"Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?" for the IGAB cupcakes, because Civil War is coming and I feel like Jason and Percy are team Cap and Leo is totally team Iron Man! Or maybe not, it's your call! Also, friendly reminder that you're great and IGAB gives me life :)
This was not how breakfast conversation was supposed to go. Not an omelette with a side of sacrilege. “You take it back!” Percy jutted his finger in the table for emphasis.
“It’s just facts!” Leo, confidently folding his arms across his chest. “Captain America is no match against Iron Man. Can Captain America fly? Does Captain America have missiles shooting out of his shoulders? Is Captain America a billionaire?”
Jason, sitting next to Percy and as equally offended, made a clicking noise with his tongue and sighed. He couldn’t believe his ears either. His words were low with intent. “Yeah, but did Iron Man -” Jason slammed his hands on the table “- PUNCH HITLER IN THE FACE?”