it's twisted i know

hello friends it’s midnight and i have had a drink so let me throw something out there at you

i bet harry and louis are like. the most tactile humans on earth together. like to the point of it being annoying if it was anyone else but it’s them so it’s not

because!!! they’ve spent their formative years being told not to touch/look/interact too much with each other, so i bet they come home at the end of a long day and sit pressed right up against each other, ankles all the way up to shoulders, harry’s head on louis’ shoulder. maybe in total silence, or just watching something stupid on tv, or fucking around on their phones, doesn’t really matter what they’re doing as long as they’re just able to be together

catfish- jared k. x soulmate!reader (part one)

YA GAL EL IS BACK WITH ANOTHER SHITTY FIC HEYO

also wtf tris is the SWEETEST PERSON on the planet she deserves all the love in the world and more. so this is dedicated to @pacman-tattoo thank u for the inspo <3

basically it’s a soulmate au, the one where u write something on your skin and it appears on your soulmates skin too and i love jared kleinman so here is a gender neutral jared x reader for y'all!

(also i did research and since benj pasek based deh on something in his personal life and he was born in pennsylvania im assuming deh takes place there)

my masterlist!  part two!

warnings: swearing (surprise surprise!), uh angst? fluff?, mention of genitals/nudes ’,:) it’s like pg-13 dw, incorrect grammar, shitty writing, i say “you” WAYYY too much even tho it’s an x reader and thAtS the PoiNt

word count: 3,182

(one last thing: jared is bolded and you are italic)


You always thought that whole ‘soulmate’ thing was bullshit.

You thought that whenever you found random things written on your arm it was your brother playing a weird prank on you.

But then ‘the talk’ came…

Because no one really addresses soulmates, it’s a private thing. You found out your parents weren’t soulmates when you were a kid so you know it’s a sensitive topic for them and never brought it up out of respect.

Once you learned about it, you realized your soulmate had been trying to talk to you for a long time and you never responded. Then you continued not responding because 'what if they thought I was rude for never writing back?’ even though, most of the time, it was just little notes to themselves.

So ever since then, you’ve been petrified of writing on yourself. Just the anxiety of the potential rejection from the one and only person the universe thinks you’re perfect for was enough to make you not even want to touch a pen. You’ve been told it’s irrational but isn’t the whole thought of soulmates irrational?

But then, as you were about you get into bed, big letters started to appear up your thigh.

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anonymous asked:

YOUR HINATA IN THAT OUTFIT GOT ME LIKE 😛💦🍆💯💯!! I NEED M O R E!!!!!!! Sorry, your art is beautiful!♥️

HEH HEH HEY ANON peep deeper into the fact that…..hinata had a taste for tobi in gothic wear and spikey collars….and tobio choosing that preppy cheerleader outfit for hina..

“I’m gonna need you two to get married on a farm. A lot of my joke’s rely on that.” -Charles Boyle, about his future wedding toast to Jake and Amy.

B99 is filming at a farm do you see where I’m getting at

Also Dan Goor said there was no proposal this season but… who said you need a proposal to get married

Bad Boy
  • *Molly's flat*
  • Molly: *nursing a cut above Sherlock's eye* I can't believe she actually punched you.
  • Sherlock: *winced* People don't like it when their affair is exposed to their entire family, even if the murderer was caught. Lesson learned.
  • Molly: *smirks* You were showing off.
  • Sherlock: A bit.
  • Molly: *smoothes his hair aside* There. Good as new. Try not to entice anymore guilty widows to punch you, yeah?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* It's me, Molly.
  • Molly: *chuckles* Still... *ruffles his hair; thoughtful* looks hot, though. I always did like a bad boy *giggles; leaves*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *raises an eyebrow*
  • A FEW DAYS LATER
  • *Molly's flat*
  • Molly: *reading on her sofa*
  • -knocking-
  • Molly: *opens the door*
  • Sherlock: *gently prodding his black eye; wincing* Didn't work...
  • Molly: *arms folded* Another widow.
  • Sherlock: An old lady. Someone tried to mug her *shrugs* I stepped in.
  • Molly: *bites her lip* Oh...
  • Sherlock: *gestures* May I...
  • Molly: *shakes her head* Sorry, yes. Right *pulls him inside* err, sit down. I-I'll just... *hurries to the bathroom*
  • Sherlock: *smirks*
Boyf riend calls the Winchesters AU
  • Dean: Wait, so you called me because there's a computer...in your friend's brain...making him cool?
  • Michael: yes.
  • Sam: We've seen weirder. Besides, isn't it...y'know helping him? I'd have killed to have something like that.
  • Michael: THATS NOT THE POINT! *shifts his glasses on his forehead,holding the bridge of his nose*
  • Dean: Then what is?
  • Michael: He's forgotten about me...become..rude?...it's not good...
  • Sam: Maybe we should at least look into it?
  • Dean: Whatever.

Ik theres this big cringe trend lately, but if its just kids having harmless fun and arent doing any damage ( harrassing, stealing, overbearing strangers, etc) just let them be
Nothing sucks more than having a good time, that isnt distressing anyone, and to be ridiculed for it. Remember that while it isn’t your place to babysit anyone it’s also not your place to ruin a good experience

inkrabbits-deactivated20170910  asked:

I dare you to draw a picture of erwin using just nail polish and willpower.

Heyho, I’m sorry this took me so long but I had massive artblock ^^ Here is your pic of Erwin using nailpolish and willpower :D Im positive that this is what you meant xD

The big plot twist of Wonder Woman was

humans are awful sometimes.

YA’LL the person who responded to the ‘LGBTQICUP’ post calling the user ace and aro exclusionary was talking about how the op has made countless posts that are anti-ace/aro. They are NOT responding to the ‘LGBTQICUP’ post itself but it was framed as them doing that so they’d sound like a ‘crazy sjw’.

Please stop reblogging that post under false assumptions. It’s pretty much certainly leading to the person who responded getting harassed.

talking to strangers online is so wild like one time i posted fanfics on deviantart and the next thing i know i’m talking to two of my readers who are from my country who are sisters who are also my neighbors who also turn out to be my cousins like lmao so wild i didn’t know i had other cousins haha

jim telling spock that giving butterfly kisses when you leave ur mate is standard human procedure and no one says anything during the five year mission bc those are their dorky commanding officers and whatever but then they get back from the mission and spock is just right up in kirks face fluttering his eyelids against jims before he departs in front of like a ton of starfleet ppl and jims just like sweetheart i may have… slightly misled u

anonymous asked:

kastel and 13? :)

13. things you said at the kitchen table 

Karen knows he’s watching her. She doesn’t blame him – keeps expecting him to tell her to stop, actually, or just call out a low “Ma'am” in that certain way that holds a silent plea in it, different from when he’s saying hello, when he’s frustrated, when he’s teasing for a brief half a second she manages to distract him on simpler thoughts. But he doesn’t say anything.

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So I finally blocked the asshat anon (and all their related blogs, that’s right, I know who you are, asshole!) and to celebrate, I’m posting naekusaba prompts every day for this week just to spite their ass :)

To everyone else, I hope you’re having a good day and may your week be awesome. Happy havoc blogging!