it's too cute to be me

  • Taehyung: What are you reading?
  • Jungkook: 50 Shades of Grey.
  • Taehyung: You-...what?
  • Jungkook: Hobi-Hyung told me to read this.
  • Taehyung: Why?
  • Jungkook: I didn't really listen to him, but something with soft, cute, love, sex..or so.
  • Taehyung: 50 Shades of Grey isn't soft and cute. It's a book about sex and bondage games.
  • Jimin [come in]: 50 Shades of Grey is the soft porno version of twilight.
  • Taehyung [blank]: ...
  • Jungkook [blank]: ...
  • Jimin: What? Do you really think i didn't read it too?

anonymous asked:

hi carlos! hope you're having a swell day, i wanted to ask: what are your current anime recs? ive been looking for sth to watch and i think you have great taste! have a nice day, thanks in advance! :)

Hii!! I’m having a good day thank you! :D And sure, lemme copy and paste my previous list and make some modifications and updates to answer your question!

Currently watching:

Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan - it’s the Game of Thrones of anime imo.. like it’s so GOOD.. it will just make you gag after every episode. it’s so intense and there are really badass characters. and the plot is really brilliant. like i’m almost finished with season 1 and i’m just shook after every single episode. i watch during my cardio sessions in the gym lmao after every workout.. and its great cause it’s like when a titan is chasing a character, i end up walking faster on the stairs Lmaoo so intense

Hunter X Hunter - i’m gonna resume this soon! i’m like past episode 10 i think but i’m taking my time with this one.

Recently watched:

  • Love Live! - i honestly just watched this like out of curiosity and just for kicks. i was not expecting to love it but after episode 3, i was like wait??? wasnt this anime supposed to be fun?? why am i crying?? so yeah, it’s super good, touching, entertaining and sweet! and the songs are really catchy and good.. it’s such a WLW anime and there’s a canon couple :>
  • Love Live! Sunshine - i watched this like a few months after finishing Love Live! cause i loved the OG girls and i was worried i wont like these girls.. but honestly, LLS is EVEN GAYER.. and is soo good too!
  • btw tell me who your fave girls/best girls are after watching Love Live and Sunshine. my best girls are Umi Sonoda and Yo Watanabe :>
  • Yuri On Ice - it’s a really cute gay anime. people will argue it isnt and its queerbait but i’m gay and alot of the things which happen are too much for just bros to do so yeah, i believe it’s canon gay or mlm. and i enjoyed it so you watch it and be the judge
  • Kimi no Na Wa - universally lauded and recently released! it’s the best film released in 2016 imo. i swear it’s really next level storytelling

Anime watched/finished:

  • Rurouni Kenshin - i think i watched this anime twice/thrice.. It’s so suspenseful. it’s about samurais. and this anime made me interested about Japan’s history. it’s kind of a period drama with amazing fight sequences. and it’s critically acclaimed. it’s my father’s all-time favourite anime
  • Rurouni Kenshin OVA - it’s a prequel. also more violent and tragic than its anime counterpart.. like it’s really different from the series. but it’s so good. you’ll find out how Kenshin got his iconic X mark from here!)
  • Ghost Stories - THE DUB IS A MASTERPIECE! You really have to see this one. the anime bombed in Japan so the english dubbers got all the rights for the anime and they gave the go signal for the dubbers to do whatever the fuck they want. it ended up being like an anime Scary Movie with a hilarious script
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica - i swear do not be deceived.. it is a really intense and surprisingly dark anime with excellent plot twists
  • Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - super funny anime. if you need a laugh, this will really lift you up. i watched the first two episodes in sub and dub back to back.. and i can vouch that the voice actors for the English dub are excellent. it’s actually even funnier.. but if you prefer subs, then that’s fine. it’s just the lines are more humorous, expressive and have more variety :) Nozaki’s voice is also attractive in the dub.. it’s still very Nozaki imo. this anime pokes fun at the shoujo manga yet still has romantic elements. it’s mostly comedy though 
  • Jigoku Shoujo / Hell Girl - angst, tragedy, philosophical anime analysing humanity’s hatred, need for vengeance, and suffering. Futakomori or the 2nd season is my favourite but it’s worth finishing the entire series. 3rd season is very painful to watch though and you dont have to watch that one tbh
  • Yu Yu Hakusho - occult, spirit world, ghosts, and fighting. you most probably have heard of this
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - 1st series starring Yugi. iconic!
  • Cardcaptor Sakura - this is also suspenseful. like the premise is essentially that Sakura has to catch all the “monsters” that were freed from this book. and it’s up to her to “capture” them and put into cards. magic, fantasy, and beautiful animation
  • Ranma ½ - this was so funny but the ending was disappointing cause it got cancelled apparently.. i really hope this will go out of limbo and give us a proper ending like InuYasha did but i doubt it
  • Danganronpa (murder plot twists, intense and despair-filled storyline. btw if you plan on watching this, there is no Danganronpa 2 anime but a playthrough/game since the anime is based from the game. murder, plot twists, suspense. click this to know more about the anime. it’s Battle Royale meets CSI. after watching this, here’s a link of the playthrough of the 2nd game. it’s super fun, full of plot twists, and interactive)
  • Danganronpa 3 (only watch this after finishing SDR2. watch Future arc then Despair arc alternatingly. so 1st future arc ep then 1st despair arc ep then 2nd future arc ep then 2nd despair. then watch Hope arc when you finish all 12 eps each.. it’s not perfect but it’s an okay conclusion and a nice gift to the fans)
  • Digimon - can be very intense! better than Pokemon imo
  • Blood+ - vampires and sword fighting
  • Ghost In The Shell - it’s a sci-fi movie
  • Yakitate Japan - baking and cooking!
  • Getbackers - still up to debate if the duo are gay but if you google art of them, there have been official art released and it’s so gay lol. but yeah it’s shonen genre and it’s not canon gay
  • Cowboy Bebop - a CLASSIC. the dub is great!!

I don’t remember if i finished these but I watched a lot of episodes enough to recommend it and will rewatch them soon to relieve memories. I’m pretty sure I tuned in though and watched like 80%:

  • Fushigi Yuugi (i think this is shoujo but it has a nice adventure storyline)
  • Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood  (i feel like i actually finished this. idk why my memory is hazy concerning this anime. this is so popular. you should’ve heard of this iconic anime somehow. i watched and tuned in but i don’t remember how or when i stopped)
  • Gundam series (i think i finished the first Gundam and the second)
  • Tsubasa Chronicles (it’s like a spin-off of Cardcaptor Sakura but they’re like all grown up and the plot is different)
  • Naruto
  • One Piece (i watched like the first four seasons)
  • Bleach (i remembered watching until episode 40 omg)
  • Great Teacher Onizuka (this is so funny tbh. i think i watched almost all of it)

Studio Ghibli films I watched:

  • Spirited Away
  • The Wind Rises
  • Ponyo
  • Tales from Earthsea

Anime I plan to watch (many suggested this to me and i plan on watching them so i’ll write them down here) :

  • One Punch Man
  • Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice)
  • Anohana The Flower We Saw That Day
  • Re: Zero
  • Your Lie in April
  • Shin sekai Yori
  • Gintama
  • More of Makoto Shinkai’s movies like 5 centimetres per second, etc.)
  • More Ghibli films too

Here you go!!!! I know it’s an extensive list. I’ll probably make this a masterpost of anime recs and will update this list, and add more soon. If you have any questions or anything, don’t be shy to message me! :)

[last updated: 26 July 2017]

dundelions  asked:

heyy i was wondering if you could recommend some multi chap fics?? just some slow burn fluff because its so cute and ahhh, thank you so much ily

Sure!! I’m sorry for taking so long to answer this, but the fics will make it up, I promise!

Well, let’s start!

Tacos and Tequila by @jugandbettsdetectiveagency (this is honestly my favorite Bughead fic. It’s just perfect! Everything this precious human being writes is just too good!) Also, The serpent and the Swan is currently keeping me up at night.

Interstate Love Song and The Girl From the Journal by @juggieheadcoopers ! Simply perfect!

The Stacks by @malmo722 This is probably a classic around here already

Make it Work by @raptorlily I’m so excited about this one! I found it yesterday and I just can’t stop reading it!!

Dust to Dust by @lusterrdust Honestly, I have no words to describe what this girl writes… Just read any of her fics it and you’ll understand what I’m saying

Self Conclusion by @betsforsythetrash is just wonderful!

Well… I’m more into One-shots, but these are the ones that I could remember. @jandjsalmon is the Bughead fic expert around the fandom, but… I’ll leave some authors that will keep you busy, though XD Hope it helped!

@gellbellshead

@bughead4days

@bugheadotp

@itstenafterfour

@it-happened-one-starry-night

And so many others that you can find here

Also, I’ve just reblogged some rec from other great users. Here

Have fun reading!

too-cute-to-care  asked:

Uma and Harry please

@too-cute-to-care requested something nsfw for the pair. So here, have some pure UmaxHarry smut. It’s been a while, but I do hope ya’ll enjoy it. 

Clearly rated M and cause I’m a dork and this is super cheesy anyway. I’m naming it Passion Cove. Fight me.

Uma frowned as she stared out at the sea, toes digging into the wet sand. She had been so close to getting what she wanted and yet Mal once again got in the way. And had Ben -that stupid little Beastie Boy- not attempted to appeal to her softer side, she would have won. She just knew she could have taken Mal and dragged her scaly ass into the water. She sniffled, her frown deepening as she realized she had been crying. She never cried. Uma dug a hand into the sand beside her, fingers wrapping around a sharp rock. She glared at it, clenching it tightly before tossing it out at sea with a yell.

“Uma dear,”

The young sea-witch quickly wiped her face, before greeting the pirate as she tried to conjure up her usual smirk. “Harry.”

He dropped down beside her, blue eyes scanning her from head to toe. “How did you..?”

The shell necklace at her neck grew warm and she gently took it between her fingers. “The shell worked outside the barrier. I tried to will it to bring it down, but I’m not strong enough. Not yet. You can stop staring,” she rolled her eyes, “I’m not hurt.” Not physically, the annoying little voice in her head reminded her.

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anonymous asked:

Who are your best friends on here? :3

Not to call anyone out but ..

@junmyeon-please likes to bully me for drinking tea everyday 🤷🏻‍♀️
@peachysuho cries with me abt Junmyeon & cats everyday & I love her lots! 💖
@aeedee doesn’t listen to anything I say… like ever .. This is how our marriage works 💜
@sehunshusband likes to steal my husband .. bastard 👿
@kais-daddy feeds me good & keeps me alive 💯
@glorious-soobooty is an angel literally the sweetest 👼🏻
@junmyeonspadawan again we cry over Jun being cute & seho most days 💕
@captivatesme Ri is a total sweetheart 💘

Special mentions to @kokomyeonie
@kokojunmyeon @duizhangdeluxe @myeoneandonly @suhosleftbuttcheek ♥️

percy reminds me of.. soft colours, pastels but also darker colours (blue n green the most), clear water but also the ocean and rivers and mossy green lakes, windbreakers and oversized jackets, thrift stores, naps, blurry lines, dreaming, riding your bike in the rain, messy letters, shaky polaroids, the sunset, morning cartoons. song lyrics written down on any surface you can find cause inspiration comes and goes. warm feelings, 2007 nostalgia…. he makes me think of music and obscure artists (rn its tyler wang creation but hes not obscure), nge, babey uwu lmao, dorky jokes!! but also really meaningful thoughts and ideas and careful compliments and just so much love…. and swag…when i see cute animals in sweaters it makes me think of him too. ridiculous cars and cool bike mods, little beanie babies and bats and dogs that are way too big, animal crossing OF COURSE. he makes me think of home too and that weird statue in his front yard i wanna meet one day

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hey @eightmonkeys , y’know that au where laurens lives??? i can totally dig that :^^)))

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Welp, @destatree finished my celeb AU chapter…

….as promised I’ll be doing a double promptis post for her! Here is the first one; boys in their ugly, disgustingly sweet and very accurate matching hoodies that is well heavily inspired by her Ludic fic instead ahahaha! I found them on pinterest and went for it! 

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For this to work Neil should both be a little shit and have exy balls with him at all times, so it seems pretty reasonable to me

Based on this

Also imagine Nicky shouting “Kinky!” in the bg for extra nonsense

anonymous asked:

can you draw some Sonny n Graffiti Pete Valentine's Day love !! I wanna surprise my girlfriend she loves them more than me

getting pete to accept that sonny actually likes him is a full time job

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Daisy Johnson in Agents of SHIELD: ‘Farewell, Cruel World!’

PENALTY GAME
yugi’s shirt and leather pants: become a crop top and capris
joey’s t-shirt and jeans: become the powder-blue hell that yugi now lives in