it's totally something he'd do too

  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You both like hetalia.
  • Stranger: Hello!
  • You: Hey
  • Stranger: Uh. Well.. Hm. The new season is coming out. The twinkle thingy thing
  • You: I hope on the box, somewhere in small letters it says "shine bright like a Doitsu"
  • You: Get it.
  • You: Twinkle
  • You: star
  • Just like under the review or something it just says -shine bright like a Doitsu- Just like really really small so almost no one notices it. Then someone does and BAM the entire fandom explodes because senpai at Funimation noticed us
  • Stranger: Omgg
  • Stranger: He would shine haha
  • Stranger: Do you think Gil would put sparkles in his hair gel? He'd be so sparkly
  • You: OMG Gil totally does that.
  • Stranger: Yea omfg before a sparkle party haha
  • You: Italy does too. It's a run on joke that every time someone is the Germany's bathroom they find and put sparkles in his hair gel. One day it will only be sparkles and he will be so confused. Germany can't figure out why people keep coming over to use HIS bathroom for apparently no reason.
  • Stranger: Omg
  • Stranger: He opens the little tin gel can and a puff of sparkles flies out on his faceq
  • Stranger: *face
  • You: One day Italy changes Germany's ringtone to German sparkle party. When he opens it and that happens Italy calls Germany and Gill turns off the lights as the BTT runs into the bathroom with glowsticks and a minni strobe light.
  • Stranger: The most elaborate prank yet. Germany shocked from sparkle surprise stands still while they take a selfie and run out before he can do anything about it
  • You: After this happens on three different occasions Germany thinks it's time to switch to hairspray, the next day he finds out Gil somehow changed the hairspray can to a sparkle spray paint.
  • Stranger: And it's lime green. Gil posts the selfies on Facebook
  • Stranger: Bathroom Party @potatoes house!
  • You: It's the first Facebook post of Gil's that Romano liked. Spain gets jealous and decides to prank Germany himself. This starts a torment around all the countries to see who can prank Germany the best.
  • Stranger: Pranks around the world. Now Germany locks the bathroom door and won't let anyone use it
  • You: Gil still somehow get to put glitter in his hair gel though. He has to stick with his priorities.
  • Stranger: It's the simple things
  • Stranger: Soon Germanys new name is disco ball on account of the blinding sparkles in the sun
  • You: Italy keeps changing his ringtone to shine bright like a Doitsu and always makes sure it goes off at world meetings. Gil brings streamers and party poppers for it. It's the only time all the countries stop arguing because they like to see Germany's expression.
  • Stranger: Germany has to prank them back one by one omg
  • Stranger: One day he actually goes with it and everyone is shocked
  • You: Germany is horrible at pranking them back, one time he let his dogs loose on America. America was in the hospital for a week.
  • Stranger: Oh god
  • Stranger: Germany is revenge happy
  • Stranger: Probably gets italy with putting sparkles in his pasta and make something taste slightly off in his pasta
  • Stranger: But he can't pinpoint it
  • You: He paints everything in Gil's room a sparkly pink color a day before the BTT are going to hang out in there.
  • Stranger: Puts up a ton of posters to things he claims to hate
  • You: He sneaks into Romano's room and replaces every picture there with a picture of his face. He puts some greeting cards on the ground with a picture of him and Italy hugging that say "wish you were here" and on the back signed by Germany.
  • Stranger: Holy heckles. Germany would just personally get revenge on everyone. A little sign on his bed "don't forget your brother is part German"
  • You: The only thing that makes him stop revenge is when Italy stops sneaking into his house at night because he it too scared.
  • Stranger: Ohhhh man
  • Stranger: Germany knows he fricked up
  • You: He gets Italy to go to his house again by setting out a trail of bowls with pasta.
  • Stranger: Good pasta, not the wurst
  • You: Like really fancy home made pasta.
  • You: And wine.
  • Stranger: Lots of convincing and lots of white flags
  • You: Then Italy and Germany team up to prank people.
  • Stranger: Omg it's like PVP and do all kinds of things haha
  • Stranger: Prancing Canada with the stanly cup and a universal remote in the other room
  • You: They'll do things like randomly leave and go into a sound-proof room during a short recess at meeting and come out like an hour later with their hair all messed up and their clothes not buttoned the right way.
  • Stranger: Omfg they just do the do all the day
  • You: They'll put fake rope burn marks on Italy's wrists.
  • Stranger: Italy complains of fake back pains
  • You: Italy slightly wincing as he sits down.
  • Stranger: Omg italy tries to stand all the time
  • You: They both keep casually saying that they aren't getting enough sleep.
  • Stranger: Casually talks about eachother in a dreamy tone
  • You: Italy did that before they started pranking tho.
  • You: One day Romano snaps and bursts into the door while they are in the closet and they are like playing a card game.
  • Stranger: Omg
  • You: Then Germany just looks at everyone at the door that came to see cus they pervs, whispers "payback"
  • You: then slams the door shut.
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