoying or obviously a lie “I wish Brazil had a president like Trump” “aí dentu” 

quenga: bitch

tribufu: ugly bitch

rapariga: bitch, and a rebelious act against portugal (where rapariga just means girl)

boçal: thinks very highly of themselves, are annoying for that. “She said she doesnt want to ride the bus” “ Ela é muito boçal”

hey content creators could u maybe not fetishize abuse…… i dont care what u ship or which fandom ur into but its just sad to see situations ive been through being romanticized and portrayed as hot when in reality its the worst thing that could happen to u ever!! please dont do that thx for reading


Okay guys so there is a blog called “13reasonswhyhcsucks” and they literally post horrible posts like that about donghyuck/haechan. I dont care if its just a troll blog or if they are really serious. This shit is horrible either way. Can we like fucking report this blog or something ? I am fucking tired of seeing people talk shit about donghyuck and call him ugly or fat. Pls lets do something about it guys.


Jonathan & Ish-Bosheth + Of Kings & Prophets 1.01 ‘Offerings of Blood’ 



black is not sad, black are poetic.

i bet people don’t understand that i’m joking 453% of the time.

i’m not good for descriptions.

take a selfie at my funeral.

don’t be sad, eat mcdonalds.  

im still here bitches nd i know everything.

its easy for you, u’re pretty.

i like him, he likes her.

can’t i just go back to having normal problems?.

the wasted years, the waste youth, the pretty lies, the ugly truth.

everything you do is super fucking cute.

one in love with death, that way i’ll describe: it was once a beautiful girl in which wanted to die.

because no one will care about what will happen to her, because not even god will recognize it when her die.

I don’t like interacting with other humans.

p. sherman 42, wallaby way, sydney.

black is such a happy color.

this is the start of how it all ends.

we don’t care, we’re driving cadillacs in our dreams.

do not be ashamed of who you are, if god made you that way, you have to thank.

i dont need a boyfriend i just need wifi.

i’m bored of being bored.

we live in a tropical climate.

you’re not a barbie.

i am sorry, i don’t speak stupid’s language.

the world is full of idiots.

just a girl with a broke smile.

waiting for better days.

oh you look so pretty that makes me want to vomit.

color black is my happiness.

candy is the new religion.

don’t try to be a barbie.

fuck u, thanks.

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password.

i’ll pay you $10 to have a crush on me.

i am not a hero, dad.

sad today, sad tomorow, sad forever.

kittens are the new black.

we accept the love we think we deserve.

my vagina looks better than your face.

we’re all coming down.

when was the last time you thought of me?

my pussy my choice my body my voice.

i luv you but you don’t care and it hurts.

as chris said “fuck it”.

sometimes i just feel like giving up.

sorry, i am not rihanna and i do not love the way you lie.

the game its over babe.

you can dye your hair, buy new clothes, you can change your shoes, rearrange your nose but it don’t change the fact that you’re ugly on the inside.

nobody told me life was gonna be this way.

nobody called you here so BYE.

more gays please.

i dont like pink i’m not princess i like dick and dark.

i really don’t care what anyone thinks of me.

can i sue my parents for making me ugly.

we didn’t come from money.

jesus loves u, i don’t.

*:・゚✧ you ✧゚・:*

making the same mistakes and expecting different results.

no new friends or old friends.

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you.

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins.

i like the storms, they let me know that even the sky scream sometimes.

haha whoops i accidentally started thinking about you and now i would like to set myself on fire.

i am not cruel. im a realist, and the reality is cruel.

daddy’s little whore.

the friend who gives all the relationship advice but never is in one.

i definitely thought 2015 was going to be my year but clearly that ship has sailed.

the friend who gives all the relationship advice but never is in one.

i dont like other teenagers, i am 60.

making her smile when she’s sad.

isolation is a way to know ourselves.

i am doing whatever the fuck i want. i don’t need your opinion.

90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist?

millions of stars in the sky, but all i wanna do is stare into your eyes.

if you think of pulling the trigger, keep in mind that I could still shoot first.


small-ish starter/plotting call! because i keep putting them off until i finish drafts which is.. impossible with the way tumblr circulates.. so mutuals like this for some attention from alex!

The signs as ugly renaissance babies













team voltron as shit i said after surgery
  • Shiro: I'm not strong but someone he thinks I am but no it's a lie i'm still a 4 year old without all her toenails
  • Keith: Let's get wild let's get some motherfuckin ice cream
  • Lance: I'm just so beautiful. He's [referring to my boyfriend] so lucky to have me
  • Hunk: creative use of chicken broth, you kitchen witch
  • Pidge: THE COMPUTER BROKE [realizes I'm on the page I was trying to get to] ... IM BROKE TOO
  • Allura: when i wash my hair it's an event. im talking to ur ugly add while I'm here, a goddess on earth
  • Coran: classical music is the punk rock of my soul fucking FIGHT ME I DONT EVEN CARE

anonymous asked:

I don't really think how ever dan wants to design /his/ yt channel matters tbh I just care about him and his content and whatever makes him happy so

ya that’s fair!!! ik its completely trivial but also im allowed to say its ugly if i think its ugly?? in fact because its so trivial i dont even consider that to be a rude opinion. if his graphic design was the only thing i talked about on this blog maybe you would have a point (though it’d still be my right to talk about whatever the f i want on here and only follow dan for the fonts he uses if thats what im into) but the reality is that i spend like 1039420384 hours a week talking about him and his content so i think its ok for me to comment on his banner change as literally an aside. and i think esp in light of the fact that he has spent substantial amounts of time talking about the design of his various social media accounts himself in his live shows and making it a point of focus and discussion in front of his audience and mining them for opinions on twitter, its ok for us to comment on it. doesnt mean we don’t care about ‘whatever makes him happy’ lmao 

anonymous asked:

why do you hate the r*dar t*chnician skit?

okay you wanna do this then we’re doing this

1.) its a glaring reminder of how john was left out of and sidelined during the tfa hype, before and after release. john was a lead, the male lead, but you’d never know it from the press, and no, its not that i think it specifically should’ve been about him, but he was cheated out of a massive chunk of all that fawning and attention including goofy/stupid stuff. and you know why.

2.) its a glaring reminder of how the ‘fandom’ treats ugly minor white male characters compared to. you know. That thing has close to 500 works on ao3, twenty-five pages, theres an entire established ship of him and some character hux’s actor plays who fandom imported – that’s how bad it is, that’s how desperate people are to hate finn, so its just rubbing it in your face

3.) alarm dryer is too ugly for words at the best of times but that getup is so, so extra bad. i can’t begin to describe the lesbian nausea it induces. As a small child i got the norwalk virus and spent a whole night vomiting. same feeling.

there’s a few other smaller reasons, such as how i’ve fucking hated snl for years and everything they do, mincing around with their liberal funnyman schtick like they weren’t complicit in tr*mp’s election, or how i hate adam drivers guts for reasons unrelated to his unfortunate face. stuff like that

tl;dr its the concentrated manifestation of everything wrong with the sequel era of star wars and the fanbase, and poetically enough, literally too ugly to look at

(again i know its not a big deal but you know what i dont fucken care so again anyone who unironically puts that on my dash gets unfollowed immediately)

anonymous asked:

Why do you hate abo?


okay. *clears throat* i have expressed my hate for this ugly ass trope so many times. if you dont know what abo is, it stands for alpha/beta/omega and is a very popular trope in fics, especially slash fics. it is also known as omega verse. i googled it bc i was innocent and had no idea what the fuck it is. (apparently it comes from the supernatural fandom which im not surprised like, pls delete). if u wanna know what it all is, just google it :d

sadly, abo has become soOOoo fucking popular. not just in the western world but apparently its becoming a popular trope all over the world and even manga artists are using that trope which pls no.

why do i hate it? god. so many reasons. where to even START.

tw: rape 

  • first of all: it’s always explicit. i think somebody once said writing/drawing abo w/o smut is like. i dont even knwo anymore but like u dont write a fic in an omega verse without there being smut. not that smut is bad, but usually those fics are just pure smut with no fucking plot. it’s the kind of ugly fetishization a lot of slash shippers have towards gay ships. they just outward dont care about anything else but the smut. its just pure sexualization of those relationships which is already a fucking problem in the fandoms anyway, but with abo fics its even WORSE. its like yall dont care about other stuff, gay couples arent just there to have hot steamy sex ya know u can also just write them being nice and cute and domestic and fluffy and cuddling 
  • it’s basically just some kinky ass shit usually by straight girls (not always sorry) that try to let their kinks free and no offense but i am a kinkshamer and i love kinkshaming so this is going on my motherfuckign list too and yall cant stop me
  • it enforces ugly ass gender roles. which is disgusting. because there shOULDNT EVEN BE GENDER ROLES BC THEYRE ALL DUDES USUALLY OR JUST ?!?!? i once saw a abo fic where omegas have to wear girls dresses and thats just dude can we stop with that ugly ass feminization of omegas???? i’m all here for boys wearing dresses if they want fuck gender roles but in that fic they were literally forced to wear them, like … , this whole thing just pushes them into those roles which is another role

much more under the cut this is very very long

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